that reminds me of something that happened to me a couple years ago.
it was 5:20 am (40 minutes before i usually wake up)
this guy calls my phone with a strong mexican/spanish accent (no racist)
me: hello
him: you stole my phone
me: what?
him: you have my phone
me: i'm sleeping
him: why did you steal my phone?
me: what? this is my phone. i don't have your phone
him: YOU HAVE MY PHONE!
me: i don't have your phone! this is mine, not yours
him: where are you, i'm coming to get it!
me: what's your phone number?
him: what?
me: what is your phone number?
him: 885-6890
me:
mine is xxx-xxxx, you called the wrong number
him: oh, *hangs up*
what a waste of 3 minutes. and he ruined my sleep.
should have hung up on him after 10 seconds. actually, i shouldn't have answered.