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So I’m walking into the corner store to get some beer and as I’m walking in, I see 2 dudes at the counter, having a spirited conversation about who knows with the cashier. All I could really make of it was one on the dudes was in shock about something. I walk in the store, see homie paying for a newspaper and a walk behind them to head to the cooler. I hear, “Say bruh, look at this ****!”, “This ***** finna show errbody..” I turn around and one guy holds up a USA Today(you might already know where this is going now lol). I look at the paper, realize what the hell the title says, did the wth head jerk. “Hybrid babies born across America”. I see pictures of a baby with little horns on its head. I said, “Bruh….,,,,this for a movie..”. One of the dudes was legit relieved, “Ok a movie…bruh! What’s the name of the movie?” I couldn’t think of the name to save my life. I’m standing the like that fat kid that couldn’t think of what he wanted to say. “Umm…umm..****…god damn me uhhh…”All I could think of is it was about a little boy with antlers and it’s a random *** word. As soon as I said that, the cashier says, “Oh yea! Sweet Tooth! It’s on Netflix.”
Apparently USA Today pulled a stunt and put a fake cover story that’s an ad for Sweet Tooth. Kind of a dangerous game, but it worked. That was probably the first newspaper homie bought in years. It’s crazy how much power news outlets have. Homie really people was out here having half animals babies and he was going to find out about it passing by.
Apparently USA Today pulled a stunt and put a fake cover story that’s an ad for Sweet Tooth. Kind of a dangerous game, but it worked. That was probably the first newspaper homie bought in years. It’s crazy how much power news outlets have. Homie really people was out here having half animals babies and he was going to find out about it passing by.