The Official WIR Thread - Week 3 - Holy **** The 49ers are 3-0

[junglejim]

What a weekend. Lets start with America's dumpster fire:

Brees hand looks ****ed

Panthers are washed

Falcons are mid

Say hello to your first place Buccaneers

THAT LASTED A WHOLE GOD DAMN WEEK

FREE MIKE EVANS

-Daniel Jones now has more or as many touchdowns this season than the following players:

Baker Mayfield
Drew Brees
Eli Manning
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Sam Darnold
Kirk Cousins
Ben Raperburger
Mitchell Trubisky
Josh Rosen
Joe Flacco
Derek Carr
Aaron Rodgers
Marcus Mariota
Jared Goff
Kyler Murray

Talk your **** Giants fans

-The Seahawks lost to a make a wish QB and a guy who is not allowed to have sex with women. You truly hate to see it
-The Steelers lost to a make a wish QB and a guy who only has sex with C list pornstars. You truly hate to see it
-Speaking of make a wish kids, @SpittaJetLife how did the Michael Jordan of football do yesterday?
-The Jets

Hot Takes
- Jets finish under .500 because Sam darnold is not a franchise QB

Your takes are awful.

-Dolphins fans trying to find an offensive line on the Browns blueprint

-Speaking of Browns, running a QB sneak on a 4th and 9 seems like checkers, not chess

-Hey @LowLifeMac you punk *** *****:



- Jacoby Luck
-The Dolphins traded the wrong cornerback.
-Speaking of the Dolphins, yall spent all week talking about how Xavien Howard was the best CB in the league only for him to give up 100 yards and two TDs to a wide receiver that had 400 yards in 14 games with the Raiders
-Tell your friends to start everyone playing against the cardinals or Dolphins
-Todd Gurley's knee is more broken than @DeadsetAce 's brain
-The Lions are good????
-40 years from now when the Eagles are 225-415 you will still hear them whispering in the back alleys of bars about that Superbowl "We traded the wrong QB"
-The Bills are what Jets fans expected the Jets to be.
-Only 141 more games Raiders fans
-Kyle Allen, Gardner Minshew, Tom Brady, that Guy who has a disability on the Vikings proving that first round QBs dont matter

 

[spacedoodoo]

I love it

 

[junglejim]

I had to do two posts today because NT is dumb and has a 10 limit attachment and I know you dumb mouth breathers like @DeadsetAce write in Crayon and like pretty pictures, but here are your quotes of the week since Hahahaha is too big of a ***** to talk **** himself. These quotes are presented to you by JETE fans

 

[buc em]

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Brees hand did turn out to be ****ed up, the Falcons lost again and the Panthers are still washed after beating a trash Cardinals team. No lies were told. If our rookie kicker doesn’t shank a field goal then you’d be silent about Jameis with 380 yards, three TD’s and a win while still being in first place in the NFC South.

 

[junglejim]

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Brees hand did turn out to be ****ed up, the Falcons lost again and the Panthers are still washed after beating a trash Cardinals team. No lies were told. If our rookie kicker doesn’t shank a field goal then you’d be silent about Jameis with 380 yards, three TD’s and a win while still being in first place in the NFC South.

Nahhhh, 49ers still beat the Jameis Clownshoes so I would still be in here talking my ****

Jameis had damn near 400 years against a bottom 5 defense and still lost on the last drive because he couldnt punch it in

 

[xxpizzo]

Catch the ****ing ball is all i can say

Was a good weekend of games otherwise

kupp

WENTZ IS NOT THE BLAME

 

[buc em]

Nahhhh, 49ers still beat the Jameis Clownshoes so I would still be in here talking my ****

Jameis had damn near 400 years against a bottom 5 defense and still lost on the last drive because he couldnt punch it in

Yeah dude you just proved you didn’t even watch a second of the game. Not even the last drive. He delivered a perfect 50 yard pass down to Mike Evans to get them down there then Arians with 27 seconds left and a timeout at the 10 yard line decided instead of taking a few shots into the endzone that they should put the game in the hands of our rookie kicker.

 

[reaperslilbruh]

 

[xxpizzo]

 

[Armada]

Me every single time our defense or someone on our o-line commits a series ruining penalty at what seems to be the most crucial time....everytime

 

[Hahahaha]

Jones was impressive. He was calm and made accurate throws. It’s only one game but it was a crazy performance. Still think we should have drafted Josh Allen at 6 and Jones at 17 or even trade up to 10 or 12 for him.

Defense is garbage

Engram and Sterling showed up

We got lucky with the FG cause they should have hit that. Last few years we’ve lost to 58 + yards FGs so we finally got one.



KC looks unstoppable
GB looks good offensively for only a half it seems like.
Sad to see the Raiders season over, I was hoping they’d be a solid team this year.
Eagles are garbage
Rivers should retire
Saints winning on the road in Seattle, Brees should retire
Love seeing Pitt 0-3
Browns got problems. Maybe the coach should get demoted and go back to OC. Maybe it’s too much for him.

 

[sho3tym]

I don't know what it is about the Packers but we're sitting here 3-0 and get Philly at our place on Thusday. I like our chances. I don't think we've done anything amazing. I need to see a bit more.

 

[brownsuga1]

Jets suck and we will always suck =/

 

[rolaholic]

- Hoody might have his best defense since the '04 squad this year,dudes have been playing out of their minds since Arrowhead

- Gilmore putting Robby Anderson on Amber alert after he was talking **** during the week >>

- Special S/O to that gutsy performance from Flash Gordon,dude was all kinds of banged up and was still out making crazy catches and big plays late. His renaissance is becoming one of my favorite stories this season

Everyone else:

- Dallas looking like they'll have the NFCE wrapped up by thanksgiving,been easily the most consistent squad in the NFC so far this year.

-Philly and Doug the genius got outcoached and outplayed at home by a Hoody disciple

- AFCE only division with 2 undefeated squads...

-KC - Baltimore lived up to the billing in terms of QB play. Hoping Mahomes - Jackson can become the next great rivalry in the 2020's

- Both those defenses looked vulnerable throughout though

- the Rams defense has been putting the squad on their backs these first few weeks

- Browns looking like serious fools gold early,Baker talked all summer long too only to look like Brady Quinn to start the season

- Vance Joseph won. In hindsidght, Elway did a solid freeing him from that dumpster fire. He's got to find another scapegoat now to deflect from his trash management skills

- Indy has a real solid squad,got all the ingredients to make some noise this season with a great OLine + run game to go along with a decent defense. If Jacoby continues to minimize the mistakes as he has so far,they'll probably win the division

- Guwop and the Niners doing the lords work yesterday

- #FreeMikeEvans forreal. How the Bucs choked that game away was so typical. Made Jones look like playoff Eli 2.0

 

[reaperslilbruh]

KC - Baltimore lived up to the billing in terms of QB play

Eh not really. LJ still got the juice but he didn’t look very good yesterday. If it wasn’t for Ingram it woulda been ugly

 

[Peep Game]

 

[rolaholic]

Eh not really. LJ still got the juice but he didn’t look very good yesterday. If it wasn’t for Ingram it woulda been ugly

He struggled at times but he still made some big plays when he needed to. That game could've easily gotten out of hand after the first half but he managed to make it a game again.

He's not elite but he's shown some promising signs so far this season that has pushed his ceiling a lot higher than most previously thought

 

[macbk]

Having the night to sleep off yesterday's game, I think these are my exact sentiments, but I'm more on the "Gase is a disaster" side of things.

 

[frshstunna]

He struggled at times but he still made some big plays when he needed to. That game could've easily gotten out of hand after the first half but he managed to make it a game again.

He's not elite but he's shown some promising signs so far this season that has pushed his ceiling a lot higher than most previously thought

Yea he didnt play all that great but came up with plays to keep drives alive and score...The gameplan was terrible and the defense obviously couldn't stop KC...The Ravens aint great this year but the rest of the division is a mess so the North is there for them by default

 

[Christian Pulisic]

Jameis Winston owes his entire turnover laden career to Mike Evans.

He's been saving his *** for years.

 

[Maximus Meridius]

 

[Christian Pulisic]

Discuss.

 

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[N41D]

Danny Dimes... **** the Giants, but the kid looked good yesterday. Strong debut.
Bucs losing that game...

The importance of roster depth has never been more clear.

Seahawks losing that game at home the way they did to Teddy B... Yikes.

Mahomes is the most physically gifted quarterback of all-time. He's nuts.
Adam Gase is absolutely a disaster. Never should've gotten another job right after bombing with the Fins.
Don't know what the hell to make of Josh Allen or Buffalo in general

Kyle Allen rolls out his best performance since high school...
Kliff's offense... 30/43 for 173 ... Yikes.

Baker riding the struggle bus somethin fierce... That's my guy but ya hate to see it.