pre-employment drug testing

[skitzo 31]

whats good nt? gotta take a piss test for a job in a couple days, and i've been

heavily for the past 2 years, so i dont think any kind of detox would work for me. has anyone used synthetic urine or used someone else'surine for a piss test? let me know

 

[mr monday niight]

None of that stuff works..

 

[king beef]

Well first of all you are screwed because you are a frequent smoker. If they fake urine isn't at a perfect temp they make you retake the test. Just drink alot of water and cranberry juice. Dilute the piss by drinking water a couple hours before the test.



You will prolly fail. You have to at least give yourself a couple of weeks man.

 

[ev209]

rip.
your not getting the job.
next time you think about getting one think about what your about to do

 

[mr monday niight]

If you're fat and a frequent smoker, it can take months for it to clear your system

 

[antbanks81]

you don't need all that other stuff. Go to your local health food store and ask for ReadyClean. SHould be about $30. You take it about an hour-1.5 beforethe test. I never failed, and I took a lot of tests.

 

[skitzo 31]

job is for the county fair, didnt think they would drug test for something like that

 

[king beef]

Originally Posted by skitzo 31

job is for the county fair, didnt think they would drug test for something like that

Well we assumed you were certain to have a urine test. But I doubt the county fair would want to pay for a urine test.

 

[doosta45]

go to your local smoke shop, purchase TESTPURE. make sure you purchase the one for heavy users, basically the big bottle. i like grape, personally. follow thedirections on the bottle. which basically states, drink it 90 minutes before you go to the test then drink a bottle of water, then piss twice, then go take thetest.

youll be golden. i

the day before a test, 3 blunts, and i got testpure. results came out clean

good luck