School me on how to talk to 'that' girl behind the cash register...

[johnnyredstorm]

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by Dynasty Raider

I don't agree with talking to women at work

QFT, they need to stay home and take care of the babies!

Sadly there just aren't enough petitions for me to sign in favor of ending women's suffrage.

Off topic, I need to get me a job at a bookstore. Just imagine the kind of damage you could do there.

 

[akf0dy7]

Originally Posted by ebpo

-"Anything else sir"
-"Yeah, I have a banana in my jeans"

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by JohnnyRedStorm

Originally Posted by ThunderChunk69

Originally Posted by Dynasty Raider

I don't agree with talking to women at work

QFT, they need to stay home and take care of the babies!

Sadly there just aren't enough petitions for me to sign in favor of ending women's suffrage.

Off topic, I need to get me a job at a bookstore. Just imagine the kind of damage you could do there.

on a serious note I wanna pick up chicks at barnes and nobles, making nerdy chicks with glasses blush and squeal ftw

 

[dalilboy]

Originally Posted by jplikejayz

 

[seventh letter]

Originally Posted by MILLION DOLLAR STACKS

Originally Posted by Ir Al Cine

You can't bag a grocery chick b? We all in the struggle but B a grocery chick might want to feel honored I'm giving her the time of day B. Come in there with the fresh Prada's on, cut looking quite immaculate, numbers automatic B. SHE'S A GROCERY CHICK B! Aww man...where you from B?

 

[itsaNYthing]

This is why I love NT.

 

[bohrdom]

Originally Posted by Ir Al Cine

You can't bag a grocery chick b? We all in the struggle but B a grocery chick might want to feel honored I'm giving her the time of day B. Come in there with the fresh Prada's on, cut looking quite immaculate, numbers automatic B. SHE'S A GROCERY CHICK B! Aww man...where you from B?

omg my stomach about to burst

 

[wanksta23]

Originally Posted by dalilboy

Originally Posted by jplikejayz

WHAT THE HELL??

 

[916kings]

Being a girl behind the counter, I can say the best chance you have is engage in conversation little by
little everytime you go in there.
Then ask her for her number after a few times of talking to her.
Do ask her eventually! She might be interested!

 

[kingjrmzair23]

Originally Posted by trueballer507

Originally Posted by sportinjordans916

You: "What time can I get you off?"

Her: "What?"

You: "What time do you get off?"

Thanks for making me spit beer all over my monitor

 

[club29]

Originally Posted by bohrdom

Originally Posted by Ir Al Cine

You can't bag a grocery chick b? We all in the struggle but B a grocery chick might want to feel honored I'm giving her the time of day B. Come in there with the fresh Prada's on, cut looking quite immaculate, numbers automatic B. SHE'S A GROCERY CHICK B! Aww man...where you from B?

omg my stomach about to burst

The crazy part is, hes right

 

[purpheartgrapes]

Originally Posted by 255forLife

you read her name off the tag? that's pretty weird. lol.

No it's not...

 

[sevit86]

Originally Posted by j671

Originally Posted by Black Entourage inc

Originally Posted by jplikejayz

Originally Posted by Cubay

Jessica or Jasmine? don't lie to us fam.

idk why but I lol'ed

me too

 

[akademikgenius]

HAHAHAHA..YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS, NT FTW!

 

[sheistbugz]

Jus go up there and tell her how it is.

and if she denies pimp slap the bi@*#

 

[carminepower]

Originally Posted by PurpHeartGrapes

Originally Posted by 255forLife

you read her name off the tag? that's pretty weird. lol.

No it's not...

What are name-tags for, then?

weirdo

 

[binman3k3]

oh man, so many LuL'z in this thread
Just ask her if she wants to kick it on a random day dude, then write your
number on the back of the receipt. If you see her often at the grocery store chances are
she'll call you

 

[retrojs10]

Originally Posted by sevit86

Originally Posted by j671

Originally Posted by Black Entourage inc

Originally Posted by jplikejayz

Originally Posted by Cubay

Jessica or Jasmine? don't lie to us fam.

idk why but I lol'ed

me too

LOL why is this so funny

 

[atlien seeko]

This is prolly one of the easiest scenarios...