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-Big Ed concentrated on physical fitness throughout his teenage years and now makes successful bodybuilding videos on YouTube.
-Double D became an inventor who meets an unfortunate end by one of his own inventions gone awry. His death and the subsequent reverse engineering of his work will give us the first realistic sex robots.
-Eddy plans festivals with various late 90s musical talents.
-Jimmy becomes quarterback for the Green Bay Packers. he did accept Sara's marriage proposal after she graduated from UCLA with a degree in women's studies, and they now have 8 dogs and zero children after 5 years of marriage. together, they make speeches nationwide on the importance of feminism in the modern world.
-Plank was involved in a bank robbery in which 2 tellers and 5 bystanders were killed. at least, that was Jonny 2x4's testimony at trial. he was sentenced to life without the possibility of parole. Plank's current whereabouts are unknown.
-Rolf returned to the Old Country after college, having become a world class programmer. after inventing a revolutionary app that allowed farmers on large ranches to track the health and fertility patterns of livestock, he became a multimillionaire. he now provides all expenses paid travel to his luxurious home in Eurasia to various Instagram models who tickle his fancy. they typically require therapy upon their return.
-the Kankers work at a Wal-Mart in Mississippi. they usually demand the same shift, which the manager agrees to since they're some of the longest tenured associates in the state, having worked at the location for over 13 years. they have a combined 9 kids, all by a single man they met through a conjugal visit program in the state.
-Kevin is a well known motocross star who had an endorsement from Monster Energy until the sexual assault allegations, which were settled out of court for an undisclosed sum. he is currently working to rebuild his image, and recently found religion, which he highlights in his new book
"Leap of Faith."
-Nazz underwent radical changes in puberty and now enjoys a lucrative career curating vibes at parties and events in Miami. she is currently scheduled for a private shoot in the Old Country next week.
