I can't give much detail because I don't remember but...
-left strip club
-went to restaurant to get food before Capitals game
-I tried to order a drink in the restaurant and they wouldn't serve me
-I claimed I hadn't had a single drink today
-get pissed they won't serve me and refuse to order food
-go outside and start punching their "box menu" (I dunno what that is but my friend said I was punching the box outside)
-manager comes out and tells me to stop punching that or I'd have to leave
-I deny punching anything and he goes inside
-as soon as he goes inside I punch it again really hard and he comes out and tells me to leave
-I tell my friends not to leave me and start jumping on car bumpers
-my friends come out and tell me to chill
-me and my boy I was drinking with earlier tackle my gf's best friend (female) to the ground and lay on the ground laughing
-gf's best friend bear hugs me and says I got really calm and she put me in a cab back to my girl friends
-gf feeds me a bunch of food
-I leave a bunch of hand prints on her fresh painted walls
-We have terrible sex
Yeah...I felt like a huge d bag when I heard this story. The jumping on car bumpers thing freaked me out because I'd never ever do that. Thank god I wasn't arrested or anything. If I cop saw me I'd def be in trouble for being drunk in public. Really bad/scary feeling...it was a wild game though we beat Louisville
Also somewhere in there apparently I became best friends with 2 50 year old black women (I reminded one of them of her son...I'm white though...) and got some asian chicks number