smh modesto.

[getoffmyjayz]

 

[916kings]

LMAO
awesome.....

 

[illmaticsoulchild]

Modesto just shot up to one of my top 3 choices for relocation.

 

[clarkkent415]

LMAO.

That ninja sighting was genius.

Leprechaun in the Hood redux

 

[jakecuevas]

i wonder what kind of candy

lmao

 

[dynasty raider]

"A record crowd of 3,000 people came out to not see the ninjas."

 

[mc otaku]

best part was when i found a candy in my pocket

 

[nbirn2103]

this post made my night hahaha

 

[getoffmyjayz]

really though...what parade/event is this for modesto?

 

[touch money]

Originally Posted by illmaticsoulchild

Modesto just shot up to one of my top 3 choices for relocation.

Why?

Thatcity is garbage.

 

[paul is on tilt]

Funny.

 

[theblackhole76]

Sadly, I bet there are a bunch of NT members who will watch this and think that The Onion is an actual news source... and then promptly make fun of Modesto asif they're too smart for those people.

Actually, I'm just waiting for it. That would be funny.

 

[texasreppin713]

LMAO!
that was the most random parade....
gotta check that out

 

[prez t]

all i know about Modesto is that its the hometown of one of the greatest bboys

 

[krazyg]

Wow, this can't be real.

 

[jhn2007]

what heritage?

*insert living room ninja pic*

 

[tricky p]

the onion has had me rollin for 4 years now. the books are

 

[rawsheed]

sure ain't no ninjas in that town clip

and I think Modesto is equivalent to Death Valley in terms of personal living

 

[suckafree85]

They dont have anything better to do there.

 

[an dee 51o]

ROFL.

 

[ballinsincekneehigh]

DId you guys read the clicker that goes by at the bottom? LOL

 

[crank lucas]

obviosly fake but funny

 

[Jaymatik]

Originally Posted by SUCKAFREE85

They dont have anything better to do there.

So true....

 

[marv machamp]

Onion news?

 

[bbanks707]

Modesto- Home of the Ninja Parade and Scott Peterson!