Thai Massages

are they any good?

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The one where they oil you up and slide their bodies around yours right?
 
yall notice the recent on onslaught of the asian massage kiosks in the mall?
anyone try that/
 
I had one in Thailand. They brought me down this shady stairwell and then BAM! I was standing behind a glass on 30 or so women like straight out of that scenein Rush Hour 2. Cutting to the chase, she cracked my back, knuckles, toes, and when she put me in a Full Nelson asked me if I wanted a "special"massage. I'm like "of course" then wham bam here's your money ma'am. Best $3 I've ever spent, I tell ya what.
 
$3?

Was the stroke off the chain? Like make you bust in 20 seconds?

need that
 
seriously though, where can i get one of these happy ending massages
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.........but really though......
 
happy ending massage = wack massage + handjob

real massage = great massage - no happy ending.



ill take a real massage anytime. happy endings are over rated.
 
I had a real Thai massage on my trip to Thailand two years ago. It's not some soft deep tissue massage like Euro's are use to but it feels really good.Lots of oils and heated rocks and stuff are used. And no, no happy endings. I didn't go to just any old massage parlor down an alley.
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in korea, you can find places that the women joins you in a shower, soaps and washes your body, takes you to a massage table, oils you and herself up and rubsyou down and then
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soo...

are there places that really do offer happy endings?
 
i went to thailand last year

And yes they do offer happy endings lol

oil massage>traditional thai massage
 
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