TAY: thread about yambs...

[nawghtyhare]

Should i get these milf yambs? She's native american with a big rack and wants me to take the p................but i have girl who i habe been with for 5 years.............i just wanna try the yambs once with no strings attached.

 

[weekz]

Should i get these milf yambs? She's native american with a big rack and wants me to take the p................but i have girl who i habe been with for 5 years.............i just wanna try the yambs once with no strings attached.

I'm not a cheatin kind of dude so I wouldn't do it. But if you think you can do it with zero repercussions and still maintain a clean conscious then by all means. It all boils down to whether you feel guilty about and if you do, how hard you can fight that guilt.

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

Should i get these milf yambs? She's native american with a big rack and wants me to take the p................but i have girl who i habe been with for 5 years.............i just wanna try the yambs once with no strings attached.

YOLO

Don't get caught tho.

 

[ricky409]

OP is Bill Bellamy.

I got ten felonies...

#swag

 

[mahnametahrone]

yes she can do what she wants but its just a respect thing..

you want to talk about respect? The girl likes you but you treat her as if she's trash.

 

[88th]

you want to talk about respect? The girl likes you but you treat her as if she's trash.

Pretty much this.

 

[Mark Antony]

5 yrs though b? i'm passing unless the relationship is fading.

 

[foampositemd90]

Forreal tho...

I wanna get into some more slighty chunky yambs.  Not no obese sized joints, just a couple cheesburgers past thick.

Had some a few times before and they were wettest yambs ever...

 

[mahnametahrone]

just a couple cheesburgers past thick.

 nah man

 

[fantastic4our]

Forreal tho...

I wanna get into some more slighty chunky yambs.  Not no obese sized joints, just a couple cheesburgers past thick.

Had some a few times before and they were wettest yambs ever...

Yo the best yambs to secure is the chunky jawns with a cute face that just started going to gym/eating right. When they shed that few pounds and looking cold, they still nice and humble like they were as a biggun. And loyal. Trust me on this one fambinos.

 

[ricky409]

i'm hitting the grocery store every damb day this week...

partly cuz i'm broke... but also cuz i wanna pull a new yamb...

i know we've went over this before... but please rehash some of yall grocery store tips and stories...

reps will be given accordingly.

 

[mahnametahrone]

i'm hitting the grocery store every damb day this week...

partly cuz i'm broke... but also cuz i wanna pull a new yamb...

i know we've went over this before... but please rehash some of yall grocery store tips and stories...

reps will be given accordingly.

always go to the produce section and liquor aisle

 

[maliz]

Forreal tho...

I wanna get into some more slighty chunky yambs.  Not no obese sized joints, just a couple cheesburgers past thick.

Had some a few times before and they were wettest yambs ever...

Yo the best yambs to secure is the chunky jawns with a cute face that just started going to gym/eating right. When they shed that few pounds and looking cold, they still nice and humble like they were as a biggun. And loyal. Trust me on this one fambinos.

Met a joint under this category while I still had the upper hand on ol girl, her head blow up like crazy when that Facebook thirst wave hit and her getting constantly hit on in public. Yambs was nice tho, there must be a ratio between thickness to yamb precipitation. Those chick typically give nice top too...

 

[guccjermaine]

i'm hitting the grocery store every damb day this week...

partly cuz i'm broke... but also cuz i wanna pull a new yamb...

i know we've went over this before... but please rehash some of yall grocery store tips and stories...

reps will be given accordingly.

As her were she found whatever it is that's in her basket; If she's into you ask for the digits.

 

[ballinsam23]

1. Make believe you're cooking something for the first time and ask her what ingredient she thinks will taste better
2. Ask her if she would like to join you
3. Actually cook something
4. ????
5. Profit

 

[moe szyslak]

[color= rgb(255, 255, 255)]1. Make believe you are going to cook a pie[/color]

2. Tell her you have the creme

3. Ask her if she would like to join you

4. ????

5. Impregnate

 

[Y4BBZY]

1) Go 11-3 for the unemployed/still in school chicks or after 5pm for the employed females
2) Locate a girl
3) Make eye contact and throw her a smile
4) Walk to her and stand right next to her
5) Peep the cart/basket and ask where she got that item
6) Proceed with a 1-2 minute convo or less about the item
7) Say "I have to be honest with you. I am not really interested in X. I thought you were cute and I had to meet you. My name is Ricky409 aka NT's yamb aficionado"
8. Proceed to chit chat
9) Get her #
10) Take pics and post to NT for proof and to make sure she is NT thick, nom sayin"

If that doesn't work, use the tips on this video

EDIT = timeframe

 

[moe szyslak]

don't hit up the grocery store after 5. you're better of going from 11-3 cuz those are O's who are either in school or unemployed and will thus have more free time to smash. hit up bars after 5 for chicks who are stressed from work and just wanna get it in.

 

[dman14]

don't hit up the grocery store after 5. you're better of going from 11-3 cuz those are O's who are either in school or unemployed and will thus have more free time to smash. hit up bars after 5 for chicks who are stressed from work and just wanna get it in.

this man knows. they also love to browse around and shop. also, i noticed they go to the gym or do yoga in the afternoons, might have to use that groupon deal and sign up for a class or two.

 

[doitallpaul]

went on a date with this girl a little over a week ago, Sunday and this past Thursday, also ran into her Friday night at a bar. We made out all 3 nights. Last night I asked her if she wanted to do something this Thursday of Friday and she said she had a dinner date with some camp friends and to definitely stay in touch about Friday. Did I get the cold shoulder because she could have said okay let's do something Friday? Anyway I was planning on not texting her today and Tuesday and just gonna follow up on Wednesday to see what the deal would be for Friday? Any suggestions. Usually good with this stuff but, I've had a good time with this girl and don't want other opinions.

Cheers.

 

[joepac12]

went on a date with this girl a little over a week ago, Sunday and this past Thursday, also ran into her Friday night at a bar. We made out all 3 nights. Last night I asked her if she wanted to do something this Thursday of Friday and she said she had a dinner date with some camp friends and to definitely stay in touch about Friday. Did I get the cold shoulder because she could have said okay let's do something Friday? Anyway I was planning on not texting her today and Tuesday and just gonna follow up on Wednesday to see what the deal would be for Friday? Any suggestions. Usually good with this stuff but, I've had a good time with this girl and don't want other opinions.


Cheers.

She might just be busy and doesn't want to commit when prior plans have been made...play it by ear. If she wants to see you she will say something. dont thnk too hard man into the situation. Thinks will work out my friend

 

[doitallpaul]

She might just be busy and doesn't want to commit when prior plans have been made...play it by ear. If she wants to see you she will say something. dont thnk too hard man into the situation. Thinks will work out my friend

#TeamOCD lol, I get caught up in these things, thanks.

 

[tmso]

Scope the cashiers OP. They're the easiest to get.

Also those chicks that kinda follow you around the store.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

don't hit up the grocery store after 5. you're better of going from 11-3 cuz those are O's who are either in school or unemployed and will thus have more free time to smash. hit up bars after 5 for chicks who are stressed from work and just wanna get it in.

burh repped for the sheer hilariousness of it all.



Man it's always been my dream to find a cold *** dude in Sprouts or a reg grocery store but just a basket full of healthy stuff

Unfortunately, the only people that hit on me at the grocery store are usually the people that work there. #FAIL.

 

[moe szyslak]

burh repped for the sheer hilariousness of it all.



Man it's always been my dream to find a cold *** dude in Sprouts or a reg grocery store but just a basket full of healthy stuff

Unfortunately, the only people that hit on me at the grocery store are usually the people that work there. #FAIL.

lol, how is hilarious? I wasn't trying to be funny. 

Give us from your female perspective how you would like to be approached by a male in the grocery store setting?

You co-sign the whole where'd you find [insert item} spiel? How about im trying to make [insert dish] whats ingredients?