Post The Best Punchlines You've ever heard...

[cbello03]

the maseratti green, same color as jealousy - Freck

 

[cbello03]

the maseratti green, same color as jealousy - Freck

 

[alleniversonfan01]

Im in the Building / Like a Cory Lidle flight

 

[extraordinary swag]

"We're respected highly, cuz you ain't gotta practice gymnastics to catch a body" - Lloyd Banks

"I'm so bad I can b*tch slap a backhanded compliment" - Eminem

"Cuz I'm dispicable, it's Daffy Duck when i'm spittin" - Eminem

"N*ggas get fly, let em defy gravity." - Jay-Z

"stop ya run, one of the reasons that they call us gang green" - Jay-Z

"Run with more Germans than Adolf, you light crews. Now I concentrate on ya camp like Jews" - Sauce Money

"these joker n's OD'n pullin a Heath Ledge, so I'ma kill the cow make sure that the beefs dead" - Fab

 

[951guero]

Originally Posted by gunnascott

Ask Beavis I get nothing butthead-Big L

G.O.A.T

 

[chico cummings]

"We don't engage in war, we elope! Orange juice style, beat a n___ to a pulp!" Jay-Z

Don't know why but I've always like that line...lol

 

[kbweezy24]

"And when it comes to nookie I'm not a rookie/I got girls that make that chick Toni Braxton look like Whoopie" Put it On-Big L
"Sensitive thugs, you all need hugs" Heart of the City- Jay Z

 

[cronicmolemolereturns]

no Joe Budden and Fabolous in two pages

 

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"your *%@! ain't never gon pop like 10 gold chains, that's why your $!!#$ blowin on me like nintendo games" - Lloyd Banks