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this thread has me rolling
Simple jokes that make you chuckle VOL. " Oooh......now I get it"
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you hear about the dairy truck that flipped over with 200 cows inside? it was an UTTER disaster
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Thanks OP for the post..
lol i hate my coworkers and this has me
lol i hate my coworkers and this has me
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1- What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
The black one steals your watch.
2- Did you guys here about the murder that took place at the Hilton.
Police said there was a dead body in a tub full of milk. They think its a cereal killer.
The black one steals your watch.
2- Did you guys here about the murder that took place at the Hilton.
Police said there was a dead body in a tub full of milk. They think its a cereal killer.
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Why do we have to always spell AOL when we say it out loud?
Why does the Pope wear underwear in the shower?
So he doesn't have to look down on the unemployed.
Why does the Pope wear underwear in the shower?
So he doesn't have to look down on the unemployed.
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Originally Posted by Drob2345
Real Talk....dont get your feelings hurt...ITS A JOKEOriginally Posted by randomhero1985
Originally Posted by trapmuzik617
at this slowly turnin into a racist jokes thread
The best jokes, just happen to be racist jokes.
says the mann that gets mad as hell when someone says a joke about him
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A man tells his doctor he thinks he dying cause anywhere he pokes his body it hurts.
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The doctor tells him he isn't dying he has a broken finger
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What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes for a living?
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A pilot you racist
psykho
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QFTOriginally Posted by randomhero1985
Originally Posted by trapmuzik617
at this slowly turnin into a racist jokes thread
The best jokes, just happen to be racist jokes.
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This may be too soon but I will say this one just because it is funny....
Why does Michael Jackson like shopping at Wal-Mart?
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Why does Michael Jackson like shopping at Wal-Mart?
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Because little boys pants are always half-off
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
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Acne at least waits until you are 16 to come on your face.
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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
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The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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whats the difference between jelly and jam?
i can't jelly my ___ in your mouth
i can't jelly my ___ in your mouth
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if you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv moving what should you do?
yell, DROP IT ***$@!
yell, DROP IT ***$@!
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The OG posters joke is probably my favorite though, after I got it.
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What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard-working black guy?
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Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Why are black people so tall???
Because they're knee-grows.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill???
A MUD SLIDE..
Because they're knee-grows.
What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill???
A MUD SLIDE..
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A blonde texted me and asked "what does IDK stand for?" i replied "I don't Know", and she said "OMG! Nobody does"
What's a 6.9........A 69 interrupted by a period.
Due to the recession the price of eating out has gone up.. a 69 is now a 96.
If you force a prostitute into having sex, is it rape or shoplifting?
What's a 6.9........A 69 interrupted by a period.
Due to the recession the price of eating out has gone up.. a 69 is now a 96.
If you force a prostitute into having sex, is it rape or shoplifting?
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hysterical
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How do you hide money from a black guy???
YOU PUT IT IN HIS WORK SHOES..
YOU PUT IT IN HIS WORK SHOES..
de phx jose
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What do you call a black guy driving a Cadillac?
Grand Theft Auto
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What did the left nut say to the right nut?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain
can a @!!%+* get layed off?
The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain
can a @!!%+* get layed off?
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What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
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A straight line!
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What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's butt!
Why do white people tend to have higher credit than blacks?
They've mastered the art of taking credit for other peoples work
Why cant white men dance as good as black men?
They dont have a third leg for balance
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both black people with white faces.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
What do rednecks and black men who like big breast black women have in common?
They like to eat Big Raccoons
A white girl's butt!
Why do white people tend to have higher credit than blacks?
They've mastered the art of taking credit for other peoples work
Why cant white men dance as good as black men?
They dont have a third leg for balance
What does a white woman make for dinner?
Reservations
What does a white man say when he catches his wife cheating on him?
"I forgive you"
What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both black people with white faces.
How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
None, white girls can't screw
What do rednecks and black men who like big breast black women have in common?
They like to eat Big Raccoons
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why do squirrels swim on their back?
to keep their nuts dry
to keep their nuts dry
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How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb needs to change itself.
None, the lightbulb needs to change itself.