Paula Deen is going to kill someone....

[quaz]

Looks like a heart attack waiting to happen, but I'd give it a try

 

[cicero avenue dopeman]

enjoy your death via cardiac arrest. you people disgust me

 

[josebronx]

 

[misterp0315]

DAT TRIPLE BYPASS

 

[viiheaven]

Originally Posted by YuraS718

Originally Posted by viiheaven

They used to make something similar to this at a restaurant I worked at. It was called the Instant Heart Attack:

2 potato pancakes (used as buns)
1/2 lb. of meat (your choice of: pastrami, corned beef or roast beef)
cole slaw
and pickles on the side

Here's a picture of it in fact:

Pastrami/Corned Beef sandwich's from a legit Jewish Deli are

  Only downside of ordering from a Deli like that is they can't serve it with cheese.  Pastrami with melted swiss with a horseradish sauce or russian dressing is

You know, I worked at that restaurant so long I can't imagine eating a pastrami sandwich with cheese on it. However, Reuben's get the business.

 

[rsdplaya]

Originally Posted by Frische Produkte

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Before I die, I need to try one of these.. Looks so damn tasty.

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[oidreez]

she really is trying to kill someone. not even like a donut cut in half but two WHOLE donuts

 

[legendairy stinson]

Sorry to grave dig but what did Paula Deen say exactly? I know she used the N word.

 

[newmoanyuh]

Sorry to grave dig but what did Paula Deen say exactly? I know she used the N word.

Paula Deen Uses the N-Word: 8 Shocking Details From Her Deposition | The Daily Beast

By Kevin Fallon

June 20, 2013

America’s most aggressive butter-peddler admitted to using the N-word in a recent court deposition. We perused 133 pages of court documents for the most scandalous bits.

If there’s something that Paula Deen loves more than butter, it’s black waiters serving wedding guests “Southern plantation style.” At least that’s the takeaway from the unedited transcript of her deposition in the $1.2 million discrimination lawsuit filed against the First Lady of Finger Lickin’ Food and her brother, Earl “Bubba” Hiers. In her testimony, Deen admits to using the N-word, reveals her ambivalence towards people watching pornography at a place of work, and—the arguably racist, definitely bizarre bit that’s made headlines Wednesday—details the Southern plantation wedding of her dreams, in which black waiters serve guests slave-style.

It’s a fascinating and, despite its subject matter, often humorous read brimming with Paula Deenisms. (She uses the phrase “ah-ha” so often instead of “yes” during questioning that she has to be reprimanded and instructed to respond only with “yes” or “no.” She doesn’t.) It’s also 133 pages. Fear not, we’ve parsed the most salacious details for you. Happy reading, y’all.

1. She refused to have her empire destroyed by “a piece of p---.” (Also, she uses that word!)

Former employee Lisa Jackson said that she was hired to replace a general manager at the restaurant Uncle Bubba’s who was fired for having sexual relationships with underage servers. While demanding the manager be fired, Jackson says that Deen told her brother, “If you think I have worked this hard to lose everything because of a piece of p----, you better think again.” Asked in her deposition whether she actually said it, Deen responded with an abso-friggin-lutely: “I said that day and I would say it again today if it applied.” She then repeated the sentence, making not being in that room a regret we’ll all have to live with for the rest of our lives.

2. She really wanted to stage that Southern plantation-style wedding. But she didn’t because the media wouldn’t understand.

Jackson said she was put in charge of arrangements for Bubba’s wedding, which Deen apparently said she wanted to have a “true Southern plantation-style theme.” What, pray tell, does that mean? “Well what I would really like is a bunch of little n——rs to wear long-sleeve white shirts, black shorts, and black bow-ties, you know in the Shirley Temple days, they used to tap dance around,” Deen reportedly elaborated. Alas, the wedding Deen envisioned never came to be. “We can’t do that because the media would be on me about that,” she reportedly told Jackson. In her testimony, Deen said that she actually was referencing the “beautiful white jackets with a black bow-tie” she saw the wait staff of “middle-aged black men” wearing at a restaurant she visited “in Tennessee or North Carolina or somewhere.”

3. She did not use the N-word to describe the waiters.

Deen objected to the accusation that she used the N-word to describe the waiters. Asked whether there was any possibility that she may have slipped and use the word, she said, “No, because that’s not what these men were. They were professional black men doing a fabulous job.” Still, when asked why nicely dressed black men would be a part of a “Southern plantation wedding,” she said it reminded her of southern America “before the Civil War.” After being reminded that black men serving people in the South before the Civil War were slaves, she agreed, but said she “did not mean anything derogatory” by her comments.

4. She doesn’t think that watching porn or being racist at work makes you a bad boss.

In her deposition, Deen was asked whether the fact that her brother admitted to watching pornography and using the N-word at their restaurant caused her to have concerns about him running their business. She responded, “just because he’s got a sense of humor does not make him a bad person or incapable of running a business.” Questioned as to whether jokes of a sexual or racist nature are in poor taste at a place of work, she responded, “We have all told off-color jokes … Every man I’ve ever come in contact with has one.”

5. But she does use the N-word!

Deen admitted to using the N-word in her life, after a “black man” put a gun to her head at a bank where she was working. She said she used it because she “didn’t feel real favorable towards him.” She also said she’s sure she’s used the word since, “but it’s been a very long time” and guessed that she probably used it when quoting “a conversation between blacks.”

6. She doesn’t think the N-word is bad, as long as it’s used in a joke.

Deen said that she and her husband taught her children not to use the N-word in a mean way. Asked when exactly that word be used in a not-mean way, she said either when repeating what you may hear “black people” say in the kitchen or when used in a joke.

7. She sees nothing wrong with watching a little porn at work.

A major point in the suit is that Deen’s brother, Bubba, was accused of looking at pornography at work and showing it to employees. Asked whether she has any problem with such practices, Deen said, “If somebody sent him something and he pulled it up and looked at it, no, I would not persecute him for that.”

8. Her bathroom sounds amazing.

Deen’s bathroom has a sofa and two chairs in it. She calls it a “bathroom/den combination.” That’s not particularly salacious. But it’s definitely intriguing.

Oh and this one

Paula Deen lost her Food Network gig on Friday after a rocky week that saw her admit using a racial slur and her seemingly wi****l longing for the days of slavery exposed.

Now, a black man who worked at Paula’s brother Bubba‘s restaurant and on Paula’s property is stepping forward to reveal that Paula, 66, didn’t just dream of having white-jacketed, silent, slave-like African Americans as staff: That shocking reality unfolded many times on the grounds of her Savannah mansion.

Sheldon J. Ervin was the oyster cook at Bubba’s Oyster House from 2008 to 2010 and helped staff several parties at Paula’s Savannah estate on the side — without pay. He previously filed an Equal Employment Opportunity & Diversity complaint against the ex-Food Network star.

“We were treated wrong,” he tells RadarOnline.com in an exclusive interview. “I used to work for her parties and I spent so much time there I could go there today and punch in the code to her gate.”

Sheldon claims that he and other staff were rarely paid, instead used as a free labor supply for Paula. “She just gave us beer and alcohol for working all those days,” he says. “I don’t even drink. It was insulting and unfair. I was like, ‘Pay me!’”

In one particular instance, he remembers, “Paula was hosting a big graduation party for someone. It was all on the news and everything.”

Sheldon and three to five other African American men “spent like three days setting up for that party,” he claims. “I didn’t want to, but they threatened our jobs and put it on the line.”

“They told us we all had to wear black slacks, black shoes and a white chef jacket with a hat,” he reveals. “If we didn’t have the money to buy it, they said they would give us the money to go buy it. I didn’t want to wear it because it was burning hot outside, but Miss Paula insisted.”

“Paula had us all stationed at a few shady spots in the yard,” he says. “She wanted us all to stay in one spot. We weren’t allowed to move. They didn’t want us to interact or anything. They just wanted us to sit there and serve everyone and not say anything.”

Worse, at the party’s end, they were barely rewarded for all of their overtime.

“Paula and Bubba just gave us beer and alcohol and I don’t even drink,” he says. “She knew I had just gotten married. I had a baby on the way. I needed the money and I was the only one to step up and complain over it because half of the kitchen just needed their jobs. I was fired over it in the end because I’m not afraid to speak my mind.”

Ever since, Sheldon has had to watch as the woman he slaved away for grew rich and famous off of his and other employees’ work. And now, he finds some sense of relief in knowing that other people are starting to see the Paula Deen he knows.

“I’m so happy that this has finally come,” he says. “I’ve been waiting for this day for a long time.”

http://radaronline.com/exclusives/2013/06/paula-deen-employee-insulting-unfair-treatment/

 

[don ramon]

 

[ruxxx]

"I EEEEUUUUZ WUT I EEEEUUUUZ!"

 

[degenerate423]

The thing that pisses me off is seeing these articles about her making a comeback, it's as if they're lowkey hoping she lands on her feet.  She lost her endorsements and deal with the Food Network, now take the spotlight off of her, so she becomes irrelevant.  Don't give her anymore interviews, let her apologize, or write articles about her comeback, leave her racist *** alone

...

 

[bhergh]

GLAZED donuts the best

 

[futurehendrix]

GLAZED donuts the best

lol i got some glaze if your donut seem a lil dry

 

[bhergh]

My donut looks pretty glazed papi

Spoiler

 

[futurehendrix]

My donut looks pretty glazed papi

 

[buggz05]

wut



But yo, I'm with Paula Deen on this one (not the food, the racism). She has fantasies of a different time period. Plus slavery is not something that should be forgotten or hidden, nor is it a pretty subject. There should be a display for it somewhere imo, as a reminder.

 

[ruxxx]

^ Ever heard of the Blacks In Wax Museum in Baltimore?

That other **** you said is COMPLETE foolishness.

 

[buggz05]

Yeah but at the same time, why are these dummies working for free? She orchestrated a fantasy world of hers and people were dumb enough to fall for it. I mean look at the food. It's ridiculous. It's a giant theatre. That's just what I get out of the articles and interviews, and not that I could trust any of them, so..

 

[joepac12]

^ he ain't gonn know bout that on north and bond. Lol

 

[buggz05]

Wax museums are creepy. No thanks.

I'd rather eat 5 star food.

 

[ruxxx]

Yeah but at the same time, why are these dummies working for free? She orchestrated a fantasy world of hers and people were dumb enough to fall for it.

Very true and to be honest with you... I have NO answer for that.

You have to really be a sick individual (regardless of race) to want to go back to THAT particular time in history as if it were such a wonderful and glorious period.

Paula "Grand Dragon" Deen is a nut.

 

[dwalk31]

Smdh |I