Damn TAN, just fought this skinhead that lives up my street yesterday. I was chillin' with my sis n 2 kuzns in front my house sippin' some ShockTop, when this dude rides up on a biicycle with his son n starts talking about how my kuzn side-swiped his homie's car. I thought we were gonna talk about like men, but then he calls my kuzn a *****, so I lost it. He starts trying to say I don't want it kuz of some beef from when I was 16 n he thought he could punk me kuz he was in a skinhead gang. Dude was like 40 at that time n had no one scared, plus he knew n saw the people that would be at my family parties, knew what I'm about, so he came back a week later tail between his legs to say I don't want no problems. Well, yesterday I had had it, I was drunk, banged on him n took it to the street n he keeps throwing these sorry lefts that I keep checking. Hit him with 2 rights n he starts talking he don't want to fight, he wants to talk. So I follow him to his house (my mistake) n he says he don't want me cold-cocking him n I'm like what? N when we get to his house he says he's gonna whip my ***, so I'm like whatever so we get down again. He throw 3 of those sorry lefts n I check each one throw a right, he throws a left, I check, throw a right. Now this is where **** got weird, dude throws another weak left, I check, take him down, n he bites the **** outta my ear, I'm stunned by this, n he starts scratching my face. I'm like dog you gonna scratch n bite, he says "I'm a pitbull argghh" n bites my nose. I'm like bruh, you win I'm trying to fight like a man, I whipped your ***, n you bite n scratch. **** had me confused n disappointed n pissed. He says I'm glad we got to fight like men, n I'm like dude you bit n scratched, you didn't want it but whatever, it's over. Shake his hand, then he starts poppin' off again. Only now the neighbors are out, n I know this scene, white dude fighting a Mexican, naw bruh, I ain't bout that police life, so I leave. Then my dumb*** sister starts poppin' off making me look weak, so now I'm yelling at her n him. Then he calls her a paisa, n I'm like bruh, you just bit n scratched a man in a fight. So I leave, get to my house n start drinking beer, then my sis n kuzns ask what happened kuz I'm bloody as ****. I tell my sis I was bit n she says we gotta go to the hospital. I go, n look in the mirror n my ear is hanging, just leaking. Doctors fix me up n now I gotta take my prescription in. Antibiotics n Norco. Glad I get some painkillers. I'm getting faded when I'm healed.
TL;DR
-drinking with fam at home
-skinhead comes disrespecting
-beat him up
-go to his house to talk
-fight again, beat him, he starts biting n scratching
-go to hospital
-got Norcos