Pick up lines --- yes they work.

[dyyhard]

saw this on Twitter today...
Men's Humor

 

[Nawzlew]

That's witty

 

[ricky409]

"aight... i'm giving you my number... i dont want you to wait two and three days to use it and acting like you dont want to call...

we're grown, girlie... you call me tonight"

 

[jordanscrub]

Originally Posted by ricky409

"aight... i'm giving you my number... i dont want you to wait two and three days to use it and acting like you dont want to call...

we're grown, girlie... you call me tonight"

Would be good if it was shorter 

 

[dyyhard]

I'm no weather man, but expect more than a couple of inches tonight.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our kids how we met.

 

[ricky409]

its not really a pick up line famb....

just a close out line...

 

[kiendienn]

Originally Posted by Jordanscrub

Originally Posted by ricky409

"aight... i'm giving you my number... i dont want you to wait two and three days to use it and acting like you dont want to call...

we're grown, girlie... you call me tonight"

Would be good if it was shorter 

reciting essays 

 

[dauldierce]

One time i asked a chick "where the party at?" and she replied with her friends "In my pants"

 

[Mark Antony]

2nd half so they gotta be relevant? well then hit her with the "ma, your face look scrumptious".

 

[j d0t win]

Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight


Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness **** in your mouth

 

[5am6oody72]

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

2nd half so they gotta be relevant? well then hit her with the "ma, your face look scrumptious".

 

[nattybro]

If you're over the age of like 24 or 25 just ask them 'what is a beautiful young lady like you doing without a ring on your finger?' and point to or grab their left hand. It sounds wack as hell but it's pretty surefire. It can only be awkward if they're widowed (not divorced).

 

[norcalhussla]

Originally Posted by j d0t win

Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight


Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness **** in your mouth

 

[basedomg]

Me: Pizza then i'll smash ?
Her: Uh no ..
Me: The @+@@ ? who doesn't like pizza ?

She should giggle , or at least smile .
You lead off from there , she should know what you want .

 

[mycoldyourdone]

Originally Posted by j d0t win

Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight


Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness  in your mouth

aware

 

[mycoldyourdone]

text game

you: pick a number between 1 and 7.
her: 4...?
you: 4 days from now, you and i are going out.

 

[adrian1221]

Go up to a girl in a bar, and slip your arm around her, and say, "Hi Laura!" She says, "I'm not Laura!" And you say, as your hand slips a little lower, "But you sure feel like her!"

 

[adrian1221]

D

UBLE 

 

[00david00]

Originally Posted by j d0t win

Guy: Do you like dragons?
Girl: umm yess i guess
Guy: Good because im gonna be dragon these balls across your face tonight


Guy: Are you into fitness?
Girl:Yes
Guy: Good so you can fitness in your mouth

 

[ricky409]

Originally Posted by kiendienn

Originally Posted by Jordanscrub

"aight... i'm giving you my number... i dont want you to wait two and three days to use it and acting like you dont want to call...

we're grown, girlie... you call me tonight"

Would be good if it was shorter 

reciting essays 

 
took a dump on my swag...

 

[airweezy03]

in it

 

[dyyhard]

Originally Posted by Mark Antony

2nd half so they gotta be relevant? well then hit her with the "ma, your face look scrumptious".

you're right. no relevance to date or time changed the title.

"Do you sleep nude?"

if no. "Do you want to try it out with me tonight?"

if yes. "Seems like we have a lot in common already."

 

[Bert.]

roses are red, violets are blue, were having sex because im stronger than you.

 

[jking0821]

Originally Posted by Zyzz

roses are red, violets are blue, were having sex because im stronger than you.

 

[Ube]

^^^^

Lolololololololololol....... SMH