TAY: thread about yambs...

[youngdoc]

Boner not activated

Wood not berry

 

[jet27]

i couldnt get it up last night...

 

[mugen81]

Fellas I got a situation. So everytime I go back to my hometown. I run into this same chick out at the club. Sees a slick talking, kinda big girl but for some reason I wanna beat the break off them buns. So we get to talking in the club and I find out she lives literally 2 block away from me in Raliegh. I'm kinda scared to smash bc if I hit her with this good pipe I think shes gonna be watching my crib and driving by. But the way I'm feeling now I want her as my nasty JO.


Would y'all smash? considering the situation, she's tipping on the big size.

I would smash until the cops come knocking( Word to Maxwell).....
As long as you are keeping it 100, I don't see how she would go stalkerish on you...
That's were dudes get caught up with Jo'sand not telling them their place and sending mixed signals...
Just be real, it's alot of girls that just want the D and nothing else, and just because she's big, don't sleep, had my fair share of thick'ems( yes there are some asian chicks out there built like this, especially in the bay) and they go out of the way to put that P on you, lol

 

[demarco]

Fellas I got a situation. So everytime I go back to my hometown. I run into this same chick out at the club. Sees a slick talking, kinda big girl but for some reason I wanna beat the break off them buns. So we get to talking in the club and I find out she lives literally 2 block away from me in Raliegh. I'm kinda scared to smash bc if I hit her with this good pipe I think shes gonna be watching my crib and driving by. But the way I'm feeling now I want her as my nasty JO.


Would y'all smash? considering the situation, she's tipping on the big size.

not into big girls but i'm willing to bet she has fire box and karrine steffans mouth. try that out. she's not grotesque, just a lil plus sized... you can j.o. that.

not necessarily true Ricky.

First time I had this conversation was with a bunch or rich guys at the gym in ATL. I was only 20 at the time so actually I was doing more listening than talking but what I learned from them I kept in my memory for some time...

First off you Cannot make an accurate assumption about a chick based off of how slow or fast she gave you the skins. That's that young H.S. mentality. The adult mentality is I do what I want to do when I want to do it. Where do you think the phrase consensual adults come from? Anyway just because a chick gives it you fast doesn't make her a w-hore, and just because you have to wait to smash doesn't make her a saint. Judging a chick by first time of smash is very inaccurate.

"wifey material" is definitely a subjective matter...and that's because one man's definition of wifey material will differ from the next man's. But you can pick up a few indicators of it pretty early IF you know what to look for, the only caveat to that is that you have to have the requisite experience to do so.

To really get to know the chick Jackieboy your gonna have to do things outside the realm of smashing...you know like conversations and stuff. Stuff like going to Barnes and Noble together if that's your thing, or just spending a day together chillin if y'all had the time.


Listen to that relatively new song with Omarion Pusha T and Fabolous called "Get To Know You" that's like instructions for the game as far as really getting to know a chick.

this is fact, elder. i can use two of my experiences to illustrate this.

my ex made me wait from september to march (

) to smash, only to find out she let another dude hit in the meantime (this was revealed around may). she turned out to be a basketcase and a complete waste of time aside from da mass. the wait time had me gassed into thinking she was one of the few women with integrity and i'm sure that was her plan all along. i was done dealing with her by august of that year.

the last chick i got with let me smash the first night we were in person. i had met her a year prior, and we were getting to know each other for 2-3 months before we linked in person. the chemistry was amazing and i respect that she was mature enough to ignore her inhibitions and the "rules" to do what she truly wanted. it was worth it and she's one of the best people i've met in my life.

i learned from my ex not to judge women based on wait times, so i didn't view the 2nd girl as a w-hore. if i would've made that mistake, i would've missed out on an amazing connection.

there's more to be learned about a woman by her character than her past, or her reluctance to smash.

 

[fontaine]

i couldnt get it up last night...

see you in the No fap october thread.

Fellas I got a situation. So everytime I go back to my hometown. I run into this same chick out at the club. Sees a slick talking, kinda big girl but for some reason I wanna beat the break off them buns. So we get to talking in the club and I find out she lives literally 2 block away from me in Raliegh. I'm kinda scared to smash bc if I hit her with this good pipe I think shes gonna be watching my crib and driving by. But the way I'm feeling now I want her as my nasty JO.


Would y'all smash? considering the situation, she's tipping on the big size.

famb...

she looks fun as hell.. would deliver the D while holding on to the love handles...






famb... i love growing older and wiser as a man...

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

being able to read people is one thing i think that comes naturally to few, but can be developed with age and experience.

the ability to pull chicks is like the ability to lead...

both are very comparable to a muscle.... sure some people have it naturally.. but it has to be worked and stretched in order to achieve greatness. you have to experience different movements and exercises to fully maximize your muscles' potential.

i say all that to say this... i worked in north dallas and always went to a grocery store to eat there sandwiches. there was a poly purebred, flat butt, blue eyed blonde haired AWG that i'd always see.. and we always spoke smiled and joked w/ each other

i switched jobs and began working in downtown, so i'd never go back up to north dallas. finally, i found a gym to hoop at in north dallas, and its close by the grocery store. so i stroll in today, and the white girl is there.

i'll skip the details of the convo, but if yall want me to elaborate, i will.

the reason why i brought up experience is b/c this... i spoke to her when i came in ( she remembered me and asked where i been).. sat down to eat my food, and she comes over and cleans an ALREADY CLEANED table that's far enough not to be too obvious... but close enough to where i can see her. young me would have just chalked it up to her doing her job....

a little elementary to most. i've always known woman have subtle ways to choose... but sometimes, when you're in your zone, you dont notice. or when you're unsure and not confident, you psych yourself out of an obvious choose.

back to the yamb... come to find out... she's relatively new to dallas ( a year here like me) and goes to my school. she's here by herself, no friends or famb, just like me. gave me the math so very quickly b/c i guess she figured it'd be awhile before i would see her again. she said that she really just wants to find someone she can trust and be friends with b/c she's lonely. i can relate a little b/c it does get lonely when you're new to a city.

another instance... i went to a mall... it's a long walk from my car to the mall.. there was a chick behind me... she SPEEDS UP and walks in front of me.. now, she could have kept going... but she maintained the distance the entire time... and kept fixing her dress... (she had the skinny girl, bubble butt mass... i was hypnotized)

i didnt stop and say anything (i really wish i did looking back) but again, the obvious choose is obvious.

tl;dnr

you have to be aware when a lady is interested in you. there is natural instinct that i think we as men have... but is suppressed by logic, society, our own insecurities, etc...

go with what feels natural.. b/c more times than not, your natural urge >>> logical urge.

 

[mugen81]

Hell yea I would smash..that's my type of big girl

I didn't know where to put this...but this has to be the dumbest thing I've ever read in my life

Btw the girl is mixed and I believe she is 19

 

[rell826]

 
Y'all ever had a chick lick your cooch? Had this one chick do it to me last week and I was like wtf. Am I weird for liking that?

Pause. Been seeing more of this lately that dudes are comfortable having their *** licked.

I disagree with not messing with a young woman. Its not like she's not doing anything, she's in school and from her age will be graduating soon and likely in the workforce or grad school. If you have a chance to mold a young woman to your liking, go for it. If you're not looking to get locked into anything serious, don't lead her on. The invitation to family events is a little too much to me. Having someone you're seeing around your family is a big step in the dynamic you two have.

 

[Mark Antony]

i couldnt get it up last night...

see you in the No fap october thread.

Fellas I got a situation. So everytime I go back to my hometown. I run into this same chick out at the club. Sees a slick talking, kinda big girl but for some reason I wanna beat the break off them buns. So we get to talking in the club and I find out she lives literally 2 block away from me in Raliegh. I'm kinda scared to smash bc if I hit her with this good pipe I think shes gonna be watching my crib and driving by. But the way I'm feeling now I want her as my nasty JO.


Would y'all smash? considering the situation, she's tipping on the big size.

famb...

she looks fun as hell.. would deliver the D while holding on to the love handles...






famb... i love growing older and wiser as a man...

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

being able to read people is one thing i think that comes naturally to few, but can be developed with age and experience.

the ability to pull chicks is like the ability to lead...

both are very comparable to a muscle.... sure some people have it naturally.. but it has to be worked and stretched in order to achieve greatness. you have to experience different movements and exercises to fully maximize your muscles' potential.

i say all that to say this... i worked in north dallas and always went to a grocery store to eat there sandwiches. there was a poly purebred, flat butt, blue eyed blonde haired AWG that i'd always see.. and we always spoke smiled and joked w/ each other

i switched jobs and began working in downtown, so i'd never go back up to north dallas. finally, i found a gym to hoop at in north dallas, and its close by the grocery store. so i stroll in today, and the white girl is there.

i'll skip the details of the convo, but if yall want me to elaborate, i will.

the reason why i brought up experience is b/c this... i spoke to her when i came in ( she remembered me and asked where i been).. sat down to eat my food, and she comes over and cleans an ALREADY CLEANED table that's far enough not to be too obvious... but close enough to where i can see her. young me would have just chalked it up to her doing her job....

a little elementary to most. i've always known woman have subtle ways to choose... but sometimes, when you're in your zone, you dont notice. or when you're unsure and not confident, you psych yourself out of an obvious choose.

back to the yamb... come to find out... she's relatively new to dallas ( a year here like me) and goes to my school. she's here by herself, no friends or famb, just like me. gave me the math so very quickly b/c i guess she figured it'd be awhile before i would see her again. she said that she really just wants to find someone she can trust and be friends with b/c she's lonely. i can relate a little b/c it does get lonely when you're new to a city.

another instance... i went to a mall... it's a long walk from my car to the mall.. there was a chick behind me... she SPEEDS UP and walks in front of me.. now, she could have kept going... but she maintained the distance the entire time... and kept fixing her dress... (she had the skinny girl, bubble butt mass... i was hypnotized)

i didnt stop and say anything (i really wish i did looking back) but again, the obvious choose is obvious.

tl;dnr

you have to be aware when a lady is interested in you. there is natural instinct that i think we as men have... but is suppressed by logic, society, our own insecurities, etc...

go with what feels natural.. b/c more times than not, your natural urge >>> logical urge.

Word. I tend to lead on the "she's just doing her job side" when it comes to waitresses but sometimes it's obvious. Went to hooters with my coworkers and I was joking with the cutie that lead us to our table ( i do this regularly with customer service women). She wasn't our waitress, but throughout the whole time she kept passing back and we kept bantering. At some point though I think she had a "this ***** ain't getting it" type of moment, next time she passed me just straight scratched my back from top to bottom then smiled and kept it moving. Didn't get the digits though, didn't feel like it because I was the boss and my team just kept watching the whole situation, and we go there kinda often so I was pulling a move from the EWD playbook, next time gidget, next time. I just told her I'll miss her when I left.

Another was last night, hung out with a group of chicks one of which I was kickin it with. She ended up acting up and we ended walking a distance from each other. Somehow though I noticed her friend who she introduced me and my boy to last night kept walking next to me and making conversation. Easily the baddest of the crew. By the end of the night she just broke down "your cologne is so amazing". I won't **** with her though, she would make the 3rd chick from that crew and at this point i'm realizing it's gonna be the same ********, birds of feather. She does appear nicer with a better head on her shoulders than the other 2, but ****, they did at first as well.

Aventus was worn both times btw.

And if it makes your **** tingle keel and it's already a layup, you gotta do it.

 
Y'all ever had a chick lick your cooch? Had this one chick do it to me last week and I was like wtf. Am I weird for liking that?

Pause. Been seeing more of this lately that dudes are comfortable having their *** licked.

I disagree with not messing with a young woman. Its not like she's not doing anything, she's in school and from her age will be graduating soon and likely in the workforce or grad school. If you have a chance to mold a young woman to your liking, go for it. If you're not looking to get locked into anything serious, don't lead her on. The invitation to family events is a little too much to me. Having someone you're seeing around your family is a big step in the dynamic you two have.

I dunno if we're really saying don't mess with them, just tread with caution. Don't take her seriously till she really shows you something.

 

[fresh out dabox]

mommmy look goooddd

 

[jet27]

 
mommmy look goooddd

it sounds weird the way you wrote it

 

[superb]

see you in the No fap october thread.
famb...

she looks fun as hell.. would deliver the D while holding on to the love handles...






famb... i love growing older and wiser as a man...

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

being able to read people is one thing i think that comes naturally to few, but can be developed with age and experience.

the ability to pull chicks is like the ability to lead...

both are very comparable to a muscle.... sure some people have it naturally.. but it has to be worked and stretched in order to achieve greatness. you have to experience different movements and exercises to fully maximize your muscles' potential.

i say all that to say this... i worked in north dallas and always went to a grocery store to eat there sandwiches. there was a poly purebred, flat butt, blue eyed blonde haired AWG that i'd always see.. and we always spoke smiled and joked w/ each other

i switched jobs and began working in downtown, so i'd never go back up to north dallas. finally, i found a gym to hoop at in north dallas, and its close by the grocery store. so i stroll in today, and the white girl is there.

i'll skip the details of the convo, but if yall want me to elaborate, i will.

the reason why i brought up experience is b/c this... i spoke to her when i came in ( she remembered me and asked where i been).. sat down to eat my food, and she comes over and cleans an ALREADY CLEANED table that's far enough not to be too obvious... but close enough to where i can see her. young me would have just chalked it up to her doing her job....

a little elementary to most. i've always known woman have subtle ways to choose... but sometimes, when you're in your zone, you dont notice. or when you're unsure and not confident, you psych yourself out of an obvious choose.

back to the yamb... come to find out... she's relatively new to dallas ( a year here like me) and goes to my school. she's here by herself, no friends or famb, just like me. gave me the math so very quickly b/c i guess she figured it'd be awhile before i would see her again. she said that she really just wants to find someone she can trust and be friends with b/c she's lonely. i can relate a little b/c it does get lonely when you're new to a city.

another instance... i went to a mall... it's a long walk from my car to the mall.. there was a chick behind me... she SPEEDS UP and walks in front of me.. now, she could have kept going... but she maintained the distance the entire time... and kept fixing her dress... (she had the skinny girl, bubble butt mass... i was hypnotized)

i didnt stop and say anything (i really wish i did looking back) but again, the obvious choose is obvious.

tl;dnr

you have to be aware when a lady is interested in you. there is natural instinct that i think we as men have... but is suppressed by logic, society, our own insecurities, etc...

go with what feels natural.. b/c more times than not, your natural urge >>> logical urge.

All of above + 1

Girls hate being ignored especially when they are trying to get you to notice them... Like the girl that walked ahead iof the dude above fixing her dress, I been in situations like that then i would turn my head the other way, play on my phone and when they look back or get to their car they get so angry that your not watching them and just stare

I love ignoring girls when its obvious they are tyring to get your attention and show that body off, makes them feel like crap and they want you even more and will chase you

 

[011781]

These young **** really do be actin up though. Instagram and all the attention they get from young ****** put the battery in their back. They don't realize how easily they can get curved. It might not even phase them with all the thirsty vultures hovering.

I feel bad for young ****** these days just starting to date and get buns... 

social media got so many useless broads feeling some kind of way. 

ain't got a damn thing to offer but some followers and photo filters. 

 

[rrlegend]

Fellas I got a situation. So everytime I go back to my hometown. I run into this same chick out at the club. Sees a slick talking, kinda big girl but for some reason I wanna beat the break off them buns. So we get to talking in the club and I find out she lives literally 2 block away from me in Raliegh. I'm kinda scared to smash bc if I hit her with this good pipe I think shes gonna be watching my crib and driving by. But the way I'm feeling now I want her as my nasty JO.


Would y'all smash? considering the situation, she's tipping on the big size.

Yeah I like slim skinny chicks so I can toss them around and make em walk funny but I would put a hurting in her and go beast mode on that just because. I see what your saying about her staying up the street from you so I would just go to her spot to handle biz and if she want to come over to your spot you drive and make her give you some all the way there so she won't recognize the street names . I smashed a couple of women in my complex before I even got the property owner and things went sour one time lets just say I had to go to 4 diffrent car detailers to find out that chick left some summers eve and my windshield

 

[oidreez]

Man I'd destroy that thick chick up there. Must be nice to turn down potential yambs because they live too close to you

 

[keel252]

Yeah I like slim skinny chicks so I can toss them around and make em walk funny but I would put a hurting in her and go beast mode on that just because. I see what your saying about her staying up the street from you so I would just go to her spot to handle biz and if she want to come over to your spot you drive and make her give you some all the way there so she won't recognize the street names . I smashed a couple of women in my complex before I even got the property owner and things went sour one time lets just say I had to go to 4 diffrent car detailers to find out that chick left some summers eve and my windshield

See that's the nonsense I'm talking bout, I don't wanna do anything out the way for her. Just show up smash and dip. Maybe a drink or two. Plus she's showed a couple signs of her maybe acting a fool. I'm gonna pass gonna have to be a crazy situation like smashing in the parking lot after the club or something. Plus I came up on something pretty decent last night, something I can keep on the roster bc she lives back in my hometown. She'll be something I can chill with when I go back there.

 

[rrlegend]

See that's the nonsense I'm talking bout, I don't wanna do anything out the way for her. Just show up smash and dip. Maybe a drink or two. Plus she's showed a couple signs of her maybe acting a fool. I'm gonna pass gonna have to be a crazy situation like smashing in the parking lot after the club or something. Plus I came up on something pretty decent last night, something I can keep on the roster bc she lives back in my hometown. She'll be something I can chill with when I go back there.

Yeah if you know you got others on deck leave it be unless you just want to try her big self. She does look like if u hit it and quit it a string of bad luck is coming your way though unless she a straight freak and knows what time it is but something tells me she's in her mid 20's and wants a relationship and not be a dumpster

 

[keel252]

Yep mid 20's...this is def a no go

 

[ptrakarn23]

needed some new reading material so i'm back in this thread... much props to the older dudes chiming in on knowledge.

and I never really get at chicks at the gym because i'm so zoned/focused on my workout and don't like people bothering me during my workouts so I assume most yambs are the same way...

 

[surgev1]

I was about to have this girl come thru the spot & she literally word for word just said " I'm gonna warn you, I'm on my period so don't be getting your hopes up" Jesus.
How do y'all curve that lmao

 

[lamekilla]

I was about to have this girl come thru the spot & she literally word for word just said " I'm gonna warn you, I'm on my period so don't be getting your hopes up" Jesus.
How do y'all curve that lmao

Ask her what that mouf do

 

[fontaine]

I was about to have this girl come thru the spot & she literally word for word just said " I'm gonna warn you, I'm on my period so don't be getting your hopes up" Jesus.
How do y'all curve that lmao

play it off..

i always hit them with "cool... i wasnt planning on trying to get the yambs anyway... so everything turned out better than expected"

or "well how about you come over when you NOT on your period... that way when i dont try to have sex with you... you'll know i'm really just trying to kick it"

bong... most guys will hit them with the first line..

hit them w/ the second one if she's cool enough to take a joke...

 

[surgev1]

play it off..

i always hit them with "cool... i wasnt planning on trying to get the yambs anyway... so everything turned out better than expected"

or "well how about you come over when you NOT on your period... that way when i dont try to have sex with you... you'll know i'm really just trying to kick it"

bong... most guys will hit them with the first line..

hit them w/ the second one if she's cool enough to take a joke...

I saw the first Reply & went with it, she goes "you might find out " so now I'm wondering if I should use your second line or just proceed.

 

[fontaine]

I saw the first Reply & went with it, she goes "you might find out " so now I'm wondering if I should use your second line or just proceed.

do what you feel. advice stops here...

if we tell you what more to say, that's not helping you.

dont type it.. then re read it... then backspace and format...

type out what you're going to say... then press SEND...




been hitting all the yambs w/ this line i got from the fools wilding thread...

me: you ahve a twin sister?
her: no
me: then that lets me know you're the most beautiful girl in the world.

these chicks are eating this up b/c i dont really talk about their looks...

feels kind of nice being the good guy for a change.

 

[tmay407]

do what you feel. advice stops here...

if we tell you what more to say, that's not helping you.

dont type it.. then re read it... then backspace and format...

type out what you're going to say... then press SEND...

That's the absolute worst. I start to type something to a chick via text and I'm like "Nah, wait...", then never end up sending a slick response. Just go with what feels right, don't second guess it.

 

[mugen81]

This must be a generational thing...
I really don't have " texting" game and I admire dudes that have it...
I barely even text wifey, something about hearing a women's voice and the excitement they feel when you call them is such a turn on... I think sometimes a text comes through one way then actually saying what's on your mind...
80's babies like myself had to learn the art of conversation, now ****** get yambs simply off an emoji,lol
Times have changed, I ain't eem mad though