The Embarassing Boner Story Thread Vol. "Its an opitical illusion.."

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I don't really have a good, plus I'm no Rusty, but I know NT has some good.

I was working at a warehouse, I was about 21 or 22. It was mostly dudes and older Hispanic women working there. Once we had these two black chicks come in. One of the was a tall, athletic(I aint eem gonna lie) ratchet. They're putting all the small goods on pallets and I'm taking them a way on the pallet jack. Every time I go over there ol girl is smiling and giving me the stary eyes. It was kinda a busy so I could only say little things in passing. She was eating it up, so I decided next time it gets slow, Imma make a move.

So it finally slows down and shes sitting on the floor of these orange carts they used to put larger merchandise in. I pull up on the pallet jack, sit down on the forks and start chopping it up with her. Its getting pretty obvious I'm in there. Shes steady smiling and giggling. She had those paw print tattoos on her thighs. I come up with some type of excuse to touch her tattoos, she was cool with it though, giggling still. At this point, I'm thinking about having these legs over my shoulders, so my dude is at full attention. I'm thinking its cool, because I'm sitting down, pretty low to the grown. Right then, my hating *** supervisor starts calling me, telling me to stop messing with the ladies. I try to ignore him for a bit, trying to buy some time for my..uhh..situation to die down a bit, but dude was having a cow. Mind you, I was working in a warehouse in the summer, so I got on basketball shorts and a tee. I stood up, I'm like a foot away from her, now. Raging. She turns her head away real quick. My supervisor is about to give us more work, so the whole crew was over there. Now I'm riding this pallet jack over with a tent pitched trying to play it off like nothings happening. They all looking like :{ 0] :|

For those of you who don't know what a pallet jack is

Now imagine someone riding that at full speed, forks to the back, rocked up, in basketball shorts. Looking like I got a bowsprit :{

Needless to say, yambs were not had.
 
bruh this was 9 years ago.

But my yamb count was low at the time.|I
 
Man I get boners like it aint no 2moro.lol 

I can't think of a good story. 

Just those School boners, when the bell rings and you gotta hunch over or carry you book bag in front of you.lol

When I get a boner i want to go down I just think about Basketball, Down in the post....
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Hand in pocket all day.

Have had a time when my mind was drifting and a friend wanted to give me a hug. Wasn't my phone :{
 
Hand in pocket technique is gold....sometimes the waistband trick gets complicated and my joint gets scratched or caught at a weird angle

But, like someone said, I have a certified go to move where I think about this dudes junk from the movie Eurotrip (no bromo) and I'm at ease in like 10 seconds....
 
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caught on at church one time, with slacks on...
We were gettin up for offering I aint know what to do(was 12-13)
Pictured the old lady in the pew in front of me naked... :x
Prolem solved
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I nvr had this problem. Hand in the pocket pulled to side, or lift to waistband.
I do this all the time.  I dunno how some people wear boxers tho, need some support otherwise that thing just does and goes where it wants
 
Baggy tee = Waistband tuck

Tucked in shirt or Short tee = Hand in pocket move (Make sure both hands are in pockets to give a better illusion)

No pockets = No bueno
 
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