Strip Clubs

[stork]

Never been to a strip club before in my life(22 years old), checked a few out on yelp and seems like De Ja Vu Showgirls in city of industry is the hot spot. Question is though I'm sort of on a budget ( ) and wondering if I bring $100-150 will that get me 30-45 mins of fun? I was thinking of buying 1-2 drinks(for myself of course) and blowing the rest on lap dances? Maybe pre-game outside instead and don't buy drinks?

This club apparently has some sexy girls, but also doesn't require patrons to purchase the girls drinks like I guess other clubs do so that sounds good to me

I've heard Sam's Hofbrau in downtown LA is also a real solid spot, but the clientele is mostly cholo's so i'd rather avoid that mess.

 

[thunderchunk69]

$150 is ok for a casual night

but you might as well do it big on your first night, like $220 to be safe.

also consider, byob or covercharge in those prices.

 

[straight kash]

"scrip clubs" (pacman jones voice) are overrated....

 

[marcushatten]

Yea man strip clubs are overrated. When i go to AC ill usually hit up the bare,its BYOB. but thats about it. If i had 20 grand to throw on the floor like rick ross maybe my attitude would be different.

 

[noskey]

If you're on a budget:

- Pregame. Either drink in the parking lot, or have a DD and drink at home where it's comfortable.
- Dont trick on these ****. They'll be on you quick, chat you up and try to get you to par them for a dance. Dont let their "affection" fool you, tell one you dont have enough $ for a dance and see how quick they bounce.
- Dont feel compelled to get a dance out of desperation, just sit back and watch the free show at the center of the club. Maybe throw a couple dollars at the good ones when they're dancing.
- $150 is plenty. Take out the cover (I'm assuming it's between $20-30), and you'll have, after extra drink money, like $100 for dances and tips what not. That's plenty for at least an hour.
- Dont touch unless they put your hand there.

FTR, I dont go to strip clubs, like, ever. Just a few times in my life. I'm in full agreement with the above sentiments that these places are overrated.

 

[marcushatten]

"scrip clubs" (pacman jones voice) are overrated....

didnt pacman make it rain and then try to pick up all his money one time

 

[Shanegerous]

150? You are out of your mind.

 

[relli45]

Go to the Hustler(I think it's a De Ja Vu now) in Redlands or this spot in Colton can't remember the name tho.  Both spots breath taking dimes of all varieties.  The spot in Redlands is better especially on $2 Tuesday it's like a club in there on that day.  Both spots got regular girls with day jobs just looking for excitement and someone cool to kick it with free of charge.  Be sure to pack a rubber just in case.  Me and the homie got some unexpected chooch out of the Redlands spot on separate occasion.  Me a stripper and him a chick just up there kicking it.  So be prepared for whatever, and get that pregame on in the lot.

 

[picknroll24]

Never been to one and I'm 23 it seems like a waste of money and I don't feel comfortable paying a stripper's car note

 

[DadNboujee]

if its your first time.. $100 will be enough.. but dont ruin it by going back.. once is fine... the 2nd time sucks

 

[stork]

If you're on a budget:
- Pregame. Either drink in the parking lot, or have a DD and drink at home where it's comfortable.
- Dont trick on these ****. They'll be on you quick, chat you up and try to get you to par them for a dance. Dont let their "affection" fool you, tell one you dont have enough $ for a dance and see how quick they bounce.
- Dont feel compelled to get a dance out of desperation, just sit back and watch the free show at the center of the club. Maybe throw a couple dollars at the good ones when they're dancing.
- $150 is plenty. Take out the cover (I'm assuming it's between $20-30), and you'll have, after extra drink money, like $100 for dances and tips what not. That's plenty for at least an hour.
- Dont touch unless they put your hand there.
FTR, I dont go to strip clubs, like, ever. Just a few times in my life. I'm in full agreement with the above sentiments that these places are overrated.

thanks! I think cover charge is $10 with an online coupon. I've been hitting up bars dolo for a few months and 90% of the time I'm getting no results honestly. been trying the online game(pof/OKC/fetlife) and I've yet to get a single response, and i'm a nice c lean looking guy. Although I'm not quite desperate enough to pay $60 or $80 for some escort off backpage so this is kind of a solid compromise for now, plus it's a social environment for me to be in, and I'm also helping my local economy I suppose so that's doubly good.

ThunderChunk69, i'll probably pregame with a 40 outside, good idea!

trak1sh, i've always been out of my mind.

RELLI45 , good tip, props on doing work!

 

[obina]

Been once, girls sexy as hell and can dance, but I'm way too broke and frugal to spend money on a fantasy. I'll let other simps pay her bills.

 

[Nawzlew]

Damn, strip clubs got coupons?

 

[obina]

Been once, girls sexy as hell and can dance, but I'm way too broke and frugal to spend money on a fantasy. I'll let other simps pay her bills.

 

[airthompson]

$150? Naw you need a band to make her dance.

Seriously tho stay away from that downtown spot. Nothing but bad news from that spot. I don't do strip clubs personally, but the on around my way shows eerrythang.

 

[nationaltruckerdave]

thanks! I think cover charge is $10 with an online coupon. I've been hitting up bars dolo for a few months and 90% of the time I'm getting no results honestly. been trying the online game(pof/OKC/fetlife) and I've yet to get a single response, and i'm a nice c lean looking guy. Although I'm not quite desperate enough to pay $60 or $80 for some escort off backpage so this is kind of a solid compromise for now, plus it's a social environment for me to be in, and I'm also helping my local economy I suppose so that's doubly good.
ThunderChunk69, i'll probably pregame with a 40 outside, good idea!
trak1sh, i've always been out of my mind.
RELLI45 , good tip, props on doing work!

So you won't pay $60 or $80 to smash a chick but you'll spend $100 on strippers and not smash?

 

[relli45]

thanks! I think cover charge is $10 with an online coupon. I've been hitting up bars dolo for a few months and 90% of the time I'm getting no results honestly. been trying the online game(pof/OKC/fetlife) and I've yet to get a single response, and i'm a nice c lean looking guy. Although I'm not quite desperate enough to pay $60 or $80 for some escort off backpage so this is kind of a solid compromise for now, plus it's a social environment for me to be in, and I'm also helping my local economy I suppose so that's doubly good.
ThunderChunk69, i'll probably pregame with a 40 outside, good idea!
trak1sh, i've always been out of my mind.
RELLI45 , good tip, props on doing work!

Yea no problem.  From my experience in different SC's is touching is permitted if you do it right.  Chop it up make them feel comfy, and you can pretty much do what you want with them if they're feeling you.  Also don't feel obligated to pay I had chicks chop it up and kick for like 30 min. without me paying a dime hell one even brought me a steak and a drink.  Hit up Fairfax High on Melrose on Sunday afternoons too some real down to earth dimes out there at the flee market and up and down Melrose.

 

[dauldierce]

I paid 10$ to get in and prolly threw gave 15$ in 1's.

 

[green rhino123]

i remember i picked up a stripper once at the club w/o spending anything except on drinks

she wrote her real name & number on the back of a pc. of a tampax box
classy
she was a run-away from half-way across the country
but no track-marks and very little bruising

 

[iheartboost]

Years back I went to a strip club in Vegas with my boys, it was free to get in but you had to buy a 2 drink minium ($10 per drink). Anyways, after 2 dances I feel in love with this white girl named Jordan. I was weak yall, a fool, but weak, she manage to get at least $300 out of me

I've learned my lesson, and ever since than, strippers hate my stingy ***, tossing ones and ****, even got thrown out a strip club for throwing a quarter at a chick, and it stuck to her ***

 

[relli45]

Years back I went to a strip club in Vegas with my boys, it was free to get in but you had to buy a 2 drink minium ($10 per drink). Anyways, after 2 dances I feel in love with this white girl named Jordan. I was weak yall, a fool, but weak, she manage to get at least $300 out of me

I've learned my lesson, and ever since than, strippers hate my stingy ***, tossing ones and ****, even got thrown out a strip club for throwing a quarter at a chick, and it stuck to her ***

Making it hail on the b***hes

 

[freakydestroyer]

Make it rain with some third world currency.

 

[Bert.]

strip clubs are a waste of money

 

[yeold360s]

Question for y'all pregaming in the parking lot: How do you guys get home?

lol @ throwing quarters at a chick

 

[freakydestroyer]

Never been, but just know that I will run into a lot of broads I went to school with