TAY: thread about yambs...

[buggz05]

NT I feel like I need to get some girl pregnant. WTH is wrong with me?

the urge to creampie is normal. right?

Yea I guess, but I'm wondering how many kids I can pop out in a year and how many of them will be girls or boys. And I'm looking only at chicks I won't mind dealing with bm drama for the rest of my life and wouldn't mind smashing when the child support check is due. WTH is wrong with me?

 

[robinvandamn]

confronted her about everything... she didn't answer any of my questions, her only reaction was a few tears and some shoulder shrugs. The longer this goes on the more that seems to slip out.. got mad doubt in my mind about how she spends our time apart and that's unnecessary stress.. if she calls i'll listen but for now i want no parts


just need to cleanse myself of this situation all together and get back on the yamb quest. My boy is having a birthday party at his college this weekend so the combo of being out of town for a couple days and omnipresent new booty might be perfect

weird thing is that the sex has gotten better as this has progressed..

 

[trav t]

confronted her about everything... she didn't answer any of my questions, her only reaction was a few tears and some shoulder shrugs. The longer this goes on the more that seems to slip out.. got mad doubt in my mind about how she spends our time apart and that's unnecessary stress.. if she calls i'll listen but for now i want no parts


just need to cleanse myself of this situation all together and get back on the yamb quest. My boy is having a birthday party at his college this weekend so the combo of being out of town for a couple days and omnipresent new booty might be perfect

weird thing is that the sex has gotten better as this has progressed..

Damn, straight up caught her in her lies. Sorry to hear that, bro. I'm glad that you're moving on without her.

 

[Mark Antony]

EWD got that Riley thought process...

give dat 'oe the money, give me the yambs, and she can go cop some groceries.

BTW...

COPPED MY MEMBERSHIP TO 24 HOUR FITNESS

seen bad biddies walkin in and out of there on the regular...

the front desk dude said the EXACT same thing Patty melts said... homey was like "yeah bruh... been here for a few years... its going to be super duper packed in here for the first few months, then it will slowly trickle off."

i was like "well damb... how can youtell the difference between the dedicated and the ones that are bullspittin?"

he said "you'll see them walking around, taking pictures and what not. they're easier to distract and talk to... they wont look as in shape as the other chicks... shoot them a compliment and you'll be good... just gotta say the right thing at the right time"

i was like

Did you talk up a deal at 24hr fitness?

 

[skip2mylou23]

I understand where you're coming from but a lot of dudes get tired of having to go out there and chase hard for them when someone with less than them can go out and pull yambs easier like if I have this, that and the third then why should i be chasing them?

It's not about chasing though it's just being pro active.
If you want women, talk to women it's really that simple.
Dudes naming there perks, stats and incomes but like Brown eloquently stated, it's irrelevant.
What matters is your self awareness, outlook and connection you are able to make with any female you wanna be involved with.
Just because you have XYZ material items and are considered a "catch" by society standards really means nothing in the long run, unless you looking for a vh1/sugar baby/bad girls club type woman.
I've been with women who's boyfriends/men that we're chasing had more money, better cars, big cribs, diamonds and would consistently buy them anything they wanted.
But they ****** with me off the strength of me being myself always and stimulating them in places that those things couldn't
The material **** will never replace what you can do to a woman's vibrations if you stay true to you.

I hate to bring up old stuff, but I'm trying to catch up on this thread. But...

I understand both aspects, but wouldn't it be best if dudes get their professional career right and develop a tight game? I'll be damned if I sacrifice my personal goals for a nut.

Like other guys, I feel like I'm a catch because I'm working on my masters and have a job lined up once I graduate, apart from other stuff such as decent looks and all that. I'm not going to wait for yambs to fall on my lap, but I believe it makes the process easier if you've got your stuff right.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

right. i'm 19 but you sound immature.
it's not a matter of age..it's the definition of paying for something.
my post clearly expounds upon that, but whatever. like i said, you can twist it and try to be a smart ***.
and we're not talking about a life lesson...it's a matter of discrepancy in the definition of a certain process: paying for something, therefore
get off of your high horse that you're on just because you got some years on me. it's getting old.

[COLOR=#red] Look at the youngbuck puffin out his chest. Your experiential knowledge of situations dealing with females is not at my level. Have a seat young man.[/COLOR]

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

EWD got that Riley thought process...


the front desk dude said the EXACT same thing Patty melts said...

I be tryna tell ya'll to just listen to me sometimes


**** it man, I might join a gym to cop me a lil' side piece

 

[guccjermaine]

For all you lonely NT'rs, You all better wife those big girls before tax returns hit lol

 

[fantastic4our]

For all you lonely NT'rs, You all better wife those big girls before tax returns hit lol

This man knows

 

[the 7th mile]

This bad chick at work has been flirting with me heavy for a min, my manager even told me she was asking about me a few times. So i start to chop it up with,her and she tell me she's married. It made me back all the way off because i respect your marriage if you do, but i get the feeling she doesn't want me to....i see it in her eyes

 

[アミーゴ]

confronted her about everything... she didn't answer any of my questions, her only reaction was a few tears and some shoulder shrugs. The longer this goes on the more that seems to slip out.. got mad doubt in my mind about how she spends our time apart and that's unnecessary stress.. if she calls i'll listen but for now i want no parts


just need to cleanse myself of this situation all together and get back on the yamb quest. My boy is having a birthday party at his college this weekend so the combo of being out of town for a couple days and omnipresent new booty might be perfect

weird thing is that the sex has gotten better as this has progressed..

Aye, about 2 weeks ago didn't YOU say you know it's over?? What you waiting on fam?? Dead it.

Did you talk up a deal at 24hr fitness?

Ya'll don't hit that Costco deal? 2 yrs for 350 flat?

 

[gllahone84]

^ bruh don't even make an attempt...back far away from her.

Then she asked the manager about you...red flag right there.

She's married...dude that's a no go...especially on the job. I hit a coworker before but luckily she found another job...it was getting crazy.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

This bad chick at work has been flirting with me heavy for a min, my manager even told me she was asking about me a few times. So i start to chop it up with,her and she tell me she's married. It made me back all the way off because i respect your marriage if you do, but i get the feeling she doesn't want me to....i see it in her eyes

DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT 200 DOLLARS

 

[zakarot]

So...... I gave the girl who lives across the hall from me my number Monday on the first day of the semester. she texts me like 30 minutes later. I havent called or text her yet because i wasnt sure about what i wanted to do. what should my next move be? FYI shes 20 if that matter

UPDATE:

So I invited her over, she's supposed to be coming over tonite after she gets done lifting. what do i do niketalk fam?????

 

[kings castle]

My girl and I just had one of the closest emotional encounters we've had in a while. We watched Friday (Had to after that thread was made) and then we were caught in a euphoria of bliss. We didn't really say much, but we just vibed perfectly for some reason tonight, it was good. I actually love the feeling of having her laid up on me. I'm just a fool for this girl even though I know she was talking to her ex over the break, also I found out from one of her close friends they chilled like less than 2 weeks ago... Not gonna confront her about it tho, I know I'm gonna lose my **** if I was to bring it up, and she was to try and justify or defend herself about it. At this point, I like her a lot, but I aint even stressing THAT.

The yambs are good, and in constant supply long as I keep her around. I think we value our time together more now, since I stopped making efforts to hit her up. Didn't even text/call her all weekend. nd when she hit me up yesterday, I let her know I seen her text and just decided not to answer. Just having her over my place less than before doesn't feel terrible, but she hasn't slept over in over a week. She just left not too long ago actually.

In other news, the yamb who I had lunch with last week is coming over to the crib on Friday. She's been getting at me heavy, so I told her to reach over that day. Ill let u guys know how it goes.

As far as that girl whom I met at that party, I just told my bro to talk to her for me,

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

UPDATE:
So I invited her over, she's supposed to be coming over tonite after she gets done lifting. what do i do niketalk fam?????

DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?



But damn man idk talk to her about school, work, whatever... you've talked to girls before right? Talk to her about lifting if you can obviously see that's something she's into. Google some random healthy **** to talk to her about, an article or something. Drop paleo diet a few times here and there. Maybe suggest ya'll work out together one day/night.

 

[niquefreak94]

UPDATE:
So I invited her over, she's supposed to be coming over tonite after she gets done lifting. what do i do niketalk fam?????

........finagle yambs

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

COPPED MY MEMBERSHIP TO 24 HOUR FITNESS

[COLOR=#red]Can't wait for the stories bro

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[Peep Game]

Tried it once and thought my **** was gonna blow off.

LOLWUT

it made him want to poop

U funny :x

For all you lonely NT'rs, You all better wife those big girls before tax returns hit lol

Daaaaaaaaamn

So...... I gave the girl who lives across the hall from me my number Monday on the first day of the semester. she texts me like 30 minutes later. I havent called or text her yet because i wasnt sure about what i wanted to do. what should my next move be? FYI shes 20 if that matter

UPDATE:
So I invited her over, she's supposed to be coming over tonite after she gets done lifting. what do i do niketalk fam?????

Pour your heart out to her before she even steps in your spot, then as she nervously backs away from you, tell her "PLZ respond" while swiftly stepping lunging towards her.

 

[d e beatup]

Some of y'all dudes be on such a high horse it's ridiculous. It's all about the value of what you're paying for when it comes to escorts. I met this bad, bad chick a few years ago. Shorty used to do the whole video chick routine & all that. Don't know what happened or why she was hookin but no dambs were given on my end. I swear this chick was a 9/10 and for $60 it was money well spent. Hell, I'd prolly have made a standing appt if I could.

One of my old classmates is on that digital track & she says that escorting is way more widespread than you'd think, when the chick is smoking hot at least. They don't plan to get into it but dudes simp so hard just to be seen with a bad chick that they're able to bleed these guys out left & right, word to Sean Kingston

 

[zakarot]

**** went smooth we chilled and **** no yambs were acquired, but in the near future i can see yambs on the forecast.

 

[miamiboy]

Wassup fambs, what are the rules on talking to girls at the gym? Is it frowned upon? I mean damn, my gym is packed with sexy *** latin females. :x

Got these 2 girls that I have my eye on, dont know how to really set up a convo with them...

 

[trav t]

Wassup fambs, what are the rules on talking to girls at the gym? Is it frowned upon? I mean damn, my gym is packed with sexy *** latin females. :x

Got these 2 girls that I have my eye on, dont know how to really set up a convo with them...

Bothering girls who are on cardio machines is a no-no, but everything else should be fine as long as they don't have headphones in. Also, gym classes where you regularly see the same women is a good way to go. I used to chat it up with some of the women in my boxing classes.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Bothering girls who are on cardio machines is a no-no, but everything else should be fine as long as they don't have headphones in. [COLOR=#red]Also, gym classes where you regularly see the same women is a good way to go.[/COLOR] I used to chat it up with some of the women in my boxing classes.

[COLOR=#red][2Chainz] TRuuu [/2Chainz] Repped!![/COLOR]

 

[kings castle]

I guess if you been with someone for a min, you start trying stuff

First time I put it in her butt

I don't think I'll ever be enough of a freak to try this. I don't even eat yambs.

Maybe I'm just ol' school