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This site has me rolling textsfromlastnight.com
(562): Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
(205): woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
(1-205): yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started *****in about how Julie Kim was stealing allyour buisness...
(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the c&*^ of the walk.
(610): I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
(206): Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
(510): I just saw a ****** ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
(412): You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
(404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
(305): false alarm. still invincible.
(864): just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
(20
: I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
(562): Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
(205): woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
(1-205): yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started *****in about how Julie Kim was stealing allyour buisness...
(215): After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the c&*^ of the walk.
(610): I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
(732): They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
(206): Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
(510): I just saw a ****** ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
(412): You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
(404): What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
(305): false alarm. still invincible.
(864): just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
(20
: I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
