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We live in America where anybody can smash anyone they went. My brother was in prison 12 years , started smashing his c.o she quit her job to be with him he’s been out like 4 they now have a 3 year old son together.
the thread about nothing...
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Guess you gotta smash your judge and tell us about itWhat would I need to do to get in the thread title ?
Thierry Henry
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had something happen to me just like this with this chick I met from POF, broad was crazy so I took off like BoltAfter the first date, a shorty texted me the next day: "Why didn't you kiss me?"
I didn't respond.
Then she texted: "I love you. I know you don't feel the same way."
everysingletime
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If she didn't quit, she probably would've been fired though lol
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I’m glad my story was received so well I thought it’d get lost after a page. I’ll tell another tonight. A lot of fun ones I legally can’t but I’ll come up with something . Wanna hear about the time I ran away from the army with scooby doo and the gang, shot my ex girlfriend with a .38, or when I got jumped and got revenge with his gf (and her cousin)
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All true btw and heavily influenced by drugs
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Uncle Jay’s Story Time
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Damn what a game. Celtics stole that one
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Jay do you have a praying hands tat?
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TheRealAlleygator
teach me your ways
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Nah, they will throw her in jail as well.
They had this C.O. bring ranned through in NYC rikers island. Chick got pregnant and I think she delivered the baby in prison. Crazy story when I read it on the NY post.
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my parents microwave finally died after 30+ yrs. they dont make appliances like that anymore
that thing weighed like 70 lbs
Last time I was home over the holidays I was making breakfast and grabbed the waffle iron my mom goes “we got that our 1st year of marriage” they’re coming up on a 35 yr anniversary. The thing looks like ****
but still kickin 
I always hope **** like that that still floating around will be passed down
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The raptors with only 4 pts..in the QST quarter to cavs 16 when checked the score......man they are straight garbage in this match up.
This is easy money for lebron.
This is easy money for lebron.
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After the first date, a shorty texted me the next day: "Why didn't you kiss me?"
I didn't respond.
Then she texted: "I love you. I know you don't feel the same way."
Yikes
Same shorty text me a couple months later inviting me to a barbecue at her crib. Had to leave that on read forever lol. Only thought in my mind was I’m not about to get flipped by all her cousins.
I remember that crazy ****
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I guess no more stories for now lol. But yo if anybody wanna be my friend on IG I want more shoe friends none of my people really care about shoes. It’s Alleygator614
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Smuggling Drugs
KELLY WEILL
02.08.16 6:55 PM ET
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY THE DAILY BEAST
A New York City prison guard might soon find herself on the other side of the bars.
Nicole Bartley, a corrections officer at New York’s Rikers Island facility, was charged on Sunday with raping a prisoner and conspiring to bring him marijuana. Bartley, who says she was in love with the inmate, was found out when a drug-sniffing dog caught a whiff of marijuana on her outside the prison.
Bartley has confessed to having sex with the Rikers inmate, who cannot legally consent while imprisoned.
The New York Times. “I used a condom. It was in the closet in the morning when everyone else was locked in. It only lasted five minutes.”
But the charges against Bartley reveal a larger culture of contraband and sexual abuse at Rikers Island.
“I was fooled by Dasmond Loveless,” Bartley testified, naming the inmate she assaulted. “I, Nicole, being a fool had my guard down to this man I thought was falling in love with.”
Despite Bartley’s claims that their sexual relations were “mutual,” Penal Law states that inmates like Loveless cannot legally consent to sex. As a corrections officer, Bartley faces third-degree rape charges for the alleged abuse of power.
Rape in Rikers Island—by guards and inmates—is epidemic. But the perpetrators seldom see justice. In May 2015, two anonymous female inmates filed a disturbing lawsuit against eight Rikers Island guards, whom the women accused of repeatedly raping, molesting, and threatening inmates.
suit claims.
Accusations like these rarely make it to court. According to documents released by the New York City Public Advocate’s office, Rikers Island inmates filed 116 complaints of sexual abuse in 2014. Only two of those complaints were passed on to the police.
Rikers Island officers have also come under suspicion for the prison’s steady flow of contraband items.
When Gunner, a drug-sniffing Labrador retriever, caught Bartley with a package of marijuana on Saturday, it was the dog’s second arrest of the week. On Wednesday, Gunner sniffed out correction agent Mohammed Sufian, who was attempting to smuggle in a package of K2 synthetic marijuana. The Department of Corrections began using drug-sniffing dogs on prison guards in 2014, when the city’s Department of Investigations (DOI) found that corrections officers could easily bring contraband to inmates.
PDF) from the Department of Investigations.
Bartley said her drug-smuggling effort also involved Loveless and another woman, this time the mother of Loveless’s child.
“Loveless persuaded me to retrieve a package from his baby mother so it can help them ’cause she was struggling to support their daughter,” Bartley told investigators.
She faces charges of third degree rape, sexual misconduct, official misconduct, promoting prison contraband, and fourth degree criminal possession of marijuana.
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Had to Google the story, but these are the facts.
for a male inmate to minupulate a female c.o. I give him props.
KELLY WEILL
02.08.16 6:55 PM ET
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION BY THE DAILY BEAST
A New York City prison guard might soon find herself on the other side of the bars.
Nicole Bartley, a corrections officer at New York’s Rikers Island facility, was charged on Sunday with raping a prisoner and conspiring to bring him marijuana. Bartley, who says she was in love with the inmate, was found out when a drug-sniffing dog caught a whiff of marijuana on her outside the prison.
Bartley has confessed to having sex with the Rikers inmate, who cannot legally consent while imprisoned.
The New York Times. “I used a condom. It was in the closet in the morning when everyone else was locked in. It only lasted five minutes.”
But the charges against Bartley reveal a larger culture of contraband and sexual abuse at Rikers Island.
“I was fooled by Dasmond Loveless,” Bartley testified, naming the inmate she assaulted. “I, Nicole, being a fool had my guard down to this man I thought was falling in love with.”
Despite Bartley’s claims that their sexual relations were “mutual,” Penal Law states that inmates like Loveless cannot legally consent to sex. As a corrections officer, Bartley faces third-degree rape charges for the alleged abuse of power.
Rape in Rikers Island—by guards and inmates—is epidemic. But the perpetrators seldom see justice. In May 2015, two anonymous female inmates filed a disturbing lawsuit against eight Rikers Island guards, whom the women accused of repeatedly raping, molesting, and threatening inmates.
suit claims.
Accusations like these rarely make it to court. According to documents released by the New York City Public Advocate’s office, Rikers Island inmates filed 116 complaints of sexual abuse in 2014. Only two of those complaints were passed on to the police.
Rikers Island officers have also come under suspicion for the prison’s steady flow of contraband items.
When Gunner, a drug-sniffing Labrador retriever, caught Bartley with a package of marijuana on Saturday, it was the dog’s second arrest of the week. On Wednesday, Gunner sniffed out correction agent Mohammed Sufian, who was attempting to smuggle in a package of K2 synthetic marijuana. The Department of Corrections began using drug-sniffing dogs on prison guards in 2014, when the city’s Department of Investigations (DOI) found that corrections officers could easily bring contraband to inmates.
PDF) from the Department of Investigations.
Bartley said her drug-smuggling effort also involved Loveless and another woman, this time the mother of Loveless’s child.
“Loveless persuaded me to retrieve a package from his baby mother so it can help them ’cause she was struggling to support their daughter,” Bartley told investigators.
She faces charges of third degree rape, sexual misconduct, official misconduct, promoting prison contraband, and fourth degree criminal possession of marijuana.
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Had to Google the story, but these are the facts.
for a male inmate to minupulate a female c.o. I give him props.
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Na alchemist iq impostor but I do got an “Only God can judge me” with a Jesus face! And a half a bullet tattoo from where I shot my old girl and me with the same bullet. Is that ratchet enough for ya bro. I also got “**** the world” like Wayne said. What about you? Do you wear docker pants with the crease on dates?
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In one day, uncle jay has taken over TAN.
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Lol...
NT WE KNOW DRAMA!
NT WE KNOW DRAMA!
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Imposter 
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Que that spiderman twin pic.Imposter
I'm gonna call it cause them raptors about to head extinction.
Cavs win in game 6 again celtics.
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