the thread about nothing...

[Deleted member 38182]

thats racist...

but no, I hate playing catcher. I never get any action 

put me in the field at least every other inning please.

My bat is FIRE tho. Got a mean .900 OBA 

we can get you more action as a catcher if that's what you really want???

 no need to play the field...if you catch my stroke drift

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this post is probably uncalled for

that's impossible.... its slow pitch softball.

there's maybe 2 foul tipped hits that I can make a play on each season. Its the worst.

Plus throwing the ball back to the pitcher like 75 times a game hurts my elbow pretty badly 

 

[bilboshmangins]

thats racist...

but no, I hate playing catcher. I never get any action 

put me in the field at least every other inning please.

My bat is FIRE tho. Got a mean .900 OBA 

we can get you more action as a catcher if that's what you really want???

 no need to play the field...if you catch my stroke drift

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this post is probably uncalled for

that's impossible.... its slow pitch softball.

there's maybe 2 foul tipped hits that I can make a play on each season. Its the worst.

Plus throwing the ball back to the pitcher like 75 times a game hurts my elbow pretty badly 

oh, no

! I can pitch fast if you want, makes sure that you get enough action...there definitely will be no foul tip

. And you don't have to worry about pitching back to me, i'll take care of you papa bear

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not sure if rck knows what's going on here

 

[Deleted member 38182]

You can't just decide to pitch fast

It's a slow pitch league

 

[bayyrd]

 

[newmoanyuh]

Can I watch doe?

 

[bayyrd]

Can I watch doe?

 

[Deleted member 38182]

Can I watch doe?

phsure. We actually have 2 huge black dudes on our team.

they are big.

 

[newmoanyuh]

phsure. We actually have 2 huge black dudes on our team.

they are big.

pass

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

 

[Deleted member 38182]

phsure. We actually have 2 huge black dudes on our team.

they are big.

pass

Everybody else is white tho

 

[bilboshmangins]

Can I watch doe?

phsure. We actually have 2 huge black dudes on our team.

they are big.

this is getting more interesting?

how big are the bats that they use, do they play in outfield, are the switch hitters etc?

 

[bilboshmangins]

You can't just decide to pitch fast

It's a slow pitch league

that's fair, i guess i'll have to keep my motion fairly slow a steady stroke...but i can be hard, and powerful...take control as it where?

 

[Deleted member 38182]

Can I watch doe?

phsure. We actually have 2 huge black dudes on our team.

they are big.

this is getting more interesting?

how big are the bats that they use, do they play in outfield, are the switch hitters etc?

interesting?

Ya our softball team is pretty dope. 4 of our guys have been drafted into the big leagues before.

I'm not sure how big the bats are, I just use my friend's when I'm at bat.

One of the black dudes plays 3rd and the other play center-right.

 

[currensy]

I want an african girl. Specifically Nigerian.

 

[bilboshmangins]

Can I watch doe?

phsure. We actually have 2 huge black dudes on our team.

they are big.

this is getting more interesting?

how big are the bats that they use, do they play in outfield, are the switch hitters etc?

interesting?

Ya our softball team is pretty dope. 4 of our guys have been drafted into the big leagues before.

I'm not sure how big the bats are, I just use my friend's when I'm at bat.

One of the black dudes plays 3rd and the other play center-right.

ahh so some of these guys have done on screen work, professionals if you will. So they are probably okay with operating in a group sexti setting.

so they just let you handle their bats? Do you employ a particular grip?

so these black men seem to be versatile, probably have great bodies...personally I  pitch, so i'm sure they'll be doing a lot of the catching that doesn't come directly to you.

 

[bilboshmangins]

I want an african girl. Specifically Nigerian.

no you don't

 

[bilboshmangins]

Can I watch doe?

you don't even need to ask mami.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

ahh so some of these guys have done on screen work, professionals if you will. So they are probably okay with operating in a group sexti setting.

so they just let you handle their bats? Do you employ a particular grip?

so these black men seem to be versatile, probably have great bodies...personally I  pitch, so i'm sure they'll be doing a lot of the catching that doesn't come directly to you.

Nah, they never played on tv or anything. Double A at most 

 but ya I guess they are pros if you will?

Yup, we got probably 5 or 6 bats that we all share. My grip is just normal I guess?? I never actually played baseball growing up so playing softball these last few years has been a brand new experience to me. Hell, they all say my swing looks like a golf swing 

We have a bomb *** pitcher though, sorry dude.

We actually found this guy randomly at the park before a game and we had no pitcher and he said he could do it.

He's actually probably our best hitter surprisingly too, he's in his 40s and has a wife and kid. Good dude, but funny how he ended up on our squad.

Kinda upset I missed this season since I was gone for a month.

 

[newmoanyuh]

I want an african guy. Specifically Nigerian or Ghanaian

 

[lpheat22]

^^^ 

Yo ox did my queen go to hootenanny this weekend?

 nah. she was at family parties all weekend.
 

I hait wen peeple tock or writ lik dis.

Meens an otomatic unfrend from me.

i'm friends on facebook with a lot of girls from high school (go figure) and they be typing like that all the time, capitalizing every other letter 

she was dreamin of bein wit me but ox be holdin me back

 let me get some cash flow. then i'll come invite you both to that bar like i said 

She's a family woman I love it, hope she gets along well with my mom

You ever go to give a girl a compliment and she tells you what you're about to compliment her on is fake. AWKWARD.

Chick had pretty eyes. I asked her what color were they. She hit me with they're hazel contacts. I was like alright and started to laugh while walking away.

2nd times its happened to me. I guess I should start prefacing compliments with "Is that real?"

An ex of mine used to wear grey contacts, some people would compliment her on them and depending on my mood I would just troll her and tell them oh they're fake she just look at me while I'm

 

[lpheat22]

Bought a 13" MBP today man I've been missing out on what a real laptop can do for the past 7 years

 

[davidme00]

went fishing but caught no fish 

saw 3 mom/daughter duos where the mom was more 

 

[davidme00]

Bought a 13" MBP today man I've been missing out on what a real laptop can do for the past 7 years

#MacBookGang (PC's are actually the real powerful laptops but MBPs are smoov)

 

[lpheat22]

Bought a 13" MBP today man I've been missing out on what a real laptop can do for the past 7 years

#MacBookGang (PC's are actually the real powerful laptops but MBPs are smoov)

Ya I just need to figure out how to work this thing, where's the page up and page down buttons and the home and end buttons I use those to scroll

 

[bilboshmangins]

Nah, they never played on tv or anything. Double A at most 

 but ya I guess they are pros if you will?

Yup, we got probably 5 or 6 bats that we all share. My grip is just normal I guess?? I never actually played baseball growing up so playing softball these last few years has been a brand new experience to me. Hell, they all say my swing looks like a golf swing 

We have a bomb *** pitcher though, sorry dude.

We actually found this guy randomly at the park before a game and we had no pitcher and he said he could do it.

He's actually probably our best hitter surprisingly too, he's in his 40s and has a wife and kid. Good dude, but funny how he ended up on our squad.

Kinda upset I missed this season since I was gone for a month.

oh so mostly did some homegrown stuff? i see what you mean, a few swinger parties here and there. That's legit enough...

oh so you're new to this whole lifestyle. See you're doing it wrong if you're going for a golf swing, you need to approach it as a stroke...but you won't have to worry about all that if you're catching.

i mean, he can open and i can close...shoot, two pitchers? it's all on you if you can handle it papi!

now does his family knows that he's in the life, or is he down low...a lot of pitchers are. 

this dude is not blinking