TAY: thread about yambs...

[Velle47]

Fam have y'all ever tried to force a relationship to work and y'all just wasn't feeling it anymore? I'm 20 and been with her since I was 15. I don't know we used to argue a lot and I guess that's why I don't feel the relationship no more

 

[niquefreak94]

Lol no
but that to left song got her thinking about marriage and forever, we were 21.
which thus gave her that confidence to start giving ultimatums.
Idk about anyone else but I hate those.

that has 5% to do w/ Beyonce and 95% to do w/ your girl.

if she's that influenced by Beyonce then Beyonce is doing

her job and ol' girl is an idiot.

 

[mr marcus]

Chicks think Beyonce is their homegirl. I can't stand how much of an influence homegirls are in women's life, it's always the one with the most L's, and that constantly still takes L's that's the most vocal.

these women really accept beyonce as their lord and savior 

 

[Mark Antony]

Occasionally oral sex but not even often.

Crazy

Yeah this is just so crazy to me. All of my long and meaningful relationships started with amazing sex. I think that it's really important to have good sexual chemistry in a relationship. But that's just me, everyone is different.

Same here.

Hell some started after smashing the first night

Early intimacy is really the best way to keep her around through your bull ****. She be wanting to leave, but the D keeps her around long enough for it to smooth over. I'm sure there's great ones out there that won't stray without it, but you'd be hard pressed to find one. You're waiting till marriage while her coworker slides one in, he's gonna have more of a bond with her than you.

 

[currensy]

Shoutout to @FORTHELOVE for asking that question, I am in a similar situation, but I don't think I'ma smash at all. It's all good though. :\

 

[mugen81]

Yo wifey just showed me the Beyonce lyrics, she done messed around and about have chicks out here catching triple doubles,lol

"Driver roll up the partition please
Driver roll up the partition please
I don’t need you seeing ‘yonce on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain’t even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yea he want to f***
He popped all my buttons, he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinski all on my gown"
- Partition

 

[tekthemaestro]

Yo wifey just showed me the Beyonce lyrics, she done messed around and about have chicks out here catching triple doubles,lol

"Driver roll up the partition please
Driver roll up the partition please
I don’t need you seeing ‘yonce on her knees
Took 45 minutes to get all dressed up
We ain’t even gonna make it to this club
Now my mascara running, red lipstick smudged
Oh he so horny, yea he want to f***
He popped all my buttons, he ripped my blouse
He Monica Lewinski all on my gown"
- Partition

beyonce out here talkin nasty like THAT? seeing yonce on her knees? monica lewinski all on my gown? O_O THIS N***A JAY BE WINNINNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

[Mark Antony]

Whoa boy we bout to get our ***** sucked all over town.

 

[keel252]

do your thing B.

 

[dj236]

This is a legitimate breakthrough for mankind

 

[rocman23]

spanish joint chiefing up as I type, may be some of the best yambs I ever had. yall boys be easy tonight, prosper broskis prosper

 

[keel252]

This is a legitimate breakthrough for mankind

You know how new women are gonna take it on the chin willingly and aggressively now.

 

[36 ounces]

Whats the consensus on takin down lesbians?

 

[sharpshooter718]

Whats the consensus on takin down lesbians?

It can be done... sometimes you have to be friendzoned in order to get the Lezzy yambs.... they only mess with dudes they cool with... trust me

 

[youngdoc]

Whats the consensus on takin down lesbians?

It can be done... sometimes you have to be friendzoned in order to get the Lezzy yambs.... they only mess with dudes they cool with... trust me

I always think of She Hate Me when I hear this

 

[k3stacks]

It can be done... sometimes you have to be friendzoned in order to get the Lezzy yambs.... they only mess with dudes they cool with... trust me

Go on because I am in this predicament myself

 

[36 ounces]

It can be done... sometimes you have to be friendzoned in order to get the Lezzy yambs.... they only mess with dudes they cool with... trust me

Ok, cause I went to this new barbershop today and I seen one that was cuttin hair with a nice lil phatty, she was givin me the eye too...I wanted to know if I would be able to capitalize.

 

[coolgraymemo]

This blows my mind. Do they abstain from all forms of sex or just vaginal intercourse?

Saving the V for the right one.

Giving the A to every one.

 

[tdogg2k]

went to my home girls holiday party, she works for a huge firm, there were about 1000 people there
They rented out a whole resort.. Open BARS (EMPHASIS ON THE "S" ) every corner of the resort had full bars
Free catered food. had Asian food section. Itailan food section... finger foods. section
Free Cigar Bar where they roll it for you right there.
little Casino you play with there money.
When I come back to America I have to find a huge corporate job

The Yambs were flowing..
Love when women get all Prom pretty for these events


Spoke to Asians, Whites, but the one who stole me was this black chick who I swear looked just like Skylar diggins and she was cool with my homegirl
I was pulling out all the stops, but she was with her cousin and her cousin didn't work for the company so she had that angry I dont wantto be here face the whole time.. blocking.. she grabbed her away.
arghhhhh

Ima have to call for an assist from the homegirl. Which I generally hate to do.

 

[アミーゴ]

That's 5 in the last week or so...

This one's favorite thing to do is get on her knees. She loves it more than anything. Might need to keep her around. Thanks, B.

 

[fontaine]

Praise #yoncegod for those lyrics

 

[youngdoc]

That's 5 in the last week or so...

This one's favorite thing to do is get on her knees. She loves it more than anything. Might need to keep her around. Thanks, B.

5 new ones?

"He's on fire"

 

[アミーゴ]

5 that I have never touched in my life. Since last Tuesday.

 

[Mark Antony]

I don't even want that, seems like some definite pua stuff. OD.

 

[youngdoc]

5 that I have never touched in my life. Since last Tuesday.

You really counting the strung out coke head with daddy issues? I kid I kid