Teen Accused of Groping Woman’s Butt Blames Her ‘Irresistible Booty’

[superantigen]

Alright which one of you #NTers is this?

Aaron Morris of North Lauderdale, Florida, was arrested last week after he allegedly groped a woman's behind at a local Walmart.

The 18-year-old is accused of grabbing the right buttock of a female patron near the women's dressing room. After being apprehended at a nearby gas station, Morris reportedly confessed to the crime while being read his Miranda rights.

According to a Broward Sheriff's Office report, Morris told the arresting deputy, [COLOR=#red]"Her booty looked so good, I just couldn't resist touching it."[/COLOR]

He was booked into Broward County jail on a misdemeanor touch or strike/battery charge, and his bail was set at $1000.

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[onna]

lol, still on that

 

[voidemperor]

 

[milestailsprowe]

He gotta learn to catch himself

 

[handullz]

@ the woman for calling the police...

Bet money she's a bird, bet money she had it out there, and bet money if a bawsed up dude did it, she woulda gave up the yambs...

 

[currensy]

It had to be the most roundest, most soft looking thang in da world.

 

[juan epstein]

i feel for dude, but can't be just rubbing on random women

 

[sneakaholic4eva]

pic of booty in question, his mugshot looks like he is still staring at her booty 

 

[the coolness]

North Lauderdale?? That's my old neighborhood. If this was the wal mart on McNab and Rock Island then my dude is a fool. Never seen an attractive broad there in my life :x

 

[chicagokid23]

this kid man

 

[b smooth 202]

that parade picture

 

[coolgraymemo]

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[jumpman91023]

After seeing his mugshot, yeah its a fat girl. No doubt

 

[mronegative]

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[mronegative]

butt seriously

 

[teamjordan79]

ungrateful *****

 

[ootherocoo]

 

[41239]

Man, thats why I've never grabbed and dashed, im so lame a chick probably would call the police

 

[pharelfor3]

Should have just went to the strip club

 

[aircommandermarsfiend]

butt seriously

hahaha

Classic!

 

[airthompson]

I invisoned that booty of being so round, so soft, that it was irresistable.

But Walmst? Now now my vision is of a ******* with sloppy cakes. :x

 

[dnero1]

bahahaha.. lol at the mugshot!!! dude is still on one!

 

[akuratl02]

I just came in here to say post the GIF of that dude and the hand HAHAHA Classic OG NT GIF .. *Right Click Save*

 

[rawsheed]

what do y'all really do when found in this situation though? There's gotta be a 10-step guide to combating this potential problem...please post advice

 

[stringer bell 32]

At some point in our lives we all think about it but who actually does it

lol