the thread about nothing...

*goes out*..... Next day she hits me with "we need to talk" :smh every single time lol
 
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I get it cracking
Call me Quentin McCracken
I play for the Rays
I got **** for days
I plow the land
I sleep in sand
Pop 2 bottles of Moet
Get lost in my silhouette
 
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Just found out what Beyonce meant when she said "surfboard"


Just found out what Beyonce meant when she said "surfboard"
tbh, i found out yesterday.

really guise

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As per Cosmo:
Your partner reclines in the tub with the water level waist-high. Then straddle his lap, facing his feet, and slowly lower yourself onto his penis. Lean forward so you’re resting on your palms. He holds on to your butt or thighs as you ride him” … like a surfboard when the Surf’s Up!
 
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