Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"

Originally Posted by Lui Kang817


Alright so I'm bored and need a laugh and maybe some jokes to take with me before I hit the bar with the fellas tonight.

A co-worker told me this one earlier and I thought it was cool.

How can a blind man cross the freeway without getting ran over ?


HINT: Take the "F" out of Free and the "F" out of way.
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Wow........Yea, that got me good. I was like what the hell???? There is no f in way........Then i thought about it and chuckled a little bit.
 
these got me
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so a blonde goes into a pizza hut and says.... "ill have a large pizza"
the clerk says you want me to cut the pizza into 6 slices or 12?
the blonde say OMG 6 please, i cant eat 12!
 
So there are 2 blonde sisters and one says to the other " so i finaly slept with a Brazilian guy" and the other sister says-
" you *$+%%, how many is a Brazilian?"
 
Originally Posted by FreshPrince

how do you know when your wife is dead?

the sex is the same but the dishes pile up
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Wow.
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
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Because he heard the ref was blowing fouls
 
Originally Posted by theDEEK

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
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because it was dead

Why did the Parrot fall out of the tree?
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because it was stapled to the koala
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o man thats funny
 
What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?









The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
 
Originally Posted by ccsp707

What is the difference between and Virgin and a washing machine?









A The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!
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a black guy and a white guy were arguing about what race god was...they both died and when they got to the gates of heaven...



God answered hola como estas?!
 
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