TAY: thread about yambs...

[oidreez]

well... Idk for you guys.... but it seem like I meet dudes that's good in one area and suck in another.... like why can't I just find a happy medium??


I'm just being melodramatic right now but for real, I be getting pissed off. Like of course new dude is perfect gentlemen, nice, but S.U.C.K.S in bed and isn't that attractive ( he just need to drop some weight) Which, I could even stick around for that cuz he works out with a personal trainer and is serious about it. But the pipe game thing? Man that's a damn deal breaker, I'm sorry. I'm way too real to sit there and fake like I'm enjoying something I'm not. Word to EWF, "ain't it funny the way you feel, shows on your face" Like that's just my luck , I swear

teach him, then again getting them Os are mostly mental as well. back to the yambs

saw a girl i graduated with from high school the other day. she knew i liked her but would never give me the time of day

Her: oh my gawd hi! i havent seen u in so long i barely even noticed it was you)
Me: hey.. whats up?
Her: im fine how are you doing
Me: im doing well
Her: Good! you look so good now( i lost a lot of weight)
Me: thanks you still look the same
Me: not gunna lie i forgot your name( i didnt, just wanted to be an *******)
Her: Its ****** silly! you didnt really forget did you?( her face changes)
Me: no i really did, now i remember tho( got the lil grin going)
Her: so what have u been up to
Me: school/busy
Her: thats whats up
a little rambling back and forth
Her: you know i always thought you were cute in highschool
Me: oh word? thanks( i got pissed off when she told me that decided it was time 2 bounce)
Me: well i gotta go was nice seeing you
Her: ok bye, do you want my number incase your not busy and want to hang out sometime
Me: no
Me: you take my number, call dont text

shes called me 4 times in the last hour. i will ravage those yambs and make her regret dogging me

you sir get props

 

[baller mayo]

Tried to make me cum using my prostate

 

[JVII]

Tried to make me cum using my prostate

Damn!

 

[jayhood23]

She had nails too smh. Joint went limp

 

[benny bugatti]

Dawg, a 210 page on how to obtain yambs... ridiculous.

Most of you dudes are trying entirely too hard. The easiest way to get into a girls pants is to not show her THAT much attention, especially if shes hot.Take notes. Try it. EXECECUTE 

It's a lot deeper that, man. You just talking reckless at this point.

 

[Mark Antony]

Dawg, a 210 page on how to obtain yambs... ridiculous.



Most of you dudes are trying entirely too hard. The easiest way to get into a girls pants is to not show her THAT much attention, especially if shes hot.Take notes. Try it. EXECECUTE 

It's a lot deeper that, man. You just talking reckless at this point.

I doubt he read anything in her, and posted useless **** to boot.

 

[furiousstylez23]

Unless your messing with desperate jumps.Your gonna have to spend some cake at some point, to get quality yambs.Aint NO fool smashing 8's and up without an effort.You have to atleast establish a quality first date with a nice dinner. If you can shell about $40-$60 a week on a date and lunch, you can smash a quality 8+ every week.Start off with lunch on a Wednesday (which is hump day) she'll be game since it's a lil pick me up mid week. Then schedule something for Friday or Saturday, that's where you make your move after dinner. Always find a place to chill after the main event. A beach, a park, your crib, her crib. Just something you'll be able to sit and talk at. Then make your move for some yambs. Talk dirty to her. but be modest. DONT BE COCKY. Be jokingly playful. Tell her you have a small penis and your afraid to show her, then pull out 9-10 inches. Works EVERYTIME.

 

[lpheat22]

You should look at dude as your pet project, especially if he can take criticism, you have the opportunity to teach this guy exactly what you like and how you like it. It may take time but if its only the sex that's lacking then it doesn't hurt to put up with that time. Next thing you know homeboy will be breaking out some moves you never seen because of the tips you gave him and that's when it gets really fun



I was with my ex for 6 years and I was her first. In the beginning the sex was ok but after some communication and just tips here and there it got really good, we were at the point that we didn't have to say anything but we both knew exactly what we wanted it just takes some time

dang 6 years? What happened?


And to people who asked, yes... I do like being around him. I like talking to him on the phone too, which is difficult... cuz people easily get on my nerves. But I find myself wanting to call him and text him. When he don't reply I get "anxious". It's weird. I like him and like don't all in the same breath... really strange. He's really .... how do I put it... he wears his heart on his sleeve. He tells me exactly what he's thinking WHEN he's thinking it. We could kick it like all day and soon as I'm home he'll hit me asking if we could chill the following day or something. I'm not like most chicks, I enjoy my personal space. Well, at least with him I don't wanna be up under him 24/7. *shrugs* I told him to kinda chill out though on that, and he has been ... kinda...

I was working a lot busting out some OT because she wasn't working so I was paying for everything and according to her I wasn't meeting her emotional needs so she decided to get them met somewhere else but eh oh well I'm glad that happened, lesson learned and I got a new girl who's way better and my family loves

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

I was working a lot busting out some OT because she wasn't working so I was paying for everything and according to her I wasn't meeting her emotional needs so she decided to get them met somewhere else but eh oh well I'm glad that happened, lesson learned and I got a new girl who's way better and my family loves

man I feel bad for you, honestly. Chicks like that be messing it up.


Anyways, do the dude that posted that story---I'm more or less in the same boat (but the female side) He's working out and I know he's pretty determined so he's gonna drop the weight and start getting brolic. He already six four, deep voice lol ) , great job, and a full head of hair so I be joking like "damn when you get right you gonna dip out". I be half-way serious tho ya'll And I'm teaching this fooly how to screw!? This ***** act brand new on me when he get his body together swearfogawd I'm slashing tires and throwing bricks!



Thanks for the porn names , I actually did tell him to watch porn. But now I can give him some specific names to look out for.

 

[lpheat22]

I was working a lot busting out some OT because she wasn't working so I was paying for everything and according to her I wasn't meeting her emotional needs so she decided to get them met somewhere else but eh oh well I'm glad that happened, lesson learned and I got a new girl who's way better and my family loves

man I feel bad for you, honestly. Chicks like that be messing it up.


Anyways, do the dude that posted that story---I'm more or less in the same boat (but the female side) He's working out and I know he's pretty determined so he's gonna drop the weight and start getting brolic. He already six four, deep voice lol ) , great job, and a full head of hair so I be joking like "damn when you get right you gonna dip out". I be half-way serious tho ya'll And I'm teaching this fooly how to screw!? This ***** act brand new on me when he get his body together swearfogawd I'm slashing tires and throwing bricks!



Thanks for the porn names , I actually did tell him to watch porn. But now I can give him some specific names to look out for.

 

[soleking]

man I feel bad for you, honestly. Chicks like that be messing it up.


Anyways, do the dude that posted that story---I'm more or less in the same boat (but the female side) He's working out and I know he's pretty determined so he's gonna drop the weight and start getting brolic. He already six four, deep voice (

) , great job, and a full head of hair so I be joking like "damn when you get right you gonna dip out". I be half-way serious tho ya'll

And I'm teaching this fooly how to screw!? This ***** act brand new on me when he get his body together swearfogawd I'm slashing tires and throwing bricks!

Thanks for the porn names , I actually did tell him to watch porn. But now I can give him some specific names to look out for.

show him your down for him b4 he loses the weight trust me its a high chance he wont do you dirty

 

[lpheat22]

man I feel bad for you, honestly. Chicks like that be messing it up.



Anyways, do the dude that posted that story---I'm more or less in the same boat (but the female side) He's working out and I know he's pretty determined so he's gonna drop the weight and start getting brolic. He already six four, deep voice lol ) , great job, and a full head of hair so I be joking like "damn when you get right you gonna dip out". I be half-way serious tho ya'll And I'm teaching this fooly how to screw!? This ***** act brand new on me when he get his body together swearfogawd I'm slashing tires and throwing bricks!




Thanks for the porn names , I actually did tell him to watch porn. But now I can give him some specific names to look out for.

show him your down for him b4 he loses the weight trust me its a high chance he wont do you dirty

This!

 

[ricky409]

man I feel bad for you, honestly. Chicks like that be messing it up.


Anyways, do the dude that posted that story---I'm more or less in the same boat (but the female side) He's working out and I know he's pretty determined so he's gonna drop the weight and start getting brolic. He already six four, deep voice lol ) , great job, and a full head of hair so I be joking like "damn when you get right you gonna dip out". I be half-way serious tho ya'll And I'm teaching this fooly how to screw!? This ***** act brand new on me when he get his body together swearfogawd I'm slashing tires and throwing bricks!



Thanks for the porn names , I actually did tell him to watch porn. But now I can give him some specific names to look out for.

@ a yamb being scared to lose her guy...

that's that real,, though...

wish i was 6'4"...

 

[ricky409]

Dawg, a 210 page on how to obtain yambs... ridiculous.



Most of you dudes are trying entirely too hard. The easiest way to get into a girls pants is to not show her THAT much attention, especially if shes hot.Take notes. Try it. EXECECUTE 

we're not as attractive as you, famb.

 

[gatorbeltsnpattiemelts]

aiight... I'm done bringing down the mood of the thread Thank for the advice tho (real talk)


back to talk of yambs.

 

[suberzat1]

Last week i met this chick from denmark in the club....She 6'1 and plays college ball. Ran up on her in the club, we chopped it with her for a while and then the dude she came with started to dance with her (just hating on me looking all weird at me

). She told me i dont know why he dancing with me we not even on that level. Told her to give me her number afterwards we went downstairs to get a drink. Her friend she and the dude she came with wasnt happy that she came downstairs with me so she left pretty early from the club. We been talking since...she parties pretty hard since she from Europe always out since its the offseason for her. Ill keep the thread updated if it goes any where. Pretty sure i can smash even tho we live in two different cities

 

[ybyb20]

Had a legit dime in my bed the other day and wasn't able to get any action

...I have failed y'all nt brethren

 

[usabasketball08]

Last week i met this chick from denmark in the club....She 6'1 and plays college ball. Ran up on her in the club, we chopped it with her for a while and then the dude she came with started to dance with her (just hating on me looking all weird at me

). She told me i dont know why he dancing with me we not even on that level. Told her to give me her number afterwards we went downstairs to get a drink. Her friend she and the dude she came with wasnt happy that she came downstairs with me so she left pretty early from the club. We been talking since...she parties pretty hard since she from Europe always out since its the offseason for her. Ill keep the thread updated if it goes any where. Pretty sure i can smash even tho we live in two different cities

Pics?

 

[fantastic4our]

at telling bruh to watch porn. At least he getting the yambs doe I suppose

 

[Mark Antony]

I usually don't chase, I put in light work then get chose. Been indifferent since day one, a natural I suppose. Now I'm chasing this chick I have less of a chance with than a stranger, she's got that indifferent tude as well, my natural challenge. I'm actually enjoying it though she gives no *****. She ain't my only option, but she the one I really want. I wouldn't eem be mad if she said **** off.

 

[jayhood23]

It's my birthday, got that 47 year old on deck.

She's cooking me dinner, baking me a cake, and got a bottle of champagne. Game over

I'm guessing she liked my pipe game enough to spoil me

 

[Peep Game]

I winced at the thought of a 47 y/o chick until I remembered how fine as wine some of my mom's friends are, and how they've watched me grow up.

 

[Naruto]

Those with good spit game what are things you can say when the conversation is going sour because the girl feels very awkward and isnt opening up when she talks. Shes surprised that Im even talking to her and I have to make an excuse and bounce because she isnt getting interested and is too stuck in her thoughts. It doesnt help that im not good looking enough for her. Honestly trying my best, I have never talked to somebody with that much enthusiam, interest, energy and I even smile. Not how I act day to day but im not faking it either, just how I feel in her presence. Need something to make conversations end good or its over, I have 1 month left to build a relationship

 

[アミーゴ]

^^Gotta take her out for drinks or something.

 

[blink]

Those with good spit game what are things you can say when the conversation is going sour because the girl feels very awkward and isnt opening up when she talks. Shes surprised that Im even talking to her and I have to make an excuse and bounce because she isnt getting interested and is too stuck in her thoughts. It doesnt help that im not good looking enough for her. Honestly trying my best, I have never talked to somebody with that much enthusiam, interest, energy and I even smile. Not how I act day to day but im not faking it either, just how I feel in her presence. Need something to make conversations end good or its over, I have 1 month left to build a relationship

Get her talking about things she's interested in. People love to talk about themselves. All you have to do is sit back, ask open ended questions and throw in a little humor to get her to laugh; she'll be more comfortable. The best conversationalist are the best listeners.