Taking a #2 vol. Proper Etiquette

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  1. tn123

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    This came across my mind using the bathroom the other night..

    Whats the proper etiquette or the proper way to take a #2.. so many questions like

    DO you throw the toilet paper into a trash bin or into toilet bowl? Sometimes I walk into places and its don't throw into toilet bowl but in my home I always throw into toilet bowl.

    Do you stand up when wiping or stay seated?

    Do you flush right after stuff comes out or wait till you're fully done to flush once
     
  2. hank scorpio

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    IDK about habits people have while taking a #2, but in some parts of Asia they have this "step" people place their feet on to help your bowls move quicker.

    I've been in and out of Japan for the past few months and I've never taken a #2 as fast as before :lol:
     
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  3. picasso swerve

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    Stand up when wiping? And force my hand between my cheeks? Tf?
     
  4. RyGuy45

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  5. jkitty

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    Someone isn't potty trained :rofl:
     
  6. stillin729

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    throw the toilet paper into a trash bin?

     
  7. hank scorpio

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    It's not exactly like a Squatty Potty, but the idea is similar. The feet are placed a bit higher closer to toilet bowl level.
     
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  8. adobecs4

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    :rofl:
     
  9. mycoldyourdone

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    why would throw the toilet paper in the garbage?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
     
  10. SC kid

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    Usually drink a protein shake first.
    Stretch.
    Take all my clothes off.
    Put on some dmx.
    Gargoyle style on the throne.
    Drop the deuce.
    Baby wipe.
    Wipe.
    Baby powder.
    Blow dry.
    Wash my hands.
     
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  11. retro23j

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    Flush immediately following a bowel movement. Please. Don't sit in that funk[​IMG]
     
  12. frank mucus

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    Poop? I don't eem poop. That's lost gains. Only way you can get it back is by eating it. I just hold it in and force my colon to absorb the nutrients. Whatever isn't absorbed it leaks through my pores naturally.
     
  13. the410kid

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    Stand or sit pt 2?????
     
  14. letsgetit22

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    People throw their toilet paper into the trash bin at my job. It's the most disgusting **** (no pun) ever. I work in IT, and most people who work in my department are foreign. I guess that's normal in their country.
     
  15. drjdoc26

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    Thats gotta have the whole bathroom smelling like doo doo :x
     
  16. Ja's 2¢

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    It's because in their country the sewage system is not adequate enough to handle TP being flushed (clogged pipes), so they're forced to throw it in the bin. Still, I know it's disgusting. :lol:

    If you're standing that's just nasty. Just imagine having the runs, and you're standing to wipe, Niagara falls all over your legs, undergarments, the floor, etc. More mess than it really needs to be. If it's dry season, still nasty because now you've got to set up an expedition into your crevice while the walls are caving in. You'll have to put extra manpower into those tools you call hands and dig like you mean it. And in the end still be stuck with dingleberries hanging in there while you walk all itchy. :x
     
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  17. franco23x

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    I thought I was the only one
     
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  18. drjdoc26

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    So do ya lean left/right or go thru the wickets to wipe?
     
  19. ggarvinxx3

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    So people actually sit down and wipe their ***???

    Y'all definitely not cleaning every inch
     
  20. frank mucus

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    Only way to get thoroughly clean is to wipe till red.
     
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