TATTOO EMERGENCY! PLEASE HELP!!!!

[beezylocks]

Originally Posted by eddiee21

Okay this is what you do. Get an X-acto knife and Grey Goose vodka. Douse the tattooed skin with vodka. Take the X-acto knife and cut around the tattooed area. Cut to about 2-3mm deep. Take out the skin. Go to your local grocery store and buy some Pork with skin on it. Along with that, buy a piece of mesh plastic and Neosporin. Cut out an area of pig skin that can accurately fit along the affected area. What you're going to do is essentially a skin graft. Cut out the mesh to fit on the wound. Now cover with Neosporin then pig skin. Then get a needle and thread and sew it together to your skin. If you don't have a needle and thread, a stapler will work just fine. Then cover with more Neosporin. Then put a bandage. Replace bandages every 3 hours. Wait 4-6 weeks.

my boy did this, works like a charm, just make sure u take a pain killer before. though. might hurt a bit. but not as bad as you think.

 

[alandutch]

Originally Posted by eddiee21

Okay this is what you do. Get an X-acto knife and Grey Goose vodka. Douse the tattooed skin with vodka. Take the X-acto knife and cut around the tattooed area. Cut to about 2-3mm deep. Take out the skin. Go to your local grocery store and buy some Pork with skin on it. Along with that, buy a piece of mesh plastic and Neosporin. Cut out an area of pig skin that can accurately fit along the affected area. What you're going to do is essentially a skin graft. Cut out the mesh to fit on the wound. Now cover with Neosporin then pig skin. Then get a needle and thread and sew it together to your skin. If you don't have a needle and thread, a stapler will work just fine. Then cover with more Neosporin. Then put a bandage. Replace bandages every 3 hours. Wait 4-6 weeks.

So descriptive

 

[alandutch]

Originally Posted by eddiee21

Okay this is what you do. Get an X-acto knife and Grey Goose vodka. Douse the tattooed skin with vodka. Take the X-acto knife and cut around the tattooed area. Cut to about 2-3mm deep. Take out the skin. Go to your local grocery store and buy some Pork with skin on it. Along with that, buy a piece of mesh plastic and Neosporin. Cut out an area of pig skin that can accurately fit along the affected area. What you're going to do is essentially a skin graft. Cut out the mesh to fit on the wound. Now cover with Neosporin then pig skin. Then get a needle and thread and sew it together to your skin. If you don't have a needle and thread, a stapler will work just fine. Then cover with more Neosporin. Then put a bandage. Replace bandages every 3 hours. Wait 4-6 weeks.

So descriptive

 

[beezylocks]

Originally Posted by eddiee21

Okay this is what you do. Get an X-acto knife and Grey Goose vodka. Douse the tattooed skin with vodka. Take the X-acto knife and cut around the tattooed area. Cut to about 2-3mm deep. Take out the skin. Go to your local grocery store and buy some Pork with skin on it. Along with that, buy a piece of mesh plastic and Neosporin. Cut out an area of pig skin that can accurately fit along the affected area. What you're going to do is essentially a skin graft. Cut out the mesh to fit on the wound. Now cover with Neosporin then pig skin. Then get a needle and thread and sew it together to your skin. If you don't have a needle and thread, a stapler will work just fine. Then cover with more Neosporin. Then put a bandage. Replace bandages every 3 hours. Wait 4-6 weeks.

my boy did this, works like a charm, just make sure u take a pain killer before. though. might hurt a bit. but not as bad as you think.

 

[beezylocks]

Originally Posted by eddiee21

Okay this is what you do. Get an X-acto knife and Grey Goose vodka. Douse the tattooed skin with vodka. Take the X-acto knife and cut around the tattooed area. Cut to about 2-3mm deep. Take out the skin. Go to your local grocery store and buy some Pork with skin on it. Along with that, buy a piece of mesh plastic and Neosporin. Cut out an area of pig skin that can accurately fit along the affected area. What you're going to do is essentially a skin graft. Cut out the mesh to fit on the wound. Now cover with Neosporin then pig skin. Then get a needle and thread and sew it together to your skin. If you don't have a needle and thread, a stapler will work just fine. Then cover with more Neosporin. Then put a bandage. Replace bandages every 3 hours. Wait 4-6 weeks.

my boy did this, works like a charm, just make sure u take a pain killer before. though. might hurt a bit. but not as bad as you think.

 

[snowboardingpanda]

oh gawd no pictures yet?
How did your friend not realize he was getting the stupidest/worst tattoo ever while he was getting it?

 

[snowboardingpanda]

oh gawd no pictures yet?
How did your friend not realize he was getting the stupidest/worst tattoo ever while he was getting it?

 

[general johnson]

 

[general johnson]

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

 Wait a couple months and then try Wrecking Balm .  

http://www.wreckingbalm.com/

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

 Wait a couple months and then try Wrecking Balm .  

http://www.wreckingbalm.com/

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Originally Posted by eddiee21

Okay this is what you do. Get an X-acto knife and Grey Goose vodka. Douse the tattooed skin with vodka. Take the X-acto knife and cut around the tattooed area. Cut to about 2-3mm deep. Take out the skin. Go to your local grocery store and buy some Pork with skin on it. Along with that, buy a piece of mesh plastic and Neosporin. Cut out an area of pig skin that can accurately fit along the affected area. What you're going to do is essentially a skin graft. Cut out the mesh to fit on the wound. Now cover with Neosporin then pig skin. Then get a needle and thread and sew it together to your skin. If you don't have a needle and thread, a stapler will work just fine. Then cover with more Neosporin. Then put a bandage. Replace bandages every 3 hours. Wait 4-6 weeks.

OP, don't cop the pork. Just cut the skin off, flip it over, and sew it back on.
Essentially, it's like if you stain a cushion with red wine, you ain't getting it off, so just flip that ***** over.
Common sense, son.

 

[je ne sais quoi]

Originally Posted by eddiee21

Okay this is what you do. Get an X-acto knife and Grey Goose vodka. Douse the tattooed skin with vodka. Take the X-acto knife and cut around the tattooed area. Cut to about 2-3mm deep. Take out the skin. Go to your local grocery store and buy some Pork with skin on it. Along with that, buy a piece of mesh plastic and Neosporin. Cut out an area of pig skin that can accurately fit along the affected area. What you're going to do is essentially a skin graft. Cut out the mesh to fit on the wound. Now cover with Neosporin then pig skin. Then get a needle and thread and sew it together to your skin. If you don't have a needle and thread, a stapler will work just fine. Then cover with more Neosporin. Then put a bandage. Replace bandages every 3 hours. Wait 4-6 weeks.

OP, don't cop the pork. Just cut the skin off, flip it over, and sew it back on.
Essentially, it's like if you stain a cushion with red wine, you ain't getting it off, so just flip that ***** over.
Common sense, son.

 

[godshammgod]

Originally Posted by CrunkJuicedUp

1. fill in the blank - this thread is useless without ______?

a. Hippopotamus

b. Pictures

c. Saxophone

you'd be surprised which ones the real answer.

 

[godshammgod]

Originally Posted by CrunkJuicedUp

1. fill in the blank - this thread is useless without ______?

a. Hippopotamus

b. Pictures

c. Saxophone

you'd be surprised which ones the real answer.

 

[soyerwill]

I hope you get punched in your mangina for not posting pics

 

[soyerwill]

I hope you get punched in your mangina for not posting pics

 

[gameovertripleh]

still no pics eh...man....

 

[gameovertripleh]

still no pics eh...man....

 

[j671]

tell him to kill himself...problem solved..and %%#@ you for no pics.

 

[j671]

tell him to kill himself...problem solved..and %%#@ you for no pics.

 

[1boredzombie]

ducktales

 

[1boredzombie]

ducktales

 

[katiejade4]

No pics still? Lame thread.

 

[katiejade4]

No pics still? Lame thread.