Police: 'Chunky' escorts rip off intoxicated men vol. No LaDainian or McNabb

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[h1]Police: 'Chunky' escorts rip off intoxicated men[/h1]
Posted by John de Leon

-- From Times staff reporter Christine Clarridge:

Mountlake Terrace police are on the lookout for a trio of escorts who are alleged to have stolen about $440 from four customers who had invited them overfor a weekend party. The cops have their work cut out for them since they're relying on four victims who were "incredibly" intoxicated andprovided only the barest of descriptions.

According to police, the four victims decided, after a night of drinking at a Mountlake Terrace home, to pool their money and hire an escort from Craigslistearly Saturday morning. "They found a woman whose picture they found appealing and called," said Det. Sgt. Doug Hansen.

But when the woman and two female friends arrived, the men later told police, they found that none of them looked like the woman in the ad. The women weredescribed vaguely to police as being "larger and thicker" than the female pictured in the Craigslist ad.

"The men said they were not as advertised," said Hansen.

Nevertheless, the disappointed men -- who ranged in ages from 22 to 46 -- handed over their money while the women were still at the door, police said. Oneof the women then asked if she could use the bathroom, police said.

But instead of going into the bathroom, the women ducked into a bedroom and started rooting around for things to steal, including a Blackberry and somejewelry, Hansen said. The men saw her and tried to stop her, but the woman ran outside to her friends and all three raced back to their car, a maroon Fordhatchback.

The men chased after them, but one man was run over when he tried block the women from driving off. The man suffered injuries that required a two-dayhospital stay, Hansen said. The men were were unable to get a license plate number.

The suspects were all described as being about 5-feet-8, white and "chunky," in their late 20s, possibly from Tacoma. One had curly, wavy brownhair and called everyone "baby," the men told police. The second had lip piercings and stringy brown hair. The third had short, sandy blond hair,according to police.

While trying to describe the suspects to police, the men decided to rate the women on a scale of 1 to 10.Three said the women all rated a "2." But the man described by police as the most intoxicated disagreed and claimed they rated a"4."

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i could just imagine them talking to the cop at like 5am still faded as a motha.
but damn, i was expecting these escorts to come with their guy cousins or some %%%@, how you get got by some chunky white girls, them dudes musta been onanother planet.
 
I thought this was hilarious because one time me and some buddies were talking about trying to order a stripper from Craigslist after the bars last weekend.Good thing we didn't follow through.
 
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