Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"

Originally Posted by VanillaGorillaDX

Originally Posted by jeenewed

I don't get the one OP posted. Someone give me a hint
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I don't get it either.
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Originally Posted by Lui Kang817

Take the letter "F" out of the word free and the letter "F" out of the word way.

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Theres no "F" in way = Theres no "effin" way
Ohhhhh...
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Had me hella thinking about that one.
 
what did the pacific ocean say to the atlantic ocean?

nothing, they just waved


what did the wall say to the other wall?

meet me at the corner
 
Originally Posted by jeenewed

Originally Posted by Lui Kang817

Paul Is On Tilt wrote:


VanillaGorillaDX wrote:


jeenewed wrote:

I don't get the one OP posted. Someone give me a hint
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I don't get it either.
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Take the letter "F" out of the word free and the letter "F" out of the word way.

ANSWER BELOW (just in case)






Theres no "F" in way = Theres no "effin" way


Oh wow
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damn, I said there's no F in way trying to figure out what the hell it was too
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it never clicked "there's no +*+$@+* way"
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I hate stufflike that, I always think about "If U Seek Amy"...the only time I ever cared about Britney Spears
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Originally Posted by theDEEK

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
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because it was dead

Why did the Parrot fall out of the tree?
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because it was stapled to the koala
that made me laugh out loud... idk why.
 
that one from the end of the pursuit of happyness always made me laugh.

knock knock.
who's there?
nobody.
nobody who?
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nobody who? ...ohhh.
 
Originally Posted by SUCKAFREE85

Originally Posted by theDEEK

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
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because it was dead

Why did the Parrot fall out of the tree?
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because it was stapled to the koala
that made me laugh out loud... idk why.


I did the same, I think just picturing a dead koala falling out of tree with a parrot stapled to it did it for me
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Simpsons Treehouse of Horror VI

Homer [reading a sign]: "Do not touch, Willy. Hmm, good advice"

I got the one level of "Don't touch Groundskeeper Willy" but I missed the second level of sign being read as "Don't play withyourself"
 
Originally Posted by theDEEK

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
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because it was dead

Why did the Parrot fall out of the tree?
Spoiler [+]
because it was stapled to the koala
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A guy driving hits a woman with his car. Who's in the wrong?

The man, because he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchent...
 
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Repeat
Repeat Who?
Who Who Who Who Who Who............
 
Originally Posted by AntBanks81

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, she already been told twice! ZING
If CB told this joke...

The crowd would be like.

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