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All fun and games until one of those bags busts through and splatters wet trash on someone's car.
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I yelled out loud
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You were going out Final Destination style. But good catch because that could’ve been extremely catastrophic.Welp, nearly just burned my house down
Had a pizza box on the stove. Pushed it back a bit, shoving into a pasta pot I had setting there. Pot nudged the back left burner knob just enough to put it on "high." Box was baarrrrrely touching that burner. Thankfully I was literally standing right there and I smelled smoke and thought the front left burner (the one the box was on top of) was on. When I picked up the box the back edge was smoldering just a little, but when I opened the box up it lit on fire-fire. I dumped the whole pizza onto my plate and then ran the box (which was now in flames) like an Olympic torch-bearer through my house and hucked it into my fireplace.
All fun and games until one of those bags busts through and splatters wet trash on someone's car
There's always a next time.You were going out Final Destination style. But good catch because that could’ve been extremely catastrophic.