problems/trouble you caused as kid vol. to be young

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Pissed on my neighbors stoop

Played with a girls vagina in kindergarden...got in trouble.

Was freddy kreuger at school and scared all the kids to tears

Jacked my cousin for 100 bucks when I was 10 to buy some games

Used to grab girls booties randomly at school

Put firecrackers in my aunts bed
 
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why were you so nasty?

as for myself:
i tried to poison my mom by putting peroxide, nyquil & visine in her listerine.
 
i remember i mixed alcohol peroxide and listerene and splashed it on my lil bros face and it burnt his eyes, he was ight tho. I was only like 6 and he was 4...I dunno why I did it.


I also hit my dad in the face with a tennis racket and split his eye brow when i was 4... I was bad
 
I stole my neighbors dog when I was in the 5th grade.
Cut a chunk out of this girls hair in the 3rd grade. ( seen her recently and she let me smash)
Used to steal snapples out of my teachers mini fridge in the 6th grade.
Snuck a girl in the Boys bathroom in school in 8th or 9th grade, She let me and my friend play with her bobbies.
 
u touched a 5-6 year olds vagina tell me u were in her class...
but i never caused trouble but gave my parents a whole lotta grief
 
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I used to be too scared as a hispanic child growin up
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but I just didn't learn
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One time at school me and my buddy started throwin packing peanuts out the window makin it "snow"
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When I was younger I was chasin my brother around with a towel whippin him for playin goldeneye without my permission, I slipped up and hit him in the face,
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, ill never forget his
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face then we made up this story about how we were playin and he sliped while runnin and hit his head againest a dresser
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One time one of my boys brought a playboy to school
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so we planted it and this kids desks no one liked and told on him to the teacher
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In about 8th grade we used to switch classes with the other 8th graders to learn from differant teachers, so I'm sittin at this chicks desk and I noticeshe has underwear stickin out her jacket
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so I pull it out with a pencil, and touch my boys face with it
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and begin throwin it around theroom till the teacher walks in, then she picks up the underwear with a pen and begins walkin class to class askin who's it is
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-Poked a fellow student in the eye with a pencil back in elementary (and the lead point wasn't sharp)
-made a hole in the wall after throwing a tantrum after I finished last in Mario Party
-Knocked on random neighbors' doors and tried to get inside their houses
 
I started a lot of fires. To name a few places, a football field in my neighborhood, my back yard, roof of the house, garage.
My friends and i would throw smoke bombs under peoples cars.
Talked a lot of trash to older people but never fought my battles. My bro did, i only fought the people my age.
I used to grab booty's for fun in middle school also.
 
hot dog in the buns^
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Her Twin sister leslie is better tho

here's more to the list, when i was very young (around 4, according to my mom)

I took off my shoe and threw it on a pakistani man's head who was our neighbor (I seriously don't remember doing that and I dunno why i would dothat)
 
I was just bad all together:

Started Fights

Broke people things

Stole Power Ranger toys

Stole Video Games

Stole Snacks

Used to take Condoms to school

Stole Change to buy snickers at the vending machines

Played with matches

the list goes on bo for real I was bad
 
^Ahh, the condom kid. The one that made all the girls go
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and all the boys go
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.... even though it wasn't like nobody was smashing JACK in4th grade.
 
i kicked a pregnant nurse in the stomach hard multiple times
when i was like like 4 because i was afraid to get a shot
 
- I tried to flush a shampoo bottle in the toilet... Flooded the whole 1st floor.
- Tried to do the nasty with this chick when I was in the 2nd grade... I thought I was in love though.
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- Aqua Net hairspray and a lighter - Nuff said.

Thats just a few I remember off top... I'll post more later.
 
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