TAY: thread about yambs...

[fontaine]

"***** made dinner and bought me a bottle of moscato… I'm in love"




you wanna get yambs? Man apparently this is all it takes. One of my GOOD homegirls just sent this. Dude is about to get all the draws in the world over something as simply and insignificant as that. He prolly made spaghetti.

This is when you become a valuable member of tay..

Question... Wouldn't that come off as OD? Like she'll think "damb . this ***** doing WAY too much"

 

[tdogg2k]

This young girl at the grocery store, loves when I come in, she looks through the crowd smiles at me, talks to me

hahaha that young girl just dont know if i didnt know she was in highschool or under 20, i'd be all for it

damn lol I gotta focus, can't get in trouble.. t-minus 21 days til TAY goes international

 

[youngdoc]

"***** made dinner and bought me a bottle of moscato… I'm in love"




you wanna get yambs? Man apparently this is all it takes. One of my GOOD homegirls just sent this. Dude is about to get all the draws in the world over something as simply and insignificant as that. He prolly made spaghetti.

This is when you become a valuable member of tay..

Question... Wouldn't that come off as OD? Like she'll think "damb . this ***** doing WAY too much"

IMO if it's someone you're talking to/dating then that's not a big deal unless it was some wild 5 course meal

If it's just a random then definitely OD

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

that ***** mad mac n cheese, mashed potatoes, and some chicken… Granted she and I are in two diff. places in our lives and she done really dealt with some "ain't **** ******" so I get why a gesture like that means a lot to her. But c'mon, he didn't go way out his way.


bruhs, ALL THAT **** CAN BE STORE BOUGHT. ******* love ****** who cook, point blank. What you cook can be EXTREMELY simple; it's not like when women cook. If I came talking big game about "oh I cooked for you" and presented that meal ya'll would laugh my *** outta here I know ya'll stay inviting chicks over to "chill" anyway-- just have some damn food prepared and you'd be surprised how far it will go. It don't have to be no big production either, like don't say "oh yea c'mon over I'mma cook" Just have some **** ready. Play it off like "oh I was hungry and made myself something to eat, figured you want some too" blah blah blah.


And Moscato. ******* love Moscato. Especially if ya'll dealing with some ratchet P. You'll get in there quick wit' some tilapia and moscato.

 

[Coromanti]

that ***** mad mac n cheese, mashed potatoes, and some chicken…

Granted she and I are in two diff. places in our lives and she done really dealt with some "ain't **** ******" so I get why a gesture like that means a lot to her. But c'mon, he didn't go way out his way.


bruhs, ALL THAT **** CAN BE STORE BOUGHT. ******* love ****** who cook, point blank. What you cook can be EXTREMELY simple; it's not like when women cook. If I came talking big game about "oh I cooked for you" and presented that meal ya'll would laugh my *** outta here

I know ya'll stay inviting chicks over to "chill" anyway-- just have some damn food prepared and you'd be surprised how far it will go. It don't have to be no big production either, like don't say "oh yea c'mon over I'mma cook" Just have some **** ready. Play it off like "oh I was hungry and made myself something to eat, figured you want some too" blah blah blah.


And Moscato. ******* love Moscato. Especially if ya'll dealing with some ratchet P. You'll get in there quick wit' some tilapia and moscato.

ay...don't knock the tilapia.....second favorite fish of all time.

will keep in mind for the ratchets.

 

[jay are]

^^^ thats true ratchet bit*** love moscato. Me personally i don't, but I notice how often chicks order it with there meals. I need to keep a bottle on deck.

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Moscato been around forever...only reason why ratchets know about it is because the "No Hands" song [/COLOR]

 

[Coromanti]

Moscato been around forever...only reason why ratchets know about it is because the "No Hands" song

basically...

we gotta tell rappers to stop talking about all the good snacks....cuz then all the ratchets gonna want the good snacks

 

[fontaine]

Will cook and cop the moscato...

This might have to wait till after new years doe...

I will definitely try this, though...

 

[suberzat1]

 
ay...don't knock the tilapia.....second favorite fish of all time.

will keep in mind for the ratchets.

I'm going to need to ship you some frozen fish from whatever I catch next time I go fishing if TILAPIA is your second favorite of all time dude.

 

[Coromanti]

 

 
ay...don't knock the tilapia.....second favorite fish of all time.

will keep in mind for the ratchets.

I'm going to need to ship you some frozen fish from whatever I catch next time I go fishing if TILAPIA is your second favorite of all time dude.

fried tilapia maaaaaaan...the way we jamaicans do it...y'all not ready.

escovitch is #1 tho

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Chicken and Shrimp Alfredo with bow tie pasta is another meal chicks love to be made for them. But I only cook for the special ones...E-Dub is not one to give Pearls to Pigs.

I'm gonna kindly ask y'all dudes to stop raising the bar for these ratchets Now I'm starting to see why they are getting so demanding...cause dudes out there giving them wife treatment just to get the Yambs that they could have gotten anyway with a trip to Sonic... I call that ratchet inflation [/COLOR]

 

[suberzat1]

 
fried tilapia maaaaaaan...the way we jamaicans do it...y'all not ready.

escovitch is #1 tho

Guess I'm not ready then

 

[Coromanti]

Chicken and Shrimp Alfredo with bow tie pasta is another meal chicks love to be made for them. But I only cook for the special ones...E-Dub is not one to give Pearls to Pigs.

I'm gonna kindly ask y'all dudes to stop raising the bar for these ratchets

Now I'm starting to see why they are getting so demanding...cause dudes out there giving them wife treatment just to get the Yambs that they could have gotten anyway with a trip to Sonic... I call that ratchet inflation

hahah of course. I don't cook for just anyone.

 

[アミーゴ]

Doc- Yeah man she was a mess. Losing everything and her friends. She was down for the squad though

And why yall think I was Christian Grey for Halloween?? TOOOOOOOOOO EASY.

 

[tdogg2k]

basically...
we gotta tell rappers to stop talking about all the good snacks....cuz then all the ratchets gonna want the good snacks

lmao. you can buy moscato for like 5 bucks at walmart.
as long as your ratchets don't shop there for it no harm no foul..

[COLOR=#red]Chicken and Shrimp Alfredo with bow tie pasta is another meal chicks love to be made for them. But I only cook for the special ones...E-Dub is not one to give Pearls to Pigs.

I'm gonna kindly ask y'all dudes to stop raising the bar for these ratchets Now I'm starting to see why they are getting so demanding...cause dudes out there giving them wife treatment just to get the Yambs that they could have gotten anyway with a trip to Sonic... I call that ratchet inflation [/COLOR]

Never in my life have I seen that analogy. Installing in my vocabulary one liners.

 

[アミーゴ]

Yeah man I ain't cooking for none of these girls.

If u can't get it without it, IDK what to tell ya'll

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[Coromanti]

 

basically...
we gotta tell rappers to stop talking about all the good snacks....cuz then all the ratchets gonna want the good snacks

lmao. you can buy moscato for like 5 bucks at walmart.
as long as your ratchets don't shop there for it no harm no foul..
 

Chicken and Shrimp Alfredo with bow tie pasta is another meal chicks love to be made for them. But I only cook for the special ones...E-Dub is not one to give Pearls to Pigs.

I'm gonna kindly ask y'all dudes to stop raising the bar for these ratchets

Now I'm starting to see why they are getting so demanding...cause dudes out there giving them wife treatment just to get the Yambs that they could have gotten anyway with a trip to Sonic... I call that ratchet inflation

Never in my life have I seen that analogy. Installing in my vocabulary one liners.

It's from the expression "pearls before swine." Its modern meaning is that the person you're giving something to doesn't appreciate or understand the value of what is being given. The extended meaning is that not only will they not understand the gift but try to destroy it as well but this second part is rarely implied these days.

 

[keel252]

[COLOR=#red]I forgot to mention my dudes...shorty tubes are TIED...after only one child who is about to start college in the fall. So while I took a temporary L, once I do start smashing I can bust nuts indiscriminately with no fear of Seeds!! Come to think of it I'm not eem gonna complain about today...perhaps she was just on the rag.[/COLOR]

You not scared of that thing starting to smell once you start dumping in that box on a consistence bases?

Idk if I'm turning into a square but dumping into box is messy but damn it feels so good.


I pulled the same cooking trick for my franchise player and lords she's been jumping through hoops and loops for a dude without any resistance. Now she cooks every night without any questions asked. Do you know how much money that saves a man living on his own. Damn.

 

[tdogg2k]

It's from the expression "pearls before swine." Its modern meaning is that the person you're giving something to doesn't appreciate or understand the value of what is being given. The extended meaning is that not only will they not understand the gift but try to destroy it as well but this second part is rarely implied these days.

ahhh got you thanks.


I don't mind cooking for women, not to get the P, but just in general.
I'm a very specific/healthy eater so I don't trust many people to cook meals for me. can't have a lot just slopped together Mo butter mo better..


One thing any and everyone can cook is Spaghetti, women LOOOOOOOOVE spaghetti or a pasta..

a little wine and you're in there

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Don Adi is spot on with the true phrase and true meaning of Pearls to Pigs.

Keel you right bro...to much nuttin makes the hole rank. But imma have my share of cream pies for sure.[/COLOR]

 

[humblemelord]

Chicken and Shrimp Alfredo with bow tie pasta is another meal chicks love to be made for them. But I only cook for the special ones...E-Dub is not one to give Pearls to Pigs.

I'm gonna kindly ask y'all dudes to stop raising the bar for these ratchets

Now I'm starting to see why they are getting so demanding...cause dudes out there giving them wife treatment just to get the Yambs that they could have gotten anyway with a trip to Sonic... I call that ratchet inflation

I WAS GUILTY OF THIS SOPHOMORE YEAR IN COLLEGE TILL I PEEPED GAME.

. I FEEL FEMALES HAVE BECOME SMART AND HIDE THERE RATCHET-NESS SO ****** CANT TELL.  BUT I HIT THEM WITH THE RATCHET TEST.

1.) IF SHE CAN TWERK BETTER THEN SHE CAN READ.

2.) HAS NEVER HEARD OF CHILDISH GAMBINO

3.) PUTS HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING

3.)DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE CURRENT GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA IS

 

[meek meals]

 

Chicken and Shrimp Alfredo with bow tie pasta is another meal chicks love to be made for them. But I only cook for the special ones...E-Dub is not one to give Pearls to Pigs.

I'm gonna kindly ask y'all dudes to stop raising the bar for these ratchets

Now I'm starting to see why they are getting so demanding...cause dudes out there giving them wife treatment just to get the Yambs that they could have gotten anyway with a trip to Sonic... I call that ratchet inflation

I WAS GUILTY OF THIS SOPHOMORE YEAR IN COLLEGE TILL I PEEPED GAME.

. I FEEL FEMALES HAVE BECOME SMART AND HIDE THERE RATCHET-NESS SO ****** CANT TELL.  BUT I HIT THEM WITH THE RATCHET TEST.

1.) IF SHE CAN TWERK BETTER THEN SHE CAN READ.

2.) HAS NEVER HEARD OF CHILDISH GAMBINO

3.) PUTS HOT SAUCE ON EVERYTHING

3.)DOESN'T KNOW WHO THE CURRENT GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA IS

Lol at 2 and 4

I been sleeping on this thread

 

[niquefreak94]

2.) HAS NEVER HEARD OF CHILDISH GAMBINO

y'all dudes gotta get off the internet