6 Rings G.O.A.T.
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In HS, before Thanksgiving break, my teacher
went around the room asking everyone what they
were thankful for; family, health, good friends, etc.,
were the common responses from the students.
My friend—really quiet guy—when asked, he says
"Hmmm...First of all, I wanna thank my connect.
The most important person with all due respect.
Thanks to the duffle bag, the brown paper bag,
the Nike shoe box for holding all [my] my cash.
The boys in blue who put greed before the badge.
[...] Thanks to all the hustlers. And most importantly you—the customers!"
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What made it so funny was that:
1. No one knew he nearly spit a whole Jay-Z verse and everyone thought he had a lot to be thankful for. (My teacher thought he was a deep poet with a story after that day.)
2. This man did it completely straight-faced without laughing.
Still THE funniest memory I have to this day!