PYJ (Post Your Jokes)

[handullz]

what do you call a pig that knows karate?




































































































a pork chop.

 

[buscape]

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?


If your name was fawdglwjdkiasdafsder you'd kill yourself too.

 

[jaye05]

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

whats black and rhymes with snoop dog?

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Wow you butchered it... It's just Snoop, not Snoop dog.

 

[nachobroadweezy]

how do you fix a broken dishwasher?

you smack her across the face

 

[razzle dazzle]

Originally Posted by NachoBroadway

how do you fix a broken dishwasher?

you smack her across the face

 

[pip777]

^^^

wow.

 

[cels the younggod]

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Originally Posted by NachoBroadway

how do you fix a broken dishwasher?

you smack her across the face

NT seems to have wild chauvinists lately

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by NachoBroadway

how do you fix a broken dishwasher?

you smack her across the face

i lol'ed hard at this one

 

[jermz101]

how do you kill a blonde?


put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

 

[jermz101]

how do you kill a blonde?


put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

 

[chiefwiggum]

How do you fit 20 dead babies in a purse?

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A blender

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A straw

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[nek32]

Why do women wear white dresses for their wedding?

Because the dish washer should match the oven.

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by ChiefWiggum

How do you fit 20 dead babies in a purse?

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[jackkemper23]

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish it dies....

Surprised I can type I'm still laughing my +$! off from that dishwasher joke

 

[chiefwiggum]

Dead baby jokes, an acquired taste.



What is the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari?

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I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

 

[mycoldyourdone]

ouch those made me cringe lol

 

[fenixconnexion.]

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

whats black and rhymes with snoop dog?

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Wow you butchered it... It's just Snoop, not Snoop dog.

 

[im a helion]

Dead baby jokes are hit or miss...90% of the time they miss.

This joke is lame, and it may have been posted.  *shrug*

Three jews walk into a bar, and...

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They bought it.  Rich bastards. 

 

[orangatrang]

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

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- Denim, denim, denim. (Say it out loud)

 

[acidicality]

at all the kitchen jokes.

 

[chiefwiggum]

^ haha. Life and Times of Tim?

 

[jerome in the house]

How many jews can you fit in a car?

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2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ashtray

 

[im a helion]

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

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- Denim, denim, denim. [color= rgb(153, 153, 255)](Say it out loud) [/color]

You corny.  If you gotta give instructions in a joke, then it's not funny.  Go home, Roger.

 

[orangatrang]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by Orangatrang

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

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- Denim, denim, denim. [color= rgb(153, 153, 255)](Say it out loud) [/color]

You corny.  If you gotta give instructions in a joke, then it's not funny.  Go home, Roger.

Why are you so mean to me, Linceypoo??

 

[Kev93]

Originally Posted by ElijahDukes

Originally Posted by razzle dazzle

Originally Posted by MOSTHATED770

whats black and rhymes with snoop dog?

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Wow you butchered it... It's just Snoop, not Snoop dog.