If you ain't good at improv, have some regular lines in the stash. I got both, off the cuff convo with jokes and a backup stash of bull **** conversation pieces I gained over the years through customer service.
Would you like to share some of these conversational topics with your NT brethren
Also the thing about making a joke is you have to be careful you're not offending her. Because you basically don't know anything about that person, so you could be heading down a slippery slope
Naw don't be careful about offending her, just (obviously) don't be a creeper and be too raunchy. If your simple *** joke offends her, oh well. Just random **** I'll throw out about my past experiences that pertain to the situation, but open conversation without asking more than one consecutive question.
i.e.
-basic where, how, why question (weather, where she's headed, where you from my *****, clothing, music, why you look so angry/happy)
-she responds
-after whatever she says, "that's cool, when I was : in Jamaica, an engineer major, a swimmer , riding my bike etc"
something cool about you thrown in like it's nothing. Usually people have more exciting stories than they think, they just don't think it is, but it might be to someone else. I ain't got time for it, but i'm not against embellishing either.
-after that she usually is interested and starts asking questions and wants to match stories like "hey i've got cool **** about me too". They usually don't have much though, work, school, hang with the girls, so don't even trip about you.
The trick is pulling details of your own life out, ready to insert into conversation. You ever got that friend that's always talkative, telling the same stories over and over sometimes but it always leads to conversation no matter how much in your head you're "***** we already heard this **** a million times"? Wearing something that's a conversation piece doesn't hurt either. I used to have an ipod nano watch that would always open doors.
**also remain in control of the conversation, if it starts to drag and you don't have anything left to resuscitate it, cut it short.
***bottom line though is do things with your life, have stuff to talk about. Yambs should be way down on the list of priorities in your life.
). The girl gave me her number. My "Friend" left and is now blowing up my phone calling me a rapist
Not even gonna interact with this dumb @#$%@ anymore.
