Post One Funny Simpson Moment

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Someone please post where they find Bart's evil twin in the attic. Dr. Hibert says look at what you've become and holds up a mirror.

Evil Bart walks over to see his reflection and it turns out it's just a empty frame and he punches through it and knocks evil Bart out.

I still laugh at it just thinking about it, always wanted to try that on somebody.
 
Don't think I've ever found it...But...

When Homer (dressed as Krusty the clown) and Krusty get in trouble with Fat Tony...And Fat Tony wants to kill Krusty...
Then Krusty does the switcharoo and Fat Tony is confused...Then Homer says, "Good one Krusty!"
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I say this every single time I park at a sporting event/theme park/big parking lot.
 
Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that? Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There?
Homer: Mm-Hmm.
Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on third.
Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
Hank: That's right.

The line always gets me. Couldn't find a clip though. Hank Scorpio > *

"But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot."
 
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