TAY: thread about yambs...

[kareem the dream]

what do you guys think about smashing girls that have boyfriends

If she can keep the secret, so can I.. *shrugs*

Ive done this twice, however, u must be super careful. Im at this dying house party, people sittin around drunk/slumped. Girls wanna play truth or dare.
The girl I smanged and her boyfriend are both there. And this girl is DONE! Im just on the side wit my boys smokin watchin the game.

She chooses truth and has to answer the convenient question "have you ever cheated?" with her big aas football player bf on the other side of the room. Im high panicking like ffuuuu! She says no but proceeds to get up walk in my direction towards the bathroom. The way the place was set up we were kinda behind a wall. She stops walks btween my legs as im sitting and says quite audibly.. "But what about when we.." (referring to the occasion she drove to my school and stayed the weeknd) I cut her off and brought her outside, PLEADING with her drunk aas that she could not say anything about it. smh

Needless to say I dipped outa there early

 

[cj863]

Aye quick question am i the only dude who has never bust while getting head? Females have always gotten me close but i never seem to reach the plateau

You're not alone fam. This girl gave me some head that give me an out of body experience, I swear I was levitating, looking down on my body. and I still couldn't bust. I've always wanted to do some porn type shot on a girls face but it never happens.

it be like that sometimes fam. i've had some spectacular top but i've never bust while getting it smh

 

[00david00]

what do you guys think about smashing girls that have boyfriends

Boyfriend is slacking if I can smash.

That said, I won't go after a chick if I know she has a man, but if she's throwin herself at me, and its not the homies girl, idgaf.

 

[jesusshuttlesworth34]

You're a virgin? I thought you'd be smashing all the broads with your Gucci flip flops? "Gucci doesn't even go on sale!"
Truer words have never been spoken.
It's weird though because I have a friend who went to a diff college then me who I met studying abroad, and he was cool AF. Was even my roomate at one point. We chilled like eevry day when we were abroad together. He ended up wifing up the hottest girl on our study abroad trip. Like chick was gorgeous. Puetro rican chick that didn't even wear make up was just mad cute and body was flawless. I always had a thing for her but was too shy then to say it. I ended up getting a local girlfriend who was even hotter than her anyway so it was all good. The 4 of us would chill together sometimes so we were all friends.
Next semester saw the chick at a bar back at college. She was still dating my friend but colleges were like 45 minutes away. She was being mad flirtatious with me and gave me her number and told me to call her when I left the bar then gave me a kiss. Met up with her and she gave up the yambs to me that night. She was a freak. Licking all over my body. She even let me hit it raw after some convincing.
This happened two other times (once in my car) and I'm still friends with dude. He was actually the one I was playing Borderlands with the other night. We promised never to tell him and haven't. Feelsbatman sometimes but

Smashing girls with boyfriends is fine with me, but not wifing them up. Never ask if a girl has a boyfriend, if she does and cares about him.....she will let you know.

Smashing a girl whose boyfriend is your homey? That is a no go man.....loyalty all day. Friends don't have loyalty these days.......


I would man up Jumpmankb and tell that dude, that is grimey having dude over and he probably looks stupid as hell or maybe he doesn't even care. Not sure of all the details from what you posted.

 

[tr1ll]

off topic..This..

..is dope as hell.

 

[champcruthik]

ok then...
well... sounds like its a problem waiting to happen...
if you're under 18, get the yambs of whoover comes your way
21? you gotta start making smarter decisions about who you lay up with... you dont want the unnecessary drama....

Ricky: That's exactly the way I played it, brotha. Being plus-21 (24), I truly don't have time or energy for added drama. There's already enough workplace conflict in every professional setting regardless of how level-headed and mellow your co-workers and clients are.

 

[maliz]

man i need some new yambs. ive been with this girl for 2 years now. her yambs is good but im tryna find some more. thank god for college. got 2 potentials on deck

what do you guys think about smashing girls that have boyfriends

I got a girl and have smash girls with BFs. Its easier because you both would know the situation and deal. There are no explanations and caught feelings.

and yes, #datcollegelife



@ jumpmankb: you got two violations, One: smashing your boy's girl (Foul) and Two: smashing raw when you don't know her like that. **** is dangerous.

 

[tunechilii]

The oldest "yambs" I got was 28, I was 17 then, but I got lucky with that one. Any tips on how to get older women?

 

[b20 eg8]

The oldest "yambs" I got was 28, I was 17 then, but I got lucky with that one. Any tips on how to get older women?

I'm guessin your talking like 40+ year olds that take care of themselves so they look like they 30???

They're the easiest.. No lie you just have to let them know that you wanna give them the D. You don't need none of that flirty ****.. No dates.... You basically have to be able to make them laugh... Have a nice smile... And let them know you wanna lay the pipe.

 

[jayhood23]

The oldest "yambs" I got was 28, I was 17 then, but I got lucky with that one. Any tips on how to get older women?

I'm guessin your talking like 40+ year olds that take care of themselves so they look like they 30???

They're the easiest.. No lie you just have to let them know that you wanna give them the D. You don't need none of that flirty ****.. No dates.... You basically have to be able to make them laugh... Have a nice smile... And let them know you wanna lay the pipe.

He's right, these older women have already lived their lives ie marriage, children, careers, etc so they know you aren't trying to wife and make it long term. You just have to be RESPECTFUL. They want to be treated nicely and all you have to do is be kind to them. They want to have a little fun themselves.

The most important thing when dealing with an older woman is to MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THERE ISNT AN AGE DIFFERENCE. Talk to these women the same way you would talk to a woman the same age as you and the yambs are yours.

 

[nawghtyhare]

The oldest "yambs" I got was 28, I was 17 then, but I got lucky with that one. Any tips on how to get older women?

I'm guessin your talking like 40+ year olds that take care of themselves so they look like they 30???

They're the easiest.. No lie you just have to let them know that you wanna give them the D. You don't need none of that flirty ****.. No dates.... You basically have to be able to make them laugh... Have a nice smile... And let them know you wanna lay the pipe.

He's right, these older women have already lived their lives ie marriage, children, careers, etc so they know you aren't trying to wife and make it long term. You just have to be RESPECTFUL. They want to be treated nicely and all you have to do is be kind to them. They want to have a little fun themselves.

The most important thing when dealing with an older woman is to MAKE THEM FEEL LIKE THERE ISNT AN AGE DIFFERENCE. Talk to these women the same way you would talk to a woman the same age as you and the yambs are yours.

and actually have a mature convo. still joke and stuff but show u can actually have a meaningful convo and ur in.

 

[41239]

homie, is anyone tryin to cuff?

 

[retro23j]

homie, is anyone tryin to cuff?

\( '_' ) right chere bruh

 

[41239]

homie, is anyone tryin to cuff?

\( '_' ) right chere bruh

homie, i think im more of a relationship kinda guy, i want to have relationships with girls, i dont like bein single and smashin

i think im a polygamist

 

[41239]

homie, is anyone tryin to cuff?

\( '_' ) right chere bruh

I get velveeta, chain antartica
I don't wanna keep ya girl, just wanna borrow her

homie, you better be in the league or be major, you foolin yaself if you think im just out here cuffin

im not choosin, they are

 

[stay strong]

I feel that most women got us men played about getting yambs I know a lot of them want to be in a relationship so they can have all the benefits we give them (free food , getting gifts , money ) and most of them know all us as men get in return is used up yambs because let's face it these women got some miles on them

 

[Master Zik]

 

[jayhood23]

So I did some trial and error with a a couple of chicks that wanted relationships. I told them that I had been in back to back to back to back relationships and just wanted to do my own thing. Not necessarily stick my rod in any and everything but just have time to myself without the ties of a relationship. Both chicks wanted relationships so after being upfront with them they told me they respected my honesty and continued to talk to me as just their "friend". Over a couple of days of texting I would bring up cuddling and that they should let me without having sex.

Well NT we all know what happens when women just "cuddle", yambs are inevitable, so I use that as my way in. Just tell a chick that you want to cuddle without sex (with the intent of sex) and that will peek their interest. The rest is nature taking its course.

Women are lonely and dependent creatures by nature and when we as men offer them any form of companionship they are like putty in our hands. Just be smooth and don't come off too desperate. Make it known that you have options but don't be cocky about it to the point to where they lose interest.

 

[young thundercat]

I feel that most women got us men played about getting yambs I know a lot of them want to be in a relationship so they can have all the benefits we give them (free food , getting gifts , money ) and most of them know all us as men get in return is used up yambs because let's face it these women got some miles on them

:x idk what kinda females you been messing with that got you thinking with that mentality...you must have taken alot of L's in your past.

if the only reason you see females dating you bc of free food, gifts and money...you must be coming off as a simp. suspose to be 50/50 playboy.

 

[jjs]

Strong post

 

[41239]

I feel that most women got us men played about getting yambs I know a lot of them want to be in a relationship so they can have all the benefits we give them (free food , getting gifts , money ) and most of them know all us as men get in return is used up yambs because let's face it these women got some miles on them

:x idk what kinda females you been messing with that got you thinking with that mentality...you must have taken alot of L's in your past.

if the only reason you see females dating you bc of free food, gifts and money...you must be coming off as a simp. suspose to be 50/50 playboy.

yea thats how all of my relationships have been homie

you doin it all wrong @staystrong

 

[retro23j]

homie, i think im more of a relationship kinda guy, i want to have relationships with girls, i dont like bein single and smashin
i think im a polygamist

I just prefer someone I enjoy being around and consistency now, and not just with the yambs.

 

[champcruthik]

All men should live by this rule in relation to women. If she's attractive to you and you like her in any way, talk to her. There's no perfect situation, only in movies. Don't wait, don't hesitate. Don't be afraid. It can be small talk. Not every pick-up is going to be Casanova smooth. Matter of fact, some girls prefer real conversation and not a form of seduction Lothario or Don Juan would use. If she likes you back, it will lead somewhere. If not, you don't waste your time pondering, wondering what if, and wrongly thinking she's attracted to you. Nothing to lose, fellas.

 

[csmith08]

^^ True.

 

[216301baller]

I saw ol girl today.. she acted like nothin ever happened she likes me I know it..she can't even look at me without smiling