the thread about nothing...

 
I'm lonely as hell right now, but I ain't getting back with my ex.

My ex girl proved to be the bird that I suspected she was, spreading

lies talmbout "his meat small", aight thot. My meat small, but you was the one

taking the d on the couch in my living room sounding like the Wilhelm Scream on a loop 
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I need a collection of all your posts during the time you spent with this chick. I always crack up reading them.
 
I just realized how much I'm going IN on these plates tomorrow man. :wow:

Pancakes and sausage for breakfast

All the other stuff for lunch

All the other stuff for leftovers

LETS GOOO
 
 
 
You been drinking all day or you just starting?
Just started, but I didn't put a lot. I actually don't like to mix alcohol with my nogg. It tastes nasty to me.
I put in work on my girl, today's our 1 month anniversary. I still ain't get my nut though, maybe my stamina is high or its some marginal yambs, either way I'm happy. She knocked out on the couch right now
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I'm not a virgin anymore.
This girl is snoring right now eughck.
I'm gonna get punished when my grandma comes home but till then I'm living my life like It's golden.
 
I still am in awe that I got yambs yesterday TWICE.

I don't think I can enjoy fapping anymore, it used to be my

favorite past time, and now it just feels empty. I used to spend 

hours a day doing it, but now I cringe at the thought. 

I'm feeling like a light skin, chubby Ric Flair right now though. 

I gotta finish my Rutger's application today. I'm so excited for

college, and being able to expand my social reach. Meeting new

people of various backgrounds and experiences is so dope to me.

It's now up to me to control my destiny and pursue a career in 

the medical field to make this cash. Also,those sweet college

yambs. 
Im a chump and I wifed ua gardening tool, I'm disgusted with myself
 
My girl buggin bout college, getting mad/sad just cuz we're not going to the same place.

I really like her but I'm not going to college in Alabama fohwtbs. 
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Just enjoy what we have right now, the future is in the future. 
 
She called me about it, and said it was just discharge, and she's coming off 

a period. Everything's good, but that **** is GROCE. 
 
I think me and my girl are done. 

I went over her house on monday and while I was messing

with her I saw some white flakes in the box, and it smelled awful.

So I got to school today and I tried to talk to her about, but I 

was trying to sugar coat it and beat around the bush (I admit that as bad)

and she got mad. She called me earlier and I missed the call, so I called back,

but she won't answer 
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. I've prepared for this moment, but I really do care about 

her. 

How are ya'll doing? 
 
I f***ed my girl a lil bit last night 
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I went to my friend's dad's house with my girl, my bro, his girl, and her friend.

My bro and his girl took the upstairs my friend and his girl took the living room, 

and I took the downstairs. 

I ate the box than got to work. I strapped up, put my jammy inside and 
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, the heat immediately

hit my jawn like opening the oven too quick. We went at it than stopped

cuz she said I was going too fast 
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 *cam'ron gif*. Than she sucked my jawn on the couch.

A good night in general, but I am having trouble busting. I thought I'd lose

my cool immediately, but these days it takes seemingly forever. She throated my jawn in the living room

and than we moved it to the kitchen and she jerked me, while I popped her with the

"come hither" fingers. Then my friend's dad came in the house, I immediately hid behind the fridge,

as it would not be fun explaining this teenage house party to the owner of said house. 

I ain't even bust. 
 
Last night was probably the greatest night of my life tbh.

Bruhs, she licked and sucked my balls, that's love right there.

I almost said I loved her too
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, I was in a unbelievable euphoria of

getting my jammy licked and sucked. When she was kissing and sucking on my neck, I

felt like one of those kawaii tumblr comic jawns getting seduced like "senpai no!".

I'm gonna lose some cool points here (like I ever had any to begin with), but

I kissed her right after she had my piece in her mouth.

It would've been better had I of got to finish

but I was just so happy letting her get what she needed. 

I hope that you're the one, If not, you are the prototype
 
Yo! I was with my girl tonight at her house, and while we're watching

a movie, one thing lead to another and I reached into her pants and started

finger-popping her. She's like convulsing and breathing heavy, saying

"eff me, eff me", when people said that vagina's were tight, I didn't understand

the full magnitude of the situation. Unfortunately we were interrupted by her lil bro.

So later, I tell her to get up on the couch kinda like in a doggy 

style position, and I pull her pants and her panties down.

I spread her butt, and whoadies I could see everything.

Then I hit her with the Spirit Gun like I was Yusuke Urameshi 
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Today was a good day, I still got the smell on my fingers too.
@beh235   Here's the anthology of Mr. and Mrs.Rusty Shackelford the 2013 edition.

Warning: Not in order.
 
For some reason, I'm watching a brand new House Party movie, and as expected, it's wack as **** :lol: :lol: Kid, Play, Martin, and Gina would embarrassed by this. It's about on par with that House Party that had Marques Houston and Meagan Good in it.

Whoa whoa whoa, I see you Rusty :lol: :pimp:
 
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I saw house party on the guide and thought damn I wonder if that's like house party house party and kept on scrolling not giving a damn either way. :lol:
 
- Still pissed that there no PS4 available at Gamestop 
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. I understand the whole be grateful for what you have philosophy, It's just annoying. And if it is, it's gone in 10 minutes.

- Friday Night Lights is such a great film. Hits the feels everytime Boobie Miles 
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- But I am glad I don't have to work this week. Being an RA is a lot of dirty work that isn't appreciated all the time. 
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On those notes, Hope everyone has a happy holidays! 
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I saw house party on the guide and thought damn I wonder if that's like house party house party and kept on scrolling not giving a damn either way. :lol:

It has Drew from Everybody Hates Chris as the lead dude, and some Justin Bieber looking dude as his best friend, whose his hype man cause both of them want to be rappers. L o l
 
For some reason, I'm watching a brand new House Party movie, and as expected, it's wack as ****
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Kid, Play, Martin, and Gina would embarrassed by this. It's about on par with that House Party that had Marques Houston and Meagan Good in it.

Whoa whoa whoa, I see you Rusty
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That's with dude from Everybody Hates Chris, right? I saw exactly two minutes of that junk and turned.
I saw house party on the guide and thought damn I wonder if that's like house party house party and kept on scrolling not giving a damn either way.
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I admire your love for Shiba's

The GOAT breed


My dream dog. I die a little inside whenever I see one on the street knowing I don't have one of my own yet.

Same here

One day my friend

i want a bulldog or pug.

I'm going to be resurrecting the "What are you drinking tonight" post in a couple of hours (Christmas Eve Edition). I would start it now but I have to go pick up my wife from work at 9pm so I won't be getting it cracking until around 9:30pm. It's an open invite to anyone who wants to participate.

buchanans and pineapple juice

I refuse to believe had pants is a new member :nerd: :nerd:

let that boy cook.

Red had a top 5 perm DOA
:lol:

Why he look like Doc Rivers 

Ol amphibian lookin boy'


I'm going to be resurrecting the "What are you drinking tonight" post in a couple of hours (Christmas Eve Edition). I would start it now but I have to go pick up my wife from work at 9pm so I won't be getting it cracking until around 9:30pm. It's an open invite to anyone who wants to participate.

Going to pick up soms Crsytal Head in a minute

noooooooooooooooooooooo

amphibian boy :rofl:

Confidence is shot right now. All over the place. Feel ugly.

you are beautiful no matter what they say, cause words can bring you down...


please remove your camera from my room. thanks.

 
have a wonderful x-mas eve everybody.. bout to go enjoy my self with the fam :smokin
How could I forget. Have a good Christmas Eve famb

 
And Red off the Five Heartbeats was ruthless with it...

Suge Knight was trying to be like Red when he hung Vanilla Ice off the balcony...


 
And Red off the Five Heartbeats was ruthless with it...


Suge Knight was trying to be like Red when he hung Vanilla Ice off the balcony...


Red had a top 5 perm DOA

I said my hours are from 9 to 5.
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@franc
 @rck3sactown
 I won't say where I'm going at the moment. I'll post a pic when I do.

@Elpablo21
 I can never forget putting the fam  on 


I love X's version of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer 

(awaits pics)




This is happening now.

please, stay safe.

I just realized how much I'm going IN on these plates tomorrow man. :wow:

Pancakes and sausage for breakfast

All the other stuff for lunch

All the other stuff for leftovers

LETS GOOO

can i come over :nerd:
 
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