Post Some funny jokes

dmoney82

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A piece of toast, an egg and a strip of bacon walked into a bar. The Egg said "Let me get three beers"

The bartender said "I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast."
 

dmoney82

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From last thread


What did the Mexican say when his house fell on him?





















































"Get off me homes!"
 
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I remember 2 yrs ago i posted a mexican joke and i got banned.
Racist jokes are not allowed on NT so lets see if justice is served.

 
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What did the chiropractor say to the deaf man as he walked away?
GET BACK HERE! *shrug*
 

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why did the kid cross the playground...
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to get to the other slide
 
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Originally Posted by Menacin Methods

I remember 2 yrs ago i posted a mexican joke and i got banned.
Racist jokes are not allowed on NT so lets see if justice is served.

i think dmoney is mexican.

  
 
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hopefully there some new jokes, the past joke threads were great.

what's blue and smells like red paint??????




















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blue paint!
 
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How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?






















There's white out on the screen
 
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What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Lion King?

One's an African Lion, one's a Lyin African.
 
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i lol'd at the homes

















the classic:



what's brown and sticky





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a stick
 
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