Stephon Marbury

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Tuesday night, Stephon Marbury(notes) jumped on Ustream - a popular video streaming website once hijacked by Eddy Curry poltergeists - to answer a fewquestions. What started as a simple show marred by technical difficulties quickly turned into an epic two-hour Q&A rant still marred by technicaldifficulties. (Neither Marbs nor his "IT department," which consisted of a guy who looked like Hancock, ever got the video working.)

But there was crystal clear audio, and honestly, it was the perfect example of what Twitter should be. "Direct, unfiltered, media free access." Andoh, entertaining as all get-out.

In case you missed it, here's some Marbury "Starburyisms" from the live broadcast ...

• "John Stockton is a computer. He's playing chess with you. He's doing stuff to you before it even happens."

• "We gotta bring the haters over. Once we bring 'em over, we goin' overpopulate."

• "Eddie House's kid is funny as hell."

• "Mandarin is gonna be the language in 15-to-20 years."

• "I'm telling you what it is: I know I'm the best point guard in the NBA. I don't need anybody else to tell methat."

• "Can I play lacrosse? Yeah, I can play lacrosse. Jim Brown played lacrosse."

• "I'm not doing a movie like Bassy ... yet. I got a movie coming out Christmas Day. Brooke Shields is in it."

• "Danny Ainge, as a player, was a killer."

• "That's not bling! These are angel wings around my neck!"

• "How did I hurt the Knicks? Tell me how I hurt the Knicks. (pause) Exactly. (laughs) The Knicks hurt you!"

• "Dwyane Wade, you don't guard him. You try to contain him."

• "Can I rap? Yeah, I can rap. But I don't. Rap is just fast talking."

• "It's not easy. There's a lot of games you want to sit down, but something keeps you going."

• "That is bull [expletive]. [Expletive] ... bull. Bull [expletive]. Sheeeeeeeeeet."

• "Nothing wrong with wanting to go home."

Man, I wish I were back in high school just so I could use one of those gems as my yearbook quote.


Stay thirsty for more @StarburyMarbury Ustream sessions, my friends.

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If you don't think you're the best no one will. Is he the best? No.
 
they shoulda asked him what nba team / or what european country he will be playing for next year
 
you can't tell me that this dude ain't on the white....

What started as a simple show marred by technical difficulties quickly turned into an epic two-hour Q&A rant still marred by technical difficulties. (Neither Marbs nor his "IT department," which consisted of a guy who looked like Hancock, ever got the video working.)


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• "Mandarin is gonna be the language in 15-to-20 years."


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• "Can I play lacrosse? Yeah, I can play lacrosse. Jim Brown played lacrosse."


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• "I'm not doing a movie like Bassy ... yet. I got a movie coming out Christmas Day. Brooke Shields is in it."


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As soon as I saw the thread title and who made it I knew this was a bad look.
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Steph is still that dude.
 
Originally Posted by Q46totheE

you can't tell me that this dude ain't on the white....

What started as a simple show marred by technical difficulties quickly turned into an epic two-hour Q&A rant still marred by technical difficulties. (Neither Marbs nor his "IT department," which consisted of a guy who looked like Hancock, ever got the video working.)


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• "Mandarin is gonna be the language in 15-to-20 years."


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• "Can I play lacrosse? Yeah, I can play lacrosse. Jim Brown played lacrosse."


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• "I'm not doing a movie like Bassy ... yet. I got a movie coming out Christmas Day. Brooke Shields is in it."


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His reasoning and logic is similar to Rick James
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Originally Posted by true 3 blue

As soon as I saw the thread title and who made it I knew this was a bad look.
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Steph is still that dude.
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Steph is indeed that dude, so what if Steph thinks hes the best in the NBA. I NEVER go into any game no matter how good my opponent is thinking that i am gonnalose. I always think in my mind that im better. If you do that, your confidence is elevated and you play better. If you think people are better than you younever have a chance to beat them
 
Some of that sounds like Tracy Jordan would say it.

Mandarin will be the language in 15-20 years.
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Who says that?!?!?!
 
Russ Bengston's reaction on his Twitter while watching all this was hilarious:


http://twitter.com/russbengtson


russbengtsonThis is like an hourlong Ghostface Killah skit.about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
http://twitter.com/russbengtson
russbengtsonWe should all chip in and buy Steph a new computer. And an IT guy or 12.about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
http://twitter.com/russbengtson
russbengtsonBahahahaha. Nike confiscated Steph! RT @whatthenoelle: What. Steph mentions DunkGate and mysteriously goes offline. COINCIDENCE?!
http://twitter.com/russbengtson
russbengtsonI feel like I've been swept away by a tidal wave of awesome.about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
http://twitter.com/russbengtson
russbengtsonUstream is going to put the media out of business, and I don't even care.about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
http://twitter.com/russbengtson
russbengtsonNBA players on Twitter and not ustream is so June of 2009.about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
http://twitter.com/russbengtson
russbengtsonUpon reflection, had the video worked during @StarburyMarbury's ustream session, the universe may have exploded.
 
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