Pick-Up lines?

Yo! My boy got the funniest pick line in the world! It makes NO SENSE.

Him: "Yo, I'm Jay-Z. You Beyonce. Im'a thug...lets roll."

(Then he turns around and walks away and the girl is supposed to follow him
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He says it works but I call ducktales lol
 
Originally Posted by pftjordans

Pure Comedy in here lol .... [at the club or something... make good eye contact with her first ... then...] : Motion for her to come over with one finger ... if she does then say:" if i made u come with one finger, imagine what i can do with two..." --- great ice breaker.

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Might try this one day
 
There are 206 bones in the human body...

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Would you like one more?
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guy: i like the curves on your body... know which one is my favorite?
girl: what?
guy: your smile
 
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