EddieDoyers
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Paris Monroe Teacher Of The Year
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Jesus taught us to turn the other cheek. He'd be proud to see us turning cheeks inside out.
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I'm a white male... The entire concept of turning hair into cornrows is like magic to me...
Welp this is one case where I would support cultural appropriation
You holding back your savage famb
Im all set in a cornrowed P... Not my thing
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Meangene must be wild religious...homie stay turning the cheeks.
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This. It has been an epic turn of events.
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You got it wrong my dude...
Jesus taught us you can turn a *** into a housewife...
Jehova taught us to make that reformed *** pay for the dates...
Buddha taught us
constantly, on that ***'s dime... Satan taught us to eat da booty out...
Mohammad taught us to blow that back out...
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This.
I could just imagine a crowd of 5000 dudes gathered to hear the good word. But only one dude brought enough booty for himself to eat. 5 thots, and 2 big booty strippers.
Jesus would then perform a miracle, multiplying that one man's stable into enough booty cheeks to feed the multitude
Catch me in the crowd, giving thanks like.....
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$tacy
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Think I'm becoming religious now.
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Just wow at this thread
EddieDoyers
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Muhammad was a pedophile but imma leave it at that
You got it wrong my dude...
Jesus taught us you can turn a *** into a housewife...
Jehova taught us to make that reformed *** pay for the dates...
Buddha taught us
Satan taught us to eat da booty out...
Mohammad taught us to blow that back out...
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Jesus had that bread, drinks flowing and stayed multiplying his fishes. He was bout that life. except for when he was saving ****.
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$tacy
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Mary got the booty ate? All the religious **** I know that virgins down to suck some **** or *** play.
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You gave me good chuckle this evening.No tongue punching. Too much savage for me.
I remember the first time I did it my girl came out the shower and was on her stomach on my bed butt ***. Started eating from the back and went front door to backdoor in one motion.
Shorty whole body flinched/shivered. Turned around and looked at me like
Cheat code activated.
Hold a rep.
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Y'all must tongue and all after she sucks you dry too
wavy daddy
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Nah, i just stay sittin down wit my *** cheeks clinching the covers while she warms up a towel.
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Wait ya don't kiss ya girls after she sucks you off? What type of sex life is this?....dudes outchea in Hazmat suits with just the pipe out 
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She gotta brush her teeth, wash her face and gargle a double shot of hennesy before i kiss her again.
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I scrub mines every day, so I have no problem with it.
Y'all dudes aren't confident in your own hygiene? Sack prolly smell like between the couch quarters.
Scrub ya nuts daily, cant be walking around with rancid smelly balls
Y'all dudes aren't confident in your own hygiene? Sack prolly smell like between the couch quarters.
Scrub ya nuts daily, cant be walking around with rancid smelly balls
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Damn fam, wash your filthy penis.
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wavy daddy
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My girl kisses me after i munch on her torta, but i aint kissin anything where my baby batter enters or lands.
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I thought this thread couldn't get any weirder then i check back and cats talkin bout mary the mother of jesus lol really
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