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I'm currently working overtime but I get paid salary so I'm passing the time on NT.
the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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I thought Kevin Durant was going to be a bum out of college... I never thought skinny dudes would make it in the league cause I thought the game was moving back to the early 90s era where muscle in the post was king
oh yeah, and if I could punch any player in the NBA in the face it would be KG
oh yeah, and if I could punch any player in the NBA in the face it would be KG
whyhellothere
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Originally Posted by wildmoodswings
Did you end up approaching her?Originally Posted by whyhellothere
finally gained the balls to approach this girl in class tomorrow
said balls will probably disappear by tomorrow
of course not. Idk why i was even kidding myself yesterday. Far out of my league.
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I got a couple adult poopypants experiences under my belt. heres a couple tips for those who dont wish to join the club.
NEVER run. If you run, you wont make it. You gotta keep it cool. Clench like youve never clenched and continue to walk without bending at the knees as if you got a stick up your butt. The extra 5-10 seconds it takes you to reach the toilet is not going to make the difference. You running vs. walking will.
Mind control is key. Once you know that you are close to a toilet, your body will subconsciously start to relax your butthole muscles and you will end up pooping. You have to convince yourself that a toilet is not close by.
NEVER run. If you run, you wont make it. You gotta keep it cool. Clench like youve never clenched and continue to walk without bending at the knees as if you got a stick up your butt. The extra 5-10 seconds it takes you to reach the toilet is not going to make the difference. You running vs. walking will.
Mind control is key. Once you know that you are close to a toilet, your body will subconsciously start to relax your butthole muscles and you will end up pooping. You have to convince yourself that a toilet is not close by.
- Jan 3, 2011
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i hope i got at lest a B on that bio exam
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good luck with that...
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I just finished my last radiation session yesterday. Thanks for everyone's continued support. I pray this cancer is behind me.
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I wish willy wonka's chocolate factory was real. I'd like to jump into the chocolate river, and open my eyes while im fully submerged.
- Dec 30, 2011
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I left my netflixs open on this new guys computer when i slept over and he has been using it cause i see whats in the recently watched. Well Now i think ima have to change my password cause i watch some pretty random @%$$. Like i got glee and some other questionable @%$$ in my queue that im not ready to share yet. Movie playlists like music playlist are telling about people.
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I like this chick a lot, and we've only been cool for about two weeks. She cooks all the time, wants to hang out consistently, etc. I'm 24 and she's 23.
We'll see how things pan out between us. I've had my fair share of women, but I think she could be the one.
We'll see how things pan out between us. I've had my fair share of women, but I think she could be the one.
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I'm working, but I'm so bored I actually thought of doing my job for a secound, but the I turned to NT.
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most def aint getting an A.Originally Posted by spacerace
good luck with that...
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PISSED!
I GOT A 56% ON MY DAMN BIO EXAM... MOTHERFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DROPPED MY GRADE TO A DAMN D.
$$$@ $$$@ $$$@
I NEED TO GET AN A+++++++ ON MY NEXT EXAM.. I SWEAR...
I GOT A 56% ON MY DAMN BIO EXAM... MOTHERFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DROPPED MY GRADE TO A DAMN D.
$$$@ $$$@ $$$@
I NEED TO GET AN A+++++++ ON MY NEXT EXAM.. I SWEAR...
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Originally Posted by cocotaso1
most def aint getting an A.Originally Posted by spacerace
good luck with that...
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Bend_The_Knee
formerly gotholesinmysocks
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La Mano Arriba
Cintura Sola
Da Media Vuelta
Danza Kuduro
No Te Canses Ahora
Que Esto Sólo Empieza
Mueve La Cabeza
Cintura Sola
Da Media Vuelta
Danza Kuduro
No Te Canses Ahora
Que Esto Sólo Empieza
Mueve La Cabeza
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Thought I had a little lunch date with this girl I been getting cool with
ended up being a group thing with two other friends
ended up being a group thing with two other friends
mmg
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rant + screename =
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took it like a bau5
whyhellothere
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be proud. how are you gonna let another man judge youOriginally Posted by iLLoQuent aka DSK
LET EM KNOW
- Sep 17, 2006
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screenshotted... you marry her and I am sending you this as a gift in a frame
- Aug 25, 2005
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use up all the !#%gaskets and lay them out on the floor like a paper carpet then drop your clothes and dook on my brother.
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