TAY: thread about yambs...

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Lol it sounds fishy right, but I live in Tallahassee taking you guys advices and actually using them. You will see a lot of progress in a college town full of girls.
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Okay since I last posted I was still struggling with being shy.

I'm still am, but I promised my self that I would atleast speak to a girl each day I went to school, because I used to go to school and not speak at all. So, speaking to a girl each day sounds like a lot of girls I'm speaking to, but I chose to speak to the ones that I look most compatible and most attractive of course. I'm not saying I spoke to 100 girls and I'm just the king now, No I'm saying since I've been opening up and speaking to these females that one chat a day lead to other things. Whether it was hanging out, or just texting these female felt some type of way by me speaking to them everyday. I don't even know maybe I showed them different from other dudes out there, but evidently It was working.

So I now have a team I'm working with.
 
SFC415 said:
Good looking girls with eternally bad breath
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Even if I trick her into taking one of my Listerine strips, who knows what else could be rancid
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You'd think one of her girls would call her out on it, but nope!

It's becoming embarrassing now. Every girl I try to smash is either psychotic, evil, or has some kind of very unpleasant habit
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Bruh I had this THICK chick back in the day whose breath was on F, but those yambs were somethin SERIOUS.  Good GOD.  I tried to take out my frustration from her bad breath on that thing when I was up in it. 
louislagerfeld said:
Welp, chick I gave my number to on the train hasn't hit me back. Oh well.

How ya'll feel about workplace yambs? I know the saying goes don't stick your pen in company ink, but there's a few bad joints at work I know I can smash. I have a strong feeling my co-worker really likes me although I'm much younger than her, she's 26 and I'm 21.
the s/n, to avy, to post ratio is off the charts bro
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Smashed two different chicks at one job, I personally don't see anything wrong with it.  But depending on your work environment it could get really tense, I worked in a large call center on the day shift.  They worked on the night shift so I would have them come by after they got off.
bluexsneakerhead said:
How much sex is too much for a guy?
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I feel like my drive is much higher than my dude's.
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Is this a trick question, when your dude falls off and you have to pick it up.  SMILE.
Lpheat22 said:
With my ex we got a room one day and I was able to bust out 4, that last one was barely anything. This was over a 13 hr block from 3 pm to 4 am and we had a break for dinner. Any other day i'm good with 1-2. Honestly though it really depends on the frequency of how many times you do it a week. With an ex ex of mine we were a consistent 3-4 a week and depending on our time it would either be a quickie or a long session. With my recent ex we were maybe once a week and each time I wanted to go 2-3.
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After the first nut it takes forever to finish.  
 
frshstunna said:
my yambs rate increases by 75% when school is in session :pimp:
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I'm ready for fall semester.... Senior year and moving out of state for grad school. Yambs will be had this semester.
O yea and house party this Saturday. Those are the easiest yambs to get in my opinion.
 
frshstunna said:
Im in Baltimore..but MD is small so you can hit up pretty much any college or event in no time...its alotta broads, but you should def be good at UMD
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.....yes! looking forward to the move. Think about taking another trip to dc for the rock the bell tour....hopefully their will be some hip hop yambs in attendance 
 
USABasketball08 said:
I really gotta completely dead the girl I've been dealing with for about 2.5 years now.

Reasons why:

-Constantly questions me, who I know. If I see a girl I know and say hi she assumes I've either ****** them or talked to them.
-Does not trust me in social situations.
-Watches over my tweets, what I favorite, who I follow, why I follow them.
-Gets angry if I like another girls picture on Instagram. (EX: I liked a picture of Rihanna's thighs on instagram, she flips. Says that's disrespectful.) I never like full-body pictures of girls.
-Basically just gets mad over trivial things. Anything and everything basically. Can't even speak to women I know without her flipping.

The positive is that she is always there for me. When I was broke, when I needed anything. She had my back. I had hers.

The most recent situation: I'm gonna refer to her as Brittany.


Me and "Brittany" went to a party together, separate cars tho. Brittany looks bored the whole time. I'm sitting with her and i'm bored out of my mind. I go out back and grab a drink and sit down. A girl I work with comes to talk to me and gives me a hug, and taps me on the chest, (kinda like how dudes tap each other on the shoulder saying what's up or w/e.) The girl leaves and Brittany comes outside and freaks. She says "why is that girl touching on you?" I said she didn't do anything and I know her. I go back inside 15 min later and sit w/ Brittany on the couch again. Brittany looks bored so i tell her to go home. She forces herself to stay now to watch over me after the girl I knew "touched me". We argue outside about this, and eventually Brittany goes to her car to leave and I go back out back to chill and drink. Brittany storms back in 5 minutes later and sits on the couch staring at me talk to my homeboys. (The girl i previously mentioned is next to me again, but talking to my homeboy) She then comes up to me and freaks, and I tell her i was talking to my boys. My boy cosigns my story and says "No really, we were just talking about the baseball game." (which we were)

This is the most recent situation but there are more annoying stories than this one.
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DAMN I got the same problem but it has been 6+ years and now we have kids. I can't stand a chick with low self esteem. My chick do the same thing with me looking at porn or KING or any pic of a chick I will never meet.
 
YoungHeadJenks5 said:
Okay since I last posted I was still struggling with being shy.

I'm still am, but I promised my self that I would atleast speak to a girl each day I went to school, because I used to go to school and not speak at all. So, speaking to a girl each day sounds like a lot of girls I'm speaking to, but I chose to speak to the ones that I look most compatible and most attractive of course. I'm not saying I spoke to 100 girls and I'm just the king now, No I'm saying since I've been opening up and speaking to these females that one chat a day lead to other things. Whether it was hanging out, or just texting these female felt some type of way by me speaking to them everyday. I don't even know maybe I showed them different from other dudes out there, but evidently It was working.

So I now have a team I'm working with.
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you go to FAMU or FSU? :nerd:


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louislagerfeld said:
Welp, chick I gave my number to on the train hasn't hit me back. Oh well.


How ya'll feel about workplace yambs? I know the saying goes don't stick your pen in company ink, but there's a few bad joints at work I know I can smash. I have a strong feeling my co-worker really likes me although I'm much younger than her, she's 26 and I'm 21.
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Smashed two different chicks at one job, I personally don't see anything wrong with it.  But depending on your work environment it could get really tense, I worked in a large call center on the day shift.  They worked on the night shift so I would have them come by after they got off.
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I work at a supermarket in the bakery/juice bar department with the 26 year old chick. Me and her have to work the "close" shift like twice a week, so that's how we have gotten really close. I've caught her checking me out multiple times already, but I heard she got a man. I haven't asked her myself if she has a boyfriend, neither has she brought up the fact that she has one. Apparently she lives alone in an apartment with her dog.

I really want this other chick that works at the wine and cheese department. She's slim, tatted(that **** turns me on for some reason, even though I have no tats) and got a nice bubble on her back.I haven't said anything to her though :\
 
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frshstunna said:
Im in Baltimore..but MD is small so you can hit up pretty much any college or event in no time...its alotta broads, but you should def be good at UMD
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.....yes! looking forward to the move. Think about taking another trip to dc for the rock the bell tour....hopefully their will be some hip hop yambs in attendance 
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Yea good luck on the move bruh...enjoy the wide variety of yambs my state has to offer :pimp:
 
Just got a number from this cutie in class first week of summer class. We talk a little in class, how to turn this into a quick smash?
 
This dude Keko Jones in the other thread be saying spending $100 ain't a thing to random broads

My question to the TAY famb, how much monetary value do you put on girls you meet once or twice. The ones that you aren't looking for relationships with or the ones you keep in the bullpen
 
Ziostilon said:
This dude Keko Jones in the other thread be saying spending $100 ain't a thing to random broads

My question to the TAY famb, how much monetary value do you put on girls you meet once or twice. The ones that you aren't looking for relationships with or the ones you keep in the bullpen
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Just buying a bottle of crown royal and bringing it to her crib, if no yambs or at least no intention of yambs are mentioned on the first night then its on to the next. 
 
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Ziostilon said:
This dude Keko Jones in the other thread be saying spending $100 ain't a thing to random broads

My question to the TAY famb, how much monetary value do you put on girls you meet once or twice. The ones that you aren't looking for relationships with or the ones you keep in the bullpen
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If I like hanging out with a chick I'll do movies or a decent dinner.

Strictly bullpen then only invites to the crib
 
yo to famu

got a number from this chick i believe to be hood(dont want to place a label on her just yet). I been eyeing her for the past week or two wonder do i really like her or not. kanye shurg 

she has about 5-6 golds in random places in her mouth. To stop from me from wonder any longer.i had to get her number after class since this one chick CB on me last class when i was trying to get with her as my project partner for the presentation next week(she has the highest grade in the class). Long story short since im about to leave out to go to this bar for more yambs. She is a rapper and i want to smash. I never had a hood chick before so im like im going to go all out (go big or go home). With her braids and golds she remind me of craig actually girlfriend in friday.
 
youngdoc said:
If I like hanging out with a chick I'll do movies or a decent dinner.

Strictly bullpen then only invites to the crib
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Whats the max. You'd be willing to pay for the dinner.
There's no guarantee even if you give your best effort that you can close

And you can't tell the girl, you can't order this you can't order that.
 
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