I remember the first time. I was on a dry spell and I was going to Minneapolis the next day to watch the Lakers game. Got a telly and called a BP over. She was a banging tatted white chick. I always make sure to get a little buzz before every encounter. I'm smashing on her and I was so slapped i would like stop stroking for 30 seconds to catch my breath. She stopped mid way ( i think i paid for an hour? Can't remember) put her clothes on and was like "i'll be right back" and she never did. Finessed me but I was kinda happy because I was on my last leg after drinking all night.
Then one night I was going through it with my girlfriend at the time and I was frustated with my job of being a freight broker. Earlier on the day I was bored at work and snooped onto my bosses desktop by accessing his VPN login and saw how he was all raping the brokers and lying about contract bid amounts. Anywho, got slapped and went on BP binge. hit up one girl and came through and smashed but i wasn't too satisfied with her. She was a fine dark mocha skinned chick. Then I hit up this yella bone later that night met up with her and she had a friend there too. I was like dayum i aint eem know i signed up for all dis.
They both got to ******* on me and **** was crazy b. They were mad cool I ended up hanging out with them drinking and smoking till like 6 am. I drove to my job after that and slept in my car until the office opened. Slept past my alarm and my boss knocked on my window as I'm passed out in the work parking lot cause I was pretty tired at that point. Came in and passed out on the couch forlike 3 hours at work then they fired me
. If I wouldn't have gotten that 2 for 1 special like a mickey D's meal that night, I would honestly still be working that ****** job. Dat lil ***** got some power