TAY: thread about yambs...

[アミーゴ]

I think after she did the line I would've done the Homer Simpson bushes gif and left it at that.

Did the best I could. Probably the hottest girl I have hooked up with...Proud of myself for not letting that get in my head.

 

[decemberlove]

So how did everything go

class isnt till tomorrow

Tues/Thurs class

 

[youngdoc]

I think after she did the line I would've done the Homer Simpson bushes gif and left it at that.

Did the best I could. Probably the hottest girl I have hooked up with...Proud of myself for not letting that get in my head.

She sounds dumb regardless of her drug use.

You can throw me an alley though

 

[アミーゴ]

She sounds dumb regardless of her drug use.

You can throw me an alley though

Just got into John Hopkins for Med school lol. She just wants to live while she's young I guess

 

[shorty doo wop]

Anybody got any wisdom on a shy chick?

Most shy chicks end up being the nastiest chicks I've ever dealt with...matter of fact this one supposedly shy chick tossed my salad on some **** like asking if I ever been sucked from the back, and then she did it but pulled that one me.

Crazy chick..but shy as hell in public.

Sheeeeeeeit I'm going to shorty's crib tomorrow before she goes to class about a 2 hour window


Am I getting da bunz?

 

[youngdoc]

She sounds dumb regardless of her drug use.

You can throw me an alley though

Just got into John Hopkins for Med school lol. She just wants to live while she's young I guess

Professional students/workers go as hard as anyone, people blame the stress and the lack of sleep.

Drug use isn't that common but it's not rare either in law/medicine/business.

I don't judge though

 

[アミーゴ]

Professional students/workers go as hard as anyone, people blame the stress and the lack of sleep.

Drug use isn't that common but it's not rare either in law/medicine/business.

I don't judge though

Thought u would appreciate that lol. I have found it the most in law students now that I think about it.

 

[youngheadjenks5]

Just got my hands on some pewter foams I'm going to bust them in Friday... The yambz will be in my hand *birdman handrub*

 

[forgot about jae]

She probably hit up your GM friend for some coke and did cockaine all night long

 

[ricky409]

can i get a rep for those that like them thick, dark skinned ratchets?

my weakness...

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

holla'd at girlie after chillin on the sideline for a minute...

i would always talk to her... but she had a dude...

went back to my old college town and seen her... was like "you still w/ ol' buddy?"

her: no
me: good... now i can get your number respectfully..

i lubbem..

 

[Velle47]

can i get a rep for those that like them thick, dark skinned ratchets?

my weakness...

holla'd at girlie after chillin on the sideline for a minute...

i would always talk to her... but she had a dude...

went back to my old college town and seen her... was like "you still w/ ol' buddy?"

her: no
me: good... now i can get your number respectfully..

i lubbem..

I prefer lightskin ratchets...but I love dark-skinned,light skinned,asian, and white women.

 

[miketysonthekiller]

Have any of you been a bit intimidated by women who are very proper and seem kinda serious? I started talking to this girl from one of my classes with massive mellons, but she kinda intimidated me... She's too proper man, got me stuttering and stuff. I didn't even know what to say lol. I plan on redeeming myself tomorrow and going in for the kill. Just thought it was weird after we departed. I'm not too social to begin with, so maybe that played a part onto it? eh

 

[アミーゴ]

She probably hit up your GM friend for some coke and did cockaine all night long

He's the one who wanted to bounce haha. I already smashed it.

 

[prez t]

It ain't as bad as it sounds. At this point nobody knows we even talk to each other aside from 9 MAYBE 10 people? We have feelings for each other and, we were supposed to be exclusive, but she messed around with her ex. Basically I'm just handling mine like she did hers.
For some reason I feel like I'm gonna end up getting caught doing this. There's no latina population at my school and the asians are mostly born nd raised in asia and only here for school. Only thing left are my black beauties and white girls. I've almost got caught dipping into the same group of friends already, and I've only ever smashed 1 white girl.

Not to mention, I've got no game... Too risky... Guess I'm down.

you can always spit at chicks off your campus , at the super market , mall , movies , restuarant , mcdonalds , wherever

thats one of the great things about being a guy . we can spit at and gain new prospects wherever

 

[Meangene45]

Anybody got any wisdom on a shy chick?

Yeah I need the wisdom on this also. How do you make them open up?

 

[youngheadjenks5]

Not leaving campus until I get a number today will post results later...

 

[theabove]

Yeah I need the wisdom on this also. How do you make them open up?

Depending on how you know said shy chick, what's worked for me for her to open up is remembering the small things over time or picking out that staple item she's known for, then hit on her about it in a one-on-one situation.

My shy girl ended up coming up to me saying we need to talk more during the week. So I'm in the balance right now of keeping distance to let her stay curious.

 

[htxmade]

Just got this chick number in class to study later on this week, what should i send in 1st message?

 

[thadocta]

Just got this chick number in class to study, later this week, what should i send in 1st message?

a picture of you in a zebra thong

or cheetah whicever u look better in

 

[ricky409]

Just got this chick number in class to study, later this week, what should i send in 1st message?

this is priviledged (sp?) information...

only open the spoiler at your own risk... cuz this game is by far the most lethal..

are you ready brah?.

lets say her name is... yambisha

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

htxmade: yambisha...?
her: yes.
htxmade: what's up.

..



instayambs...

 

[Mark Antony]

Just got this chick number in class to study, later this week, what should i send in 1st message?

this is priviledged (sp?) information...

only open the spoiler at your own risk... cuz this game is by far the most lethal..

are you ready brah?.

lets say her name is... yambisha

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

htxmade: yambisha...?
her: yes.
htxmade: what's up.

..



instayambs...

Too complicated.

 

[youngheadjenks5]

Results:

I shot 2/4 from the field today, which isn't bad for a person that doesn't speak and is new around campus.

1st Convo:

(Begins with me talking to one of my boys about shoes, and I see this bad red female nice frame)

Me: Excuse me!

Her: (Smiling) Im in a hurry!

Me: Just come here for a second.

(She comes over)

Her: Whats your name

Me: Blah blah

Her: Oh well nice to meet you.

Me: Yeah i was wondering if I can get to know you

Her: Oh thats sweet but I have to be somewhere

(She rushes off)

End Convo:

Thoughts: I think I wasn't direct enough or didn't get to the point fast enough and she didn't want me to beat around the bush or she just wasn't interested.

2nd Convo:

(Me walking around, and I see a nice chick with slim frame with poetic justice braids, and she was walking faster then a ************)

Me: Excuse me.

Her: Yes?

Me: I know your in a hurry, but I just had to know your name, you're just to beautiful

Her: Sorry I got a boyfriend sweetie, but thanks.

End Convo:

Thoughts: She honestly had a boyfriend or just wasn't interested.

3rd Convo:

(Me walking I see a chick from my class that always been eyeing me just thought I'd step down)

Me: Hey

Her: Yes?

Me: Why everywhere I go you go?

Her: (laughs) because we got close classes

Me: Oh true well you going to help me with the essay?

Her: You don't need help with that essay.

Me: Yes I do, I havent even started

Her: Okay I will help you

Me: Okay so lemme get your # so i can contact you

Her: Okay #

Me: Damn I really already finished that essay, but I always wanted your #

Her: (Laughs) Cute now you have it

(She walks off)

End Convo:

Thoughts: Just went in for the kill she was already my prey.

4th Convo:

Pre-Thoughts: Okay this is a theory of mine with chicks with headphones in and I dont know if anybody else uses this.

(Me approaching a chick with the Lebron X homes on 

)

Me: What you listening to?

Her: Why?

Me: Just answer the question.

Her: Dont I know you?

Me: No, so answer the question

Her: Yes I do your in my class (Comes to find out we are in the same class she just never comes)

Me: Oh blah blah blah

(Good Part)

Me: So are you going to answer my question?

Her: Yeah I'm listening to Tamar Braxton

Me: Oh so your one of those type girls?

Her: Dont categorize me (laughing)

Her: What type of girl am I

Me: If I told you I'd have to kill you, its just a theory of mine

Her: Well tell me

Me: it'll take to long, but I can explain it to you later if you want

Her: Yes (laughing and gave me her #)

End Convo:

Thoughts: Funny convo she also called my foams ugly 

Not a bad day I Figured if approach 4 a day thats 20 in a week not counting nights I may go out. It's a start.

 

[skip2mylou23]

Flawless execution.

 

[4shoposite]

Results:

I shot 2/4 from the field today, which isn't bad for a person that doesn't speak and is new around campus.

1st Convo:

(Begins with me talking to one of my boys about shoes, and I see this bad red female nice frame)


Me: Excuse me!
Her: (Smiling) Im in a hurry!
Me: Just come here for a second.
(She comes over)
Her: Whats your name
Me: Blah blah
Her: Oh well nice to meet you.
Me: Yeah i was wondering if I can get to know you
Her: Oh thats sweet but I have to be somewhere
(She rushes off)

End Convo:

Thoughts: I think I wasn't direct enough or didn't get to the point fast enough and she didn't want me to beat around the bush or she just wasn't interested.

2nd Convo:

(Me walking around, and I see a nice chick with slim frame with poetic justice braids, and she was walking faster then a ************)

Me: Excuse me.
Her: Yes?
Me: I know your in a hurry, but I just had to know your name, you're just to beautiful
Her: Sorry I got a boyfriend sweetie, but thanks.

End Convo:

Thoughts: She honestly had a boyfriend or just wasn't interested.

3rd Convo:

(Me walking I see a chick from my class that always been eyeing me just thought I'd step down)

Me: Hey
Her: Yes?
Me: Why everywhere I go you go?
Her: (laughs) because we got close classes
Me: Oh true well you going to help me with the essay?
Her: You don't need help with that essay.
Me: Yes I do, I havent even started
Her: Okay I will help you
Me: Okay so lemme get your # so i can contact you
Her: Okay #
Me: Damn I really already finished that essay, but I always wanted your #
Her: (Laughs) Cute now you have it
(She walks off)

End Convo:


Thoughts: Just went in for the kill she was already my prey.

4th Convo:


Pre-Thoughts: Okay this is a theory of mine with chicks with headphones in and I dont know if anybody else uses this.

(Me approaching a chick with the Lebron X homes on  )

Me: What you listening to?
Her: Why?
Me: Just answer the question.
Her: Dont I know you?
Me: No, so answer the question
Her: Yes I do your in my class (Comes to find out we are in the same class she just never comes)
Me: Oh blah blah blah
(Good Part)
Me: So are you going to answer my question?
Her: Yeah I'm listening to Tamar Braxton
Me: Oh so your one of those type girls?
Her: Dont categorize me (laughing)
Her: What type of girl am I
Me: If I told you I'd have to kill you, its just a theory of mine
Her: Well tell me
Me: it'll take to long, but I can explain it to you later if you want
Her: Yes (laughing and gave me her #)

End Convo:

Thoughts: Funny convo she also called my foams ugly 

Not a bad day I Figured if approach 4 a day thats 20 in a week not counting nights I may go out. It's a start.

Obvious why you had success and didnt.

First two you put them on a pedestal...last 2 u were more alpha.

Next time you see a chick walking.
.make a joke about it. The reason jokes work so well is because it can be substituted for your insecurities pretty well. Chicks respond better to a joke than kindness.

Be like'damn girl, why you in a hurry...tryna get home to see wendy williams?' Shell laugh. U in there

 

[4shoposite]

Results:

I shot 2/4 from the field today, which isn't bad for a person that doesn't speak and is new around campus.

1st Convo:

(Begins with me talking to one of my boys about shoes, and I see this bad red female nice frame)


Me: Excuse me!
Her: (Smiling) Im in a hurry!
Me: Just come here for a second.
(She comes over)
Her: Whats your name
Me: Blah blah
Her: Oh well nice to meet you.
Me: Yeah i was wondering if I can get to know you
Her: Oh thats sweet but I have to be somewhere
(She rushes off)

End Convo:

Thoughts: I think I wasn't direct enough or didn't get to the point fast enough and she didn't want me to beat around the bush or she just wasn't interested.

2nd Convo:

(Me walking around, and I see a nice chick with slim frame with poetic justice braids, and she was walking faster then a ************)

Me: Excuse me.
Her: Yes?
Me: I know your in a hurry, but I just had to know your name, you're just to beautiful
Her: Sorry I got a boyfriend sweetie, but thanks.

End Convo:

Thoughts: She honestly had a boyfriend or just wasn't interested.

3rd Convo:

(Me walking I see a chick from my class that always been eyeing me just thought I'd step down)

Me: Hey
Her: Yes?
Me: Why everywhere I go you go?
Her: (laughs) because we got close classes
Me: Oh true well you going to help me with the essay?
Her: You don't need help with that essay.
Me: Yes I do, I havent even started
Her: Okay I will help you
Me: Okay so lemme get your # so i can contact you
Her: Okay #
Me: Damn I really already finished that essay, but I always wanted your #
Her: (Laughs) Cute now you have it
(She walks off)

End Convo:


Thoughts: Just went in for the kill she was already my prey.

4th Convo:


Pre-Thoughts: Okay this is a theory of mine with chicks with headphones in and I dont know if anybody else uses this.

(Me approaching a chick with the Lebron X homes on  )

Me: What you listening to?
Her: Why?
Me: Just answer the question.
Her: Dont I know you?
Me: No, so answer the question
Her: Yes I do your in my class (Comes to find out we are in the same class she just never comes)
Me: Oh blah blah blah
(Good Part)
Me: So are you going to answer my question?
Her: Yeah I'm listening to Tamar Braxton
Me: Oh so your one of those type girls?
Her: Dont categorize me (laughing)
Her: What type of girl am I
Me: If I told you I'd have to kill you, its just a theory of mine
Her: Well tell me
Me: it'll take to long, but I can explain it to you later if you want
Her: Yes (laughing and gave me her #)

End Convo:

Thoughts: Funny convo she also called my foams ugly 

Not a bad day I Figured if approach 4 a day thats 20 in a week not counting nights I may go out. It's a start.

Obvious why you had success and didnt.

First two you put them on a pedestal...last 2 u were more alpha.

Next time you see a chick walking.
.make a joke about it. The reason jokes work so well is because it can be substituted for your insecurities pretty well. Chicks respond better to a joke than kindness.

Be like'damn girl, why you in a hurry...tryna get home to see wendy williams?' Shell laugh. U in there