Put your loved ones ashes in shotgun shells to celebrate in style.

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Seriously.
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My friend smiled and said "You know I've thought about this for some time and I want to be cremated. Then I want my ashes put into some turkey load shotgun shells and have someone that knows how to turkey hunt use the shotgun shells with my ashes to shoot a turkey. That way I will rest in peace knowing that the last thing that one turkey will see is me, screaming at him at about 900 feet per second."

I realized that my friend was describing almost exactly how I wanted my ashes to be spread. How perfect to have my family and friends honor me by using shotgun shells with a little bit of my ash in each one. Whether my shells get shot at sporting clays or live birds or put on the shelf, even in death I could be ecologically sound and useful.
 
that's cool and random as hell.

i wanna be launched into orbit. dead serious, but i know it will cost too much.
 
I want half of my ashes to be dropped from a vehicle speeding through the 110 at 4:20AM in Downtown LA

the rest will be emptied in a river

:smokin

but death shall never happen

:Nthat
 
I too want to be launched into space so I can look down on hunanity for all eternity.
 
That ain't ordinary bruh
and cremation and the Tibetan sky burial isn't? 
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I have a better idea. Lets put them in expensive and ornate wood boxes and say ritualistic words when people die. That'll work. 
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Me on the other hand? I'm all for creativity post-mortem. 
 
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