Someone help me decode my lil bro's away message plz

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[nationaltruckerdave]

||SHLEEP|| CUDNT ASK FOR A BETTER DAY WID MI WIFE DUGG.
SHE KEEP DAT MAYWEATHER SMILE ON MI FACE .
LOL WEN IM WIDD HER ALL IWANNA DO IS HOLD HER & SHOW HER HOW MUCH ILOVE HER.
BE EZZY ON DUH I.MS DOE .IAM RESTING. PS IDO LOVE MI LAILA DUGG . DONT PLAY

I know it's something about simping..

I think DUGG is his girlfriends nickname..

 

[doosta45]

he finally smashed

 

[mister916]

 

[hellaones]

I understood until the last couple lines

 

[razzle dazzle]

Originally Posted by NationalTruckerDave

SHE KEEP DAT MAYWEATHER SMILE ON MI FACE .

 

[vezon]

Put him in check.

 

[p2vandal]

not that hard

 

[badboyf0life420]

is he gay? coz only girls type that way.

 

[ccookielover49]

that last line is mighty tricky. but I think he is either madly in love. or just straight simpin.

 

[dakingii]

||SHLEEP|| CUDNT ASK FOR A BETTER DAY WID MI WIFE DUGG.
SHE KEEP DAT MAYWEATHER SMILE ON MI FACE .
LOL WEN IM WIDD HER ALL IWANNA DO IS HOLD HER & SHOW HER HOW MUCH ILOVE HER.
BE EZZY ON DUH I.MS DOE .IAM RESTING. PS IDO LOVE MI LAILA DUGG . DONT PLAY

Sleep, couldnt ask for a better day with my wife dog
she keep that Mayweather smile on my face
lol when im with her all i want to do is hold her and show her how much i love her
be easy on (I.MS DOE, ? i dont know what the hell that means) I am resting. PS I do love my lady dog. Dont play

DUGG might be your name i guess if its not then dog

 

[metrokid26]

Apparently Xzibit is your brother

 

[cucumbercool]

Originally Posted by Dakingii

||SHLEEP|| CUDNT ASK FOR A BETTER DAY WID MI WIFE DUGG.
SHE KEEP DAT MAYWEATHER SMILE ON MI FACE .
LOL WEN IM WIDD HER ALL IWANNA DO IS HOLD HER & SHOW HER HOW MUCH ILOVE HER.
BE EZZY ON DUH I.MS DOE .IAM RESTING. PS IDO LOVE MI LAILA DUGG . DONT PLAY

Sleep, couldnt ask for a better day with my wife dog
she keep that Mayweather smile on my face
lol when im with her all i want to do is hold her and show her how much i love her
be easy on (I.MS DOE, ? i dont know what the hell that means) I am resting. PS I do love my lady dog. Dont play

DUGG might be your name i guess if its not then dog

ohh..be easy on the ims though.

 

[af1 beast]

Originally Posted by doosta45

he finally smashed

This is my guess.

 

[th0mas cr0wn]

He smashing though, at least

 

[ratxaxtat]

Originally Posted by Dakingii

||SHLEEP|| CUDNT ASK FOR A BETTER DAY WID MI WIFE DUGG.
SHE KEEP DAT MAYWEATHER SMILE ON MI FACE .
LOL WEN IM WIDD HER ALL IWANNA DO IS HOLD HER & SHOW HER HOW MUCH ILOVE HER.
BE EZZY ON DUH I.MS DOE .IAM RESTING. PS IDO LOVE MI LAILA DUGG . DONT PLAY

Sleep, couldnt ask for a better day with my wife dog
she keep that Mayweather smile on my face
lol when im with her all i want to do is hold her and show her how much i love her
[color= rgb(153, 0, 0)]be easy on (I.MS DOE, ? i dont know what the hell that means)[/color] I am resting. PS I do love my lady dog. Dont play

DUGG might be your name i guess if its not then dog

He's saying not to instant message him a lot. "Be easy on the IMs though"

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

A lot of teens type like that smh

 

[4dwriteprice]

Originally Posted by MetroKid26

Apparently Xzibit is your brother

 

[sharp nike man]

Originally Posted by TH0MAS CR0WN

He smashing though, at least

This.

 

[mcflyyy]

Hi, I am currently resting. I'm quite fatigued from the delightful day my significant other and I recently shared, friend.
She evokes a rather candid smile upon my face; one reminiscent of recent boxing victor and World Champion, Floyd "Money" Mayweather, Jr.
When in her presence, I'm overcome by a strong urge to hold her and declare how much I love her.
Please refrain from contacting me, as I am in fact resting.

P.S. I love my Laila, dugg. DONT PLAY

i assume your little brother is from the dmv area though? only dudes on earth who use "dugg"

 

[mecks]

Random thread.

I love NT tho.

Basicly everything is decoded.

His girls name is really dugg? Like DOUG? Or... Dugtrio the pokemon ?

Either way

at typing like a skeze
How ols is your brother 13?

 

[eye see soles]

He's whipped

 

[khoalabear]

I dont know, judging from the last line her name could be Laila

 

[neighb0rh00d]

Originally Posted by MetroKid26

Apparently Xzibit is your brother

 

[championedition]

dugg like dougie... not fresh, dougie D.